J&D's Foods has launched Bacon Condoms and Bacon Sunscreen! Yes, the world's first Bacon-scented sunscreen and Bacon-looking-and-tasting condom.
According to a news release from J&D's Foods, it's the new standard of animal protein themed prophylactics.
Bacon Condoms are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you're makin' Bacon. And as an added bonus, each Bacon Condom has been generously coated with J&D's baconlubeâ„¢, an ultra premium Bacon flavored personal lubricant.
Each year 5 billion condoms are sold worldwide, 450 million in the US alone and exactly zero look, taste or feel like Bacon – until now.
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last commentI don’t know – I’d think it might affect the dancer’s cholesterol level if she happens to do CBJs :)
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Hmmmmm.... I wonder what the 'All men are PIGS' girls on the Pink site will make of this ??? (if they taste like pork, they just might be....)
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Now if I could just get the girls to wear panties that look like a skillet.
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I tried the bacon lubrication product. Stopped after two uses though. The dog kept sniffing her croch.
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the Bacon butt plug
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In hindsight, I should have gone this route instead of sinking so much money into the development of broccoli condoms.
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^ Nice - LOL
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That is perfect for chubby chasers that want cbj s
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What if the dancer is Muslim or Jewish??
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I read of word of warning about flavored condoms. Don't ever go to sleep with them on in bear territory. The only ones I've ever seen were all in sizes too small. So what's next? Condoms that dissolve when exposed to pussy juice?
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As the baconator, I approve of this.
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I'm giving up bacon.
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