Now why didn't I think of that?

Mar 28, 2013, 11:00 AM

J&D's Foods has launched Bacon Condoms and Bacon Sunscreen! Yes, the world's first Bacon-scented sunscreen and Bacon-looking-and-tasting condom.

According to a news release from J&D's Foods, it's the new standard of animal protein themed prophylactics.

Bacon Condoms are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you're makin' Bacon. And as an added bonus, each Bacon Condom has been generously coated with J&D's baconlubeâ„¢, an ultra premium Bacon flavored personal lubricant.

Each year 5 billion condoms are sold worldwide, 450 million in the US alone and exactly zero look, taste or feel like Bacon â€“ until now.

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Papi_Chulo12 years ago

I donâ€™t know â€“ Iâ€™d think it might affect the dancerâ€™s cholesterol level if she happens to do CBJs :)

Hugh_G_Rection12 years ago

Hmmmmm.... I wonder what the 'All men are PIGS' girls on the Pink site will make of this ??? (if they taste like pork, they just might be....)

newmark12 years ago

Now if I could just get the girls to wear panties that look like a skillet.

Jackmd12 years ago

I tried the bacon lubrication product. Stopped after two uses though. The dog kept sniffing her croch.

gatorfan12 years ago

the Bacon butt plug

EarlTee12 years ago

In hindsight, I should have gone this route instead of sinking so much money into the development of broccoli condoms.

Papi_Chulo12 years ago

^ Nice - LOL

crazyjoe12 years ago

That is perfect for chubby chasers that want cbj s

Tiredtraveler12 years ago

What if the dancer is Muslim or Jewish??

sharkhunter12 years ago

I read of word of warning about flavored condoms. Don't ever go to sleep with them on in bear territory. The only ones I've ever seen were all in sizes too small. So what's next? Condoms that dissolve when exposed to pussy juice?

baconator12 years ago

As the baconator, I approve of this.

vincemichaels12 years ago

I'm giving up bacon.