The LumberYard
1504 NE 54th Ave Des Moines, IA 50313

Lumberyard...full nude private dances, or not?

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ChuckJiver
Dec 14, 2017, 6:38 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

There were more dancers than customers. All of the dancers I saw were hotter and younger than average. There were a couple of blonde white girls in their early 20s with perfect slender bodies and big old man made titties. I know that this is a great combination for a lot of men, but I prefer a more exotic, more natural look. These blonde girls were the first two on stage upon my arrival, and they were getting a lot of attention including some over-the-top whooping and hollering from 4 or 5 younger guys in the crowd.

One of these customers was showering the first dancer with a lot of $1 bills. At first I thought he must be celebrating something special, but then it became obvious that he was alone. He might have just been a drunk rich kid, but he might have been a plant by the club to try to get the other dudes to spend more money. Maybe I'm just too cynical in my old age. Anyway, that first dancer did get fully naked pretty quickly on stage, so I took my turn tipping her too...about $5. She started doing some very athletic pole tricks, but I wasn't there to see gymnastics.

As each new dancer took her turn on stage, I tipped them between $5 and $10 as soon as their panties came off. They were all nice and sweet. About the fifth one in rotation was much more my style. She was a bit younger, maybe 22? Lots of long black curly hair. Smaller breasts. Perfect ass. She came to me during her first song and I encouraged her to take all of her clothes off right away. She did as I asked, and so I spent about $30 on her during her two song set. As she came off the stage, I moved back to a table. She put her little outfit back on and came over to sit with me. We had a delightful chat. She said this was her second night as a dancer.

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