Comments by EarlTee (page 9)

Bench press Van Morrison or Van Halen? It makes a difference.

Actually, "fisherman" does strike me as a weird word. Someone who farms is a farmer, someone who paints is a painter, and someone who fishes is a fisher, no?

Founder.

I clubbed, I conquered, I came.

I'd like to see the avatars Juice can come up with to go along with the names Jackmd and baconator.

crazyjoe: The uncle also said, "What I think was behind it: Being losers." A bit mild, but honest. And yes, let's confiscate all religions.

Looking at Elena, I dribbled once and then shot.

The gas-mileage gap between automatics and manuals has narrowed greatly in recent years. On some cars and with some drivers, automatics actually deliver better mileage. I still prefer a manual, though. Isn't anyone going to make a stick-shifting joke?

Butt cleavage.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is on my shit list and my shiite list.

Older than my daughter!

My lower limit is 22. That number changes annually. They have to be younger than my daughter.

Jazmine: eat shit and die. Really. I mean that. Actually eat actual shit, and then really actually die.

Mxyzptlk.

Online banging.

.0875 for a beer? Was this a .09375 gallon bottle, or a .473 liter mug or...?

I was getting a BJ for the usual price, and offered her an extra $2 for FS. Oddly, she took a pass on the opportunity for more profit.

I went to a strip club for some street cred, and all I got was a blowjob.

Firefox has had slapcheeking forever so I never have typos.

OK, I didn't think that I could do it, but thinking about lopaw doing it just made me do it.

1. No such thing as too old. Just too sick, too weak, too tired, too dead.... 2. At no age could I do that.

I'll stroke the little motorhead for $2000.

It's official: We have never heard of these guys, and we don't give a fuck.

In hindsight, I should have gone this route instead of sinking so much money into the development of broccoli condoms.