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11 years ago
Bench press Van Morrison or Van Halen? It makes a difference.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Actually, "fisherman" does strike me as a weird word. Someone who farms is a farmer, someone who paints is a painter, and someone who fishes is a fisher, no?
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11 years ago
Founder.
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11 years ago
I clubbed, I conquered, I came.
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11 years ago
I'd like to see the avatars Juice can come up with to go along with the names Jackmd and baconator.
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11 years ago
crazyjoe: The uncle also said, "What I think was behind it: Being losers." A bit mild, but honest.
And yes, let's confiscate all religions.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Looking at Elena, I dribbled once and then shot.
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11 years ago
The gas-mileage gap between automatics and manuals has narrowed greatly in recent years. On some cars and with some drivers, automatics actually deliver better mileage.
I still prefer a manual, though.
Isn't anyone going to make a stick-shifting joke?
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11 years ago
Butt cleavage.
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11 years ago
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is on my shit list and my shiite list.
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11 years ago
Older than my daughter!
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11 years ago
My lower limit is 22. That number changes annually. They have to be younger than my daughter.
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11 years ago
Jazmine: eat shit and die.
Really. I mean that. Actually eat actual shit, and then really actually die.
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11 years ago
Mxyzptlk.
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11 years ago
Online banging.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
.0875 for a beer? Was this a .09375 gallon bottle, or a .473 liter mug or...?
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11 years ago
I was getting a BJ for the usual price, and offered her an extra $2 for FS. Oddly, she took a pass on the opportunity for more profit.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I went to a strip club for some street cred, and all I got was a blowjob.
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12 years ago
Firefox has had slapcheeking forever so I never have typos.
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12 years ago
OK, I didn't think that I could do it, but thinking about lopaw doing it just made me do it.
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12 years ago
1. No such thing as too old. Just too sick, too weak, too tired, too dead....
2. At no age could I do that.
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12 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I'll stroke the little motorhead for $2000.
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12 years ago
It's official: We have never heard of these guys, and we don't give a fuck.
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12 years ago
In hindsight, I should have gone this route instead of sinking so much money into the development of broccoli condoms.