I've never been to one of...

I've never been to one of the local "lap dance" or "jack shack" establishments before, so I wasn't sure what to expect. Apparently, I should have no expectations whatsoever.

There were only two dancers working on a Friday evening- both of them looked extremely young and nervous. For the half hour I stayed, neither one of them performed or circulated, so I can't comment on the quality of the dances. In fact, they both disappeared just after I walked in and I never saw them again. A couple of other patrons came in while I was enjoying my delicious High Fructose Corn Syrup and Carbonated Water, but they all left within minutes of entering.

Physically, this looks like a half-finished (or is it half-demolished?) Cowboy Bar, except they only serve sarsaparilla. The lap dance area is out of eye shot from the main floor, so I have no idea what that's like. I get the impression the owner of this place wanted to see if they could cash in a quick buck before their lease ran out and doesn't have much interest in making it a going concern. My server was pleasant and the bathroom was clean, but neither are enough to warrant a revisit.