The LumberYard
1504 NE 54th Ave Des Moines, IA 50313

Well..... it happened!

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George123789
Jun 14, 2019, 3:55 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I unfortunately visited the Lumberyard again this past week after a really substandard experience back in mid May. Why you ask? I almost asked myself the same thing the next morning.

I arrived later in early evening around 8ish after being with clients. I was looking for some young, fit, pleasant dancers with a fun vibe.

Unfortunately the dancer selection looked better at first glance than after careful examination. Out of the 10 dancers two were attractive enough to fantasy fuck in my mind. The others were: covered with ugly tattoos, pasty white skin, saggy looking from their hair to their asses, sharing a phenomenal bitch attitude or really belonged in a lumberyard because their body was like a 2x4 - flat chest and no butt. The two outliers were physically attractive as long as you didn’t look in their eyes - bored to fuck and back.

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