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15 years ago
The dancers who hunt in pairs are typically bigger scammers/ROBs than the average dancer. But of course there are exceptions. If you know a dancer is an extras-kind-of-gal, a three-way with her and one of her girlfriends might be good as a change of pace. I did that once and got BBBJ during the "dance."
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15 years ago
"Good luck."
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15 years ago
I wouldn't take a dancer on a trip as some sort of business transaction. But if it were actually personal, and we had already enjoyed hanging out with each other in "the real world," I'd consider it.
Watch the movie "The Center of the Universe" for a view at what the transactional trip might be like...
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15 years ago
She can't dance, but she's got a Squeeze Box... That suits me fine.
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15 years ago
Another DickJohnson parody post, I assume.
But if the query were real, I'd say do a "POV" movie, in which your face never appears.
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15 years ago
I like when a dancer trusts me by leaving money or valuable items with me while she excuses herself for a moment. By honoring her enough to safeguard her stuff, some trust is built. Better dance experiences typically follow...
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15 years ago
Sure, that happens a lot. One gal I was with in a club was a squirter, and she absolutely soaked my pants...
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15 years ago
I assume this is parody, like a Dick Johnson post. But it is written with a more serious tone, and it seems most here assumed it was real. If it were real, I'd say: She was right; you were wrong; get over it.
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15 years ago
Jim should have not brought any ATM debit/credit card with him. He gave her 250 already, and when she demanded more, he should have apologized for her misunderstanding, but noted that she should have made that clear up front, as 250 is more than his usual and therefore more than any expectation...
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15 years ago
I've met ones who would do practically anybody, and others who were selective. But obviously, the money's the thing...
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15 years ago
I know I have no right to demand a dancer's time when she's with another customer, even if the dancer and I have anything out of the ordinary going on. She's working.
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15 years ago
This latest DickJohnson scam-post is less humorous than most, but a bit closer to greenvegas territory...
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15 years ago
Good reply, Player. I would have been tempted to tell the guy that my number was in his GF's phone because she was doing me every chance she got...
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15 years ago
San Antonio used to be great, but apparently has gone cold. Since you're not looking to do more than look, you might try the Palace. Should have the best looking dancers there...
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15 years ago
Best part of this thread: Even after many posts where people explain the joke, others come in, read the OP, and reply seriously...
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15 years ago
Clubber, that was an interesting typo. If leftists have their way to a greater extent, uniforms are de rigeur...
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15 years ago
georgmicrodong, don't blame DJ for your gullibility. His thread is for laughs, seeing how many (like you) are too dense to recognize the joke...
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15 years ago
"The life-size robotic girlfriend comes complete with complete with artificial intelligence..."
The real Stripper Girlfriend comes complete with artificial intelligence too... Or is that "superficial" intelligence?
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15 years ago
Dancers frequently give me their number or ask for mine. Typically seems they want to do a lot of texting. Some ask me to take them out for lunch or dinner, some just ask how things are going in general. Only one ever used it to ask me to come into the club while she was working, but I can understand how that might be a frequent use of such number exchanges.
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15 years ago
MisterGuy is a leftist. Therefore ignore him, because he is anti-American. MisterGuy's only possible positive contribution to the universe would be to kill himself immediately.
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15 years ago
All leftists are anti-American. They need to leave this country. And they will, one way or another.
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15 years ago
This was one of DJ's more obvious gags, but I do think some bit.
Anyway, as for the topic in general:
-- lending money to strippers is unwise
-- signing for a loan with a stripper is unwise, as you would lose control over your own credit rating
So, even though this thread was started as a prank, some practical knowledge can come from it...
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15 years ago
Happy Birthday early, s'cat...
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15 years ago
Foolproof line (though I've not tried it):
"I brought lost of money with me, and am feeling reckless, gullible and naive..."
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15 years ago
If a dancer wants me to be truly exclusive with her, she'd have to reciprocate (at least in terms of not doing any extras with anyone else), and that is atypical.