The LumberYard
1504 NE 54th Ave Des Moines, IA 50313

Tuesday night

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Khordokov931
Apr 15, 2018, 2:51 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Went back to the old Lumber Yard. They should call this the "Lumbar" yard. Three levels of stages, and there were about 15 girls working. Most of them were sitting against a wall looking bored at their cell phones though. A good assortment of blondes and brunettes. A few of various ethnic interest. $15 cover to get in. One particular blonde there said "Hi" I'm new... wanna dance? So sure.. .it was $25 bucks. It was your basic air dance but her smile was nice. Cute girl, bouncy and comfortable with herself, not stuck up or not one to drop the huge drama thing on you. I one time had this girl here tell me a story about how she wrecked her car and now had to uber everywhere she went. Insurance? nope.. go figure. Don't forget that these women are here for one primary reason. To take the money out of your pocket and put it in theirs!. Once you get your hands around that, and once you can get familiar with the rules you'll have a great time. Speaking of rules, looks like there's the typical rules at this place, at least with this girl anyway. She said her name was S_____, but I would bet she makes a science out of making you think you're the only one she'd ever danced for.

Interesting place, come here with a good attitude and you'll have a great time. Come here expecting these girls to fall all over you and you'll be disappointed.

I'll go back.

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