The LumberYard
1504 NE 54th Ave Des Moines, IA 50313

Average. Not a waste of time, but certainly not a hidden treasure.

VIP Review
Avatar for Joshirl
Joshirl
Aug 28, 2021, 3:22 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Thursday Evening

Visited the club on a Thursday night, arrived just before 7. Place is extremely large, not brightly lit (enough to see, but dark enough for discretion), clean but not exactly upscale. It's got a decent vibe, and hits a sweet spot between posh big city club, and small town dive bar, where you can relax, without having to feel like you'll get hepatitis from breathing the air.

When I arrived there was one girl talking to another patron, who quickly began a 2 song set. Once she was finished she came over to me and immediately began pushing to spend time in the VIP room (15/30/60 for $200/300/500) and didn't even mention regular LDs until I hesitated (she wasn't unattractive, she just wasn't my type). I did get a LD from her though, ($25/Topless) in order to experience what she had to offer. Pretty sensual, but nothing that stood out. What did stand out is the fact that she wouldn't stop pestering to do VIP. The pushy attitude/hard sell was a huge turn off.

Over the course of the next 2 hours, a total of 7 girls were working, with no 2 looking the same. Everything from spinner to BBW, white, Hispanic, black, and every color hair.

Full review available to VIP members

Unlock thousands of detailed, honest strip club reviews.

300K+ reviews • Trusted community since 1998
Average. Not a waste of time, but certainly not a hidden treasure.