Fun atmosphere, younger crowd!
I have visited The Lumber Yard in Cedar Rapids and figured I'd give their Des Moines location a try. I've been there a couple times now. The couple of times I've gone, it has had a younger crowd/college feeling. A little louder than some of the other clubs and more fun, party atmosphere. If you're in the mood for laid back fun, it's great.
Layout: Very large building, high ceilings, warehouse type feeling. There is plenty of rail space which is a must, since the stage is surrounded by a 1-2 ft wall. If you're at the rail, you can see, but if you sit back at a table, you may not see, if the dancer decides to lay down. The chairs are comfortable and clean and staff is great about providing ice, since it's byob. There are a couple stages and shower stage, but I've never been on a night that is that busy.
Dancers/Dances: It seems they have a pretty good mix of dancers. Lighter/Darker, Petite/Not as petite, Fake boobs/Real boobs. If you're patient, the right one is there for you. Tipping at the rail will produce different results for each dancer. If you act friendly and laid back, it'll cause her to be friendly and laid back. Most girls won't proposition you for a dance from the rail, so if you're interested, be sure to speak up.
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