Ritz

This is the same club just moved across the I-45 to a little better building. The old joint's parking lot was the best thing about it. You will still be treated like a chump and every time you blink someone…

I used to be a roughly a monthly regular of the Ritz about 5 years ago before the City of Houston forced latex and booty shorts on the dancers. I have been going to St. James just north of…

I went to the club to enjoy the buffet, and see what kind of girls on shift.

Girls dance off two stages on the first floor which has a bar and CR. There is a third (practice stage) in a…

It was a slow Tuesday night and it was raining really hard. I decided to go check out the ritz after reading all the reviews and that I only loved 10 min. from there. I had a few drinks and…

Kinda cool returning to where it all started 13 years ago. Ritz is the first sc I've ever visited. Weird thing is that 13 years ago I didn't get carded, this time I did. Lol. Man only a few changes…

What a difference a weekend makes! I was there on Friday and left after two hours with no dances. Girls were mostly 5s and 6s, waitresses were slow and unfriendly, and no girls seemed to want my money.…

I went here last night and haven't been here or in Houston since late May. This was my go to club when in Houston and the last time I was here I had a fantastic time with a dancer…

I've been a long time member of this club and have a lifetime VIP membership so I've been coming for years, but a couple of Sundays ago, I visited for the first time during a Sunday evening.

In many ways, this…

I was a bit disappointed in my visit, although some of it was due to the fact that it was my first time there. Got there shortly after 8. Paid $10 for valet parking not the cheapest. Walked in and…

For the last year the Ritz has been my preferred club to visit and have fun. The place is awkwardly located at the corner of I-45 and Clearbrook, which can make it a bit of a hassle to get…

Went during lunch on a Monday, which is admittedly not the best time to go. It was pretty sparse, but relaxed and girls took turns dancing on stage. The place falls under the pasty rule of Houston, which is a…

Stopped in after taking off early one Friday Afternoon. Paid the $5 cover and was escorted to a table by a really cute and friendly waitress. Purchased a $5 longneck and sat down to admire the view. …

This another top notch Houston joint.

The drinks are reasonable priced and if you are there during happy hour you can find some really great deals. I think I paid $5 a beer when I was there…

The hotel shuttle driver suggested the place as "clean and reasonably priced" and he was right. Got there in time for Monday Night Football, $7 cover. Ordered from menu, I was told it had been recently upgraded &…

Thie club is on the southbound side of the 45 by exit 35. Manitory complementary valet parking. The cover was $10.00 and a waitress showed me to a seat of my choosing. The gal seating me told me that they…

This was actually my first time at a strip club and my bachelor party and I have to say that the place was really nice. It had a nice layout. If you didn't want to be by the stages they…

I stopped by Ritz on a Sunday evening for my first visit to a club on the Southside of Houston. I usually frequent Galleria area clubs or more up North so I wasn't too sure what to expect. …

The overall appearance of he club is nice with a buffet for lunch that sticks around until it's either all eaten or time for the evening crowd. There is a front area that is not very busy in the afternoon…

Was a bored Monday night and decided to check out the talent available a the Ritz. The club had about 5 customers and about 15 dancers. Typical target rich environment.

I decided to hang out upstairs for a bit when…

The Ritz used to be a fun and upscale place. Well, no more.

I was here last night, Thursday, and it was boring. Unless you wear a hat or over 60, do not plan on getting
any attention from…

The Ritz is about a 15 minute drive from my office so I decided to take a long lunch Wednesday afternoon. I arrived at the club around 1:30 PM and was greeted at my car by the golf cart…

This is not a review of one specific visit to the Ritz. Rather it is comments gleaned from a long time customer who has been going off and on for many years. If you read the last few…

The Ritz was very disappointing.
Almost everybody that lands at Hobby can see their big signs with a hot girl in a tank top, inviting you to the best sports bar in Houston. Well, among the girls that were actually…

Went alone on my way to Galveston for business. The club itself had a very relaxed atmosphere - almost like a roadhouse instead of a glam style strip club. Very large space, although the game room was not being used…

Ah, the Ritz. Right off the Gulf Freeway so easy to find, you just have to be quick to turn into the small entrance that spreads out into a large lot. Security is there so your ride is safe in…

The Ritz is a great venue for someone looking for a good time. Either alone or with the boys. The key is to tip the bartenders and waitresses. They will give you the low down. …

The facilities are really nice; there is a long bar on the right; about 25 tables and a game room pool tables, shuffle board in the back; Upstairs there was a VIP room;

No one explained anything about the club…

Unfortunately I went back to ritz primarily because I was looking I find a dancer that I had met up with b4 hand at treasures , i had her # and she told me she was now dancing at ritz…

This club is located in the Hobby airport area, and was near my hotel so I decided to check it out. I visited around 11pm in the evening on a Tuesday night and paid $1o cover. Valet is optional, and…

I really wish that clubs would operate normally once the place is open. I mean, I have a 3pm flight home, and I want some lapdances at noon. I tipped three dancers , all 7's, on stage and talked them…

It was a Friday after work when I decided to vistit the Ritz and enjoy my VIP. It had been awhile since I had been there as my fav who danced there and gals off SA have kept me…

This place is located on 45 south..kinda a shady neighborhood. The club doesn't look to awesome from the outside, but I was drawn in by the golf cart ride to the door and car wash set up outside. They have…

I'm writing this from my iPhone as I sit in the club it's 10:25 ..... The past reviews are correct , I've been sitting here for 30-45 min and no girl has approached me , all the dancers have their…

I was dropping off a friend at Hobby Airport and since i live in the katy area i decided to past by a strip club. I wanted to take advantage i was already on that side of town and they…

For a Friday evening, the club was somewhat dead. The dancer to customer ratio was good though.

I'd been in the club for a while and was getting ready to leave when D***** came over and asked if she could…

Be prepared to flirt here to enjoy your stay, I basically had to pull the girls off the regulars to get a lap dance.
I got here at 7:30pm on a Tuesday, no parking troll, instead got a mini ride from…

Was in town for business and this was the closets place next to my hotel and Hobby airport. Sign outside says they have a dress code but my t-shirt and jeans didn't stop me from getting in. Waitresses were…

Stopped by and very enjoyable place. Lots of sports going on the TV and lots of girls. Not too pushy either, which makes it great place to hang out with your friends. The difference between this and other strip clubs…

In town on business, and after the business dinner finished, I dropped by here to see how the club was these days. Still got lots of beautiful dancers. One thing I have always like about this club is that the…

This club has beautiful women, even on the day shift. I have seen several dayshifters that made my jaw drop and would be fitting any nightshift in houston.

There is definitely all the action you could want here, but there…

i was referred by a friend of mine to try the club out. you get welcomed by a beautiful door girl as soon as you walk in. the inside is huge with a champagne room thats $75 for the night…

The place is pretty chill. The dancers are nice and very attractive. They are very fitting to your needs and are very easy going. The service is great and the facilities are top notch. It took a while for someone…

Had about an hour to kill before getting to the airport. This is very close to Hobby. There is valet parking, but you don't need to use it. There is some guy running around in a golf…

I like this club. We have a VIP pass. Got ripped off on my first visit, did not get to finish, but it was my fault. I don't perform well in public and there was nowhere else to go. Should…

Had a great time. Went in and got the VIP. Sat on the top and look down at the girls. The waitress where very nice and brought the girls that we wanted. Just had a blast with the lap dance.…

Went back to this place after a 2 month hiatus, got there around 4:30 stayed till around 8:30....Still a $7 cover, beers $5.75, well drinks $8.50; dancers' drinks same price. Slow night but two smoking hot dancers. There were maybe…

Valentine's day was not the day to visit Ritz. There were hardly any girls working and the dances were very low mileage -- much below normal for this club. One of the girls said they were nervous about…

Got there about 6 p.m. Sat and watched a few dancers on the big stage for about 30 min. and drank a couple of beers. Walking to bathroom I passed by bar and while looking over the dancers…

Busy club on the SE side of town, low rent district but that doesn't equate to value at this club. $7 to get in the door before 7:00PM then it's a sawbuck. Dancers are okay, some are pretty aggressive,…

I am a VIP member at this club so I go in for free. (VIP membership currently costs around $800, but it is a lifetime membership.) VIP privileges also gives you free access to the upstairs VIP room…

The best club in Houston in my opinion. Their VIP (upstairs)and CPR (downstairs)are unmatched by any I have been in at other clubs both in comfort and privacy. There are always beautiful girls on shift and they are…

I stopped into the Ritz on Saturday in time to watch the Belmont Stakes. Cover charge was $7. Seemed like it should be Happy Hour, but a Heineken was $7.50. The good news was that they…

Was visiting in Houston and went to the Ritz in Southeast Houston. The club is very visible from the freeway, but you have to exit before you drive by it! (take the Edgebrook exit if you're driving south on 45…

This place was relatively close to my hotel, so I stopped here on my way in for the night, and stayed longer than I expected. Cover was $5, parking was free. They were running 2 stages, and rotating the dancers…

Didn't like the vibe here at all. Clearly thought it was a better club than it was, and fewer things are more annoying in a strip club than it being pretentious. Got shit from a bouncer on the…

I went to the Ritz on VIP Customer Appreciation night – which meant that they had cheap drinks and some door prize drawings from 6-8 pm. The girls were mostly 6-7 range, with one blond 9. Dance negotiations…

Went there for a buisiness lunch and was very disappointed with the talent. The waitresses were wonderful and upfront with who was who. They said it was a off day and most days were alot better. I…

This is a nice club with above average dancers. I liked the latinas (which are plentiful here) and this one sista - name escapes me. Had 4 quality dances and one that was OK. It was a busy Friday night,…

Dancers are attractive for the most part and do more than just move back and forth while the music is on. For some reason I had to ask a waitress to get a dancer to come over for a dance,…

It had been a couple of years since I had been to Houston. The Ritz was nicer than I remembered, better atomosphere and hotter girls. Got three dances from a tiny Asian girl named Mae, very liberal touching policy…

The Ritz is easy to find on the west side of the Gulf Freeway between the loops. There is a large green sign with “Ritz” is bright lights. The entrance on the feeder leading into Ritz…

I went there last night. Place looked nice on the outside, smoky and raucous on the inside. Watch out for the bathroom troll in the restroom. Got 3 dances from 2 ladies, which were ok (the…

Went to this club last Wednesday. Kind of a grungy club. Service is OK but the place just seems dirty. Girls are 4-7. I didn't see a real good looking one the whole time I was there. I did't go…

Visited this club again on a lazy Saturday afternoon. My first choice was Rick's south. But at the time I went there it was closedd (about 3:30 PM). Which was odd with the HOU-STL baseball game on.…

Visited this club on my Houston tour. Very cool. Drinks are expensive, but not too much. I had a private dance with a hot latina called Gypsy. At $200, a bit expensive, but she gave me…

Everytime in Houston I need to get a Ritz fix . . . great food, great waitresses who will get in on the act too. Very nice laps for $20 and some amazing activities in the library (I think…

Went to the Ritz a couple of weeks ago. Good atmosphere and a lot girls ranging from 6-9. It was fairly crowded but the service was very good, didn't have to wait for a drink thanks to Julie. Had three…