Now why didn't I think of that?

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shadowcat
J&D's Foods has launched Bacon Condoms and Bacon Sunscreen! Yes, the world's first Bacon-scented sunscreen and Bacon-looking-and-tasting condom.

According to a news release from J&D's Foods, it's the new standard of animal protein themed prophylactics.



Bacon Condoms are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you're makin' Bacon. And as an added bonus, each Bacon Condom has been generously coated with J&D's baconlubeâ„¢, an ultra premium Bacon flavored personal lubricant.

Each year 5 billion condoms are sold worldwide, 450 million in the US alone and exactly zero look, taste or feel like Bacon – until now.


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Papi_Chulo
12 years ago
I don’t know – I’d think it might affect the dancer’s cholesterol level if she happens to do CBJs :)
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Hugh_G_Rection
12 years ago
Hmmmmm.... I wonder what the 'All men are PIGS' girls on the Pink site will make of this ??? (if they taste like pork, they just might be....)
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newmark
12 years ago
Now if I could just get the girls to wear panties that look like a skillet.
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Jackmd
12 years ago
I tried the bacon lubrication product. Stopped after two uses though. The dog kept sniffing her croch.
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gatorfan
12 years ago
the Bacon butt plug
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EarlTee
12 years ago
In hindsight, I should have gone this route instead of sinking so much money into the development of broccoli condoms.
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Papi_Chulo
12 years ago
^ Nice - LOL
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crazyjoe
12 years ago
That is perfect for chubby chasers that want cbj s
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Tiredtraveler
12 years ago
What if the dancer is Muslim or Jewish??
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sharkhunter
12 years ago
I read of word of warning about flavored condoms. Don't ever go to sleep with them on in bear territory. The only ones I've ever seen were all in sizes too small. So what's next? Condoms that dissolve when exposed to pussy juice?
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baconator
12 years ago
As the baconator, I approve of this.
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vincemichaels
12 years ago
I'm giving up bacon.
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