Comments by rl27 (page 11)

Haven't heard of that. All the BYOB clubs I have been to, drink prices weren't part of their income plan. Not one so far charged to bring drinks to your table, and only asked that you tipped your waitress. All of them all also happened to have some the cheapest non-alcoholic drinks. Soda was typically $2 and at one club years ago it was $1, and fresh brewed iced tea was free.

Jackslash, yep you do, and I have seen far too many drunk or stoned strippers unable to keep their balance in their high heals and fall flat on their ass or worse.

It depends, sometimes I can get hard very easily other times it can take a while. Can be many things, such as not feeling well or tired. Visually it can be many things. If she meets my ideal in a woman, a nice firm body, great shapely tits, thick full nipples, a firm ass I may be a lot more aroused. It might also be a hot exotic looking woman, say a single Asian in a mostly white club. It usually does go beyond just body type, and can be attitude or maybe the dancer seems to be aroused. One dancer I saw on stage, she had a decent body, but her dance skills ons stage were mediocre, and she didn't do anything for me. A while later she stops by and asks if she could sit with me. The two dancers I was interest in were busy so I said sure. While she was aweful on stage at my table she was great. A very good tease, knowing just how to get my interest, dressed in a revealing tied up shirt, no bra, sitting across from her. The sight of her full cleavage, her nipples slowly getting hard in her top, and her sexy teasing talk I was sporting a major hardon. It didn't take much effort for her to convince me to head back. Usually it takes some hands on action on her part, be it some hand to crotch teasing at the table, or more often a dance before I get hard. Often it's the anticipation right before the dance. With two dancers in particular, currently Vera, and before her Heather, as she sat next to me before the dance I would start to get hard. Heather oftened commented on that, "I see you growing already. Will you be hard by the time the next song starts. Maybe you'll beat your last record." Sometimes it just won't happen. Often it's because the gal doesn't know what she's doing, i.e. pressing to hard which keeps me from getting erect, but it can also be that we just don't click.

Sounds similar to can happen where you get a mild case of the flu, but your immune system doesn't fully ramp up and and a month or so later you get it worse.. Could also be a second strain of the virus. Happened to me back in 1984, the flu hit me somewhat mildly, went back to school a bit too early and either got it again or a different strain and this time was sick for three weeks, lost nearly 30lbs, and it took 7 months to get back to normal strength.

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If she keeps her overall shape up, and doesn't look like she gained 40 lbs of fat I'll definitely not turn down a dance. I have had some of the best times from favorites when they were pregnant, and some mediocre times. It often depends on the mood and how far in. I have had dancers 2 or three months pregnant not want their tits touched due to how sensitive they are, then a month or two later want their tits played with almost constantly. Also it can be very beneficial. One of my warmup dancers if my favorite wasn't available, used to give minimal contact lap dances. Then all of a sudden when she got pregnant she went from minimal contact to major extras. Once she gave birth she stayed full on extras and became one of my favorites until she quit three years later. Another dancer went from a small B cup to a large D cup when she got pregnant, and decided since her breasts had ballooned, she wanted to try tit fucking, because she couldn't do it before, and liked it so much we did it every time.

To me it depends on looks, attitude and skill. I have met dumb as a brick 30 year old dancers, and mature beyond their years 18 year olds. I have met dancers under 20 who have given me some of the best dances in my life. Usually I do best with dancers between 23 or so and 35 who have danced for at least a year. By then, she has gotten into that nice firm dancer shape, as well as gotten in the grove when it comes to lap dance moves. After 35, unless she has good genetics and didn't get too mixed into the stripper lifestyle, dancers typically start declining in looks in the mid thirties.

To me it's a combination of the dance quality, cost of the dance, how many dances, how long and what type of extras. For one of my regulars then I will tip more. In a club I rarely visit, say in town for vacation, then I likely won't tip unless she was very, very good. If the dances are cheap, say $10 a song, or the dancer offers discounts for multiple dances, say 3/$40, 4/50, then I may gave an extra $5 or $10 for each set of 3 or 4. If we negotiated some extras say $150 for some more fun, then that $150 is the tip. There are limits. If I paid for $200 worth of dances, then I likely won't tip, or if I do it's when a dancer goes well above and beyond what I expect in a very good dance.

Quickest I went depends on the type of dance and whether I have had dances before. Here is what I can recall. Lap dance with no extras, no previous dances. Around 4 1/2 songs so around 16 minutes. Only happened with three of my favorites. Cumming from straight lap dances is rare, so typically I quit after 6. Lap dance with no extras, sampled multiple dancers before, 3 1/2 songs or about 12 minutes. Again, cumming from straight lap dances are rare, so typically I quit after 6, even after having sampled multiple. Lap dance with extras. About 3 songs or 10 minutes. Probably around 1/3 of the time when I do get off is this time. Typically it's around 5 songs or 18 minutes Skip dance straight to extras, under 5 minutes. Only 2 ever dancers so far. Typically is around 3 1/2 songs or 12 minutes.

One problem with usasexguide is that it isn't encrypted. Another, is it depends on each region. Some are good, others are worthless

Dirtybirt, that reminded me. One dancer at a Brookpark Rd club back in the 90's filler her pussy full of water with a turkey baster then spurted it out. Forgot all about that. Cleveland had some interesting dancers back then.

I agree with Looker on Niagara Falls. Been offered take out from several dancers for a reasonable price, but so far haven't tried due to just passing through. Been planning on taking one of them up on it for a while, looks like I'll have to wait a bit longer.

Typically it's about $50 to $75 for the hotel, and $200 for an hour or two, one shot on goal. Most I spent, was around $600 from a Vegas stripper back in 2006 or so who also worked at the Chicken Ranch, and offered to see me there. Lap dance was great, but the sex was mediocre.

I have seen this over the years. This usually occurs right before the 2 for one dances. More than once it has helped me pick out which dancers to try in clubs that I have never been to before. Usually by the time it's done I have one or two dances I have asked to stop by and rarely has the later 2 for one disappointed. One time it also saved me from spending much money in a club. Walked in right as the feature show ended and dollar dances were called while the area near the VIP was getting setup with the feature's various souvenirs. It was long enough that I saw each dancer at least twice, and not one was good that day, so left for another club.

"A gymnast who supports herself by dancing, doing tumbling runs across the stage." I met one about a decade or two ago in Minnesota, while on vacation. I think she may have been a gymnast at the University of Minnesota. She would do tumbling runs, the the most impressive would be her in place jump and twist in the air. Ended up spending well over $600 getting dances from her over 3 different visits.

"A dancer who's mom was Afghani, doing topless belly dancing on stage." There was a Pakistani dancer who danced years ago, and several iterations ago at Columbus Gold who used to do a belly dance strip tease, complete with dozens of veils. Gave one of the better lap dances too.

Hell yeah they gossip, and it's worked both for my favor and against me. A new dancer who I hadn't seen in the club before, was pushing all my buttons just right during the dance, like she had been giving dances to me for years. Finally during the third or fourth song she says, "Nevaeh and Cherokee weren't kidding when they told me that would get you very excited, I don't think it took you 20 seconds to get hard right when we started." I thanked both dancers the next time I saw them. Another time this hot black dancer tells me after my first lap dance with her, "Wow I didn't expect to be back there this many songs with you, I heard you don't get dances with black girls." When I asked her where she heard that, she mentioned the other dancers.

"Watching Bucs / Chargers game. No way Herbert is going to sit when Tyrod heals. Got to feel bad for Taylor." Like I said he's the Anti-Fitzpatrick, last few teams he is on he plays it safe and looks mediocre, gets injured then out comes the backup who looks tons better. He did it back in 2018 in Cleveland. Cleveland is stinking up losing to the Jets. Cleveland fans are thinking, "Oh, well I guess the Budweiser Fridges won't open until next week," thenTyrod goes down, in comes Baker, and the entire offense looks night and day better, and Tyrod never sees the field again that year.

Closest to me was a bomb threat at the old Harem in Dayton, Ohio. I was about to head to the lap dance area when the Sheriff's department came in and told everyone to get out. The news the next day said it was a bomb scare. However, I suspect it was part of the initial investigation into the club that eventually got it shut down.

The most bizarre thing I remember was a club somewhere down south. Can't exactly recall the city but it was a small club attached to a hotel in either Tennessee or Kentucky while I was on the way back from a trip to New Orleans, where the dancers got on stage and did a Karaoke strip tease. Country music is bad enough sung by professionals, but sung by drunk strippers, likely purposefully out of tune, was a bit too much. Longball, oh yeah Sundowner is a fun club. Watched two dancers going at it while a hot Hungarian lady had her hands in my pants, trying her best to convince me to do a four way with the other two.

Happened to me last fall. Karen or Kiren at Landing Strip, who I saw working in the club several times over a year, asked to be paid up front, and I told her "since when?" She immediately reversed course telling me. "I used to work at Colosseum. They don't pay up front here?" I tell her, "no, "and she replies back, "Oh, I just started, didn't know" I just nodded and got a decent but mechanical dance.

I have met dancers with no kids who gave amazing dances, and dancers with kids who gave lame dances. Then again since I don't really ask dancers if they have kids, I have to base it off of what the dancer tells me or whether I have seen them dance pregnant in the club. As for how their bodies hold up, some of it's genetics, some of it's age, and some of it's lifestyle. Case in point a dancer who I knew of who danced through at least 3 pregnancies. The entire time I knew her, she always gave very good dances. Before her first pregnancy she was thin with firm B breasts. Decent body, but a bit too thin. She danced about 5 1/2 months while pregnant and in that time her tits grew quite nicely, but unfortunately due to sensitivity didn't want her tits played with, and also didn't like giving more than three sings in a row. Didn't see her again until at least 4 months after giving birth, and her body actually came back much better gained a bit more weight, and exercised more . Breasts also jumped up to a large C or D cup. About two years later she had her second kid, and again danced while pregnant, this time for over 7 months. This time she wasn't nearly as sensitive and wanted a lot of attention paid to her tits, and didn't want to stop after 3. This time she waited about 3 month before coming back. She looked even firmer than before, but her tits deflated. So about a year later she got implants. Well done, but a bit too firm and fake looking. Two years later she's pregnant a third time. This time she danced until a few weeks before birth, and came back about a month after giving birth. This was probably the best looking she had been. While she still stayed in shape, she cut down on the real strict dieting and her skin around her breasts loosened up a bit, allowing a much more natural look to her tits. She danced about two or three more years, then disappeared.

The most original line I can recall is one dancer telling me "I have been told my pussy is very tight, but I would like a second opinion." Then there was the blunt "are you looking for a blowjob?" Right as she came up to me on stage.

My favorite was: "I don't have a gag reflex. Want me to prove it?" Heard that from a dancer in Detroit named Veda.

I recall seeing this in several clubs back in the early 90's.