Things that made you go “huh??” when getting out of a local area
If you were used to being at either one club, or one different area, and then you went elsewhere and were somewhat or very surprised at something. What was the first thing you noticed?
I’ll start. Coming from Texas, there was plenty of things:
“Why do these stages have chairs next to them? People actually sit there all the time?”
“Wow, a lot of clubs really don’t care about your social security card? At all?”
“Huh, so apparently being walked to your car by a bouncer is super common...”
I’ll start. Coming from Texas, there was plenty of things:
“Why do these stages have chairs next to them? People actually sit there all the time?”
“Wow, a lot of clubs really don’t care about your social security card? At all?”
“Huh, so apparently being walked to your car by a bouncer is super common...”
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Either stop the dance and do stage or pay a fee to skip stage. That will always boggle my mind.
The fun part is female patrons, which there are usually plenty of, say at like the Sundowner, most times get their shirts pulled up or off exposing extra boobies for the crowd.
Once I found this out, I have found a way to make it out to Florida every year since.
One thing that was also weird was a dance I got at Diamond Dolls in Clearwater back in the early 2000's. At the time, a local ordinance did not allow the customer to sit while getting a dance. I had to get a standing lapdance. Since then, this club has put in VIP rooms and is one of my favorite clubs in the Tampa area.
“Huh?????”
I had never heard of such a thing.
-street walkers in front of dunkin donuts in montreal.
-memphis social scene is really bad. platinum plus was actually a pick up spot. also saw a girl civvie tongue a dancer's ass on stage.
I had those same two firsts; the "stand up" slow dance at Diamond Dolls and Personalities in Clearwater...
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The first time I was allowed to touch a dancer's boobs at Mon Venus in Tampa.... like you Ski I was stunned to say the least.
They get a lot of tourists - and one dancer came over and told me they were pasties (required by some local law) and there was nothing wrong with her nipples.
Outside of vegas I can't believe how shitty clubs look and how cheap they are
2. The time the shorts came completely off in the VIP. Not down to the ankles, off and to the side.
3. Closed door VIPs with locks at COI Synn. Soon as that door locked I went bbbbooooiiiinnnnngggg.
One time I wanted to spend my entire visit at Adelita's Bar so I stayed at a jacuzzi suite at Hotel Coahuila, as I was led up my room, the manager wanted to show me their two newest remodeled rooms.
One room had a sex swing and the other had a wall tie up, it seemed interesting but not my thing.
I had plenty of fun in the jacuzzi room.
Full nude during lap dances????
Having to tip the dj 20%???? Yeah not working in any club like that ever again, I refused and they didn’t allow me back but idgaf.
Girls coming up to sit down fully and talk to a customer that you’re already talking to? How’s that make any sense?
Going on 5+ stages in a row?? Tf??
Clubs making a customer pay $5 more per dance and charging you for that $5??
Alcohol like, in the club, wow ??!!!
Same. LOL
It was a freaking assembly line. The dancer would sit at your table for about 5 minutes at most and then had to leave if you didn't get them a drink or ask for a dance. About 30 seconds later, next dancer up.
Eventually tried a dance from a very friendly 9 blonde, and it was lamer than Columbus at that time. She stood 4 feet in front of me never once got on my lap. Supposedly the VIP area was better, but decided to cut my losses and headed out to a few less upscale clubs that I typically went to.
Went back about 5 years later, not quite as pretentious, dancers not quite as hot either, but at least they had minimal lap dances. Last time I ever went there, although I did go to one of their sister clubs and had a much better time.
Another time, a train of 4 ladies were doing the same on the main stage.... crazy.
Can't say I've seen that anywhere else outside of a VIP room.
Took me 30 minutes to realize that Tijuana DJs don't speak English.
Longball, oh yeah Sundowner is a fun club. Watched two dancers going at it while a hot Hungarian lady had her hands in my pants, trying her best to convince me to do a four way with the other two.
As far as vampire looking dancers getting attracted to me, they might notice I have 2 sharp long eye teeth but mine are natural and not much longer than normal. I keep forgetting but dancers who might be into that stuff, seem to notice me right away. I don’t drink blood or anything like that. I sometimes wear black. I once joined an online vampire support group for kicks. There were some weird stories in that group. I don’t think it was just for vampires. Just because I have two unusual teeth doesn’t mean I’m into vampires but female vampires often look sexy. I never expect a dancer to suddenly bite me but it happens. I’m never sure what they are thinking.
There was a Pakistani dancer who danced years ago, and several iterations ago at Columbus Gold who used to do a belly dance strip tease, complete with dozens of veils. Gave one of the better lap dances too.
I met one about a decade or two ago in Minnesota, while on vacation. I think she may have been a gymnast at the University of Minnesota. She would do tumbling runs, the the most impressive would be her in place jump and twist in the air. Ended up spending well over $600 getting dances from her over 3 different visits.
Dancer was on stage and golden showered the audience of PL’s......
Forgot all about that. Cleveland had some interesting dancers back then.