A well balanced stripper

Ha !

Good balance so you don't spill anything.

You have to be well balanced to dance in stripper heels.

Harm reduction doesn't work in the long run but you gotta admire the effort

Elvis did the same thing, until that shit caught up to his hectic lifestyle and started doing too much of uppers and downers. We know how this story ends.

Re: Elvis. From the Hard Rock Casino in Vegas:
https://parade.com/wp-content/uploads/20…

Keeping that balance right for the long haul is quite a feat, regardless of one's profession! I have admired some who've accomplish the feat without "crashing and burning" - which is the case more often than not!

Jackslash, yep you do, and I have seen far too many drunk or stoned strippers unable to keep their balance in their high heals and fall flat on their ass or worse.

Great point Meat-ape. I guess this means that my buddy dugan’s stripper will end up dying while sitting on the toilet and eating a box of jelly donuts.

Back in tha NC there was this lion named Elvis. Crazy bastard tried to subsist on donuts when the actually prey were common. What the actual fuck?

On the other hand, it was entertaining when he went on a cocaine, booze, and donut frenzy and decided to become a hippo. Crazy SOB drowned! Oh well, I support are worse ways die. ROAR!!!