The LumberYard
1504 NE 54th Ave Des Moines, IA 50313

Thursday night

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DandyDan
Jul 16, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

This was my first time at the Lumber Yard in years. I was travelling through the area and ended up staying at one of the hotels right off of 35/80, but I couldn't just stay there the whole time, so I went to the nearby Lumber Yard. I imagine it gets real busy on a weekend night, but since it was Thursday night, they were only using the top stage on the level you enter at. Most of the dancers were good looking, but none were truly outstanding. I don't generally care about tattoos, but I do have to say some of the dancers had a lot of them. I sat at the stage and tipped all of them. However, it seemed like most of the dancers went into hiding, so if you wanted a lap dance, you were best to ask them while they were dancing. A couple of them did go around asking to do lap dances, but they were not my type. Eventually, one of them did come over and we went downstairs to the nude dance room, which is overly pricey (though not the worst one I ever went to). After one lackluster dance, I paid up, went back upstairs, didn't see any dancers around I wanted to buy dances from, and after a bathroom break, left.

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