Ritz

Stopped by the Ritz on a Wednesday evening, as I had a couple of hours to burn before heading to Hobby Airport. Nice place on the inside, pretty big main room…

The Ritz is one of the 16 Houston clubs that signed a deal with the city to chip in $1 million per year to a policing fund, in exchange for going topless…

I've been to worse. I actually like the skanky clubs, but that's just me. Had a few beers chatted up a couple dancers, I don't remember their names. Got a dance from…

Flew into Hobby and my friend who is a VIP member picked me up and took me and my friend here. Entry was $5 I believe but I'm not sure because he…

I flew in late afternoon Thursday and had to head to Galveston on biz so I looked up the prospects and saw a couple of decent reviews, so I stopped at…

It'd ben a few weeks since I last stopped by so I decided to stop by last Tuesday. The first thing I noticed was there are a lot of new dancers…

SO I went to this club on a thursday just to check it out real quick.I must say that I had really high hopes for this club. Don't get me wrong its…

Pretty nice club. There were a lot of girls working, with a wide range of body types and ethnic types. Sat there checking out the show and was approached many times for…

My two friends and i went to the ritz saturday night around ten .pm. We valleted the car, its ten bucks to enter. The club was packed, but there was plentyof talent.…

I decided to go to the club and enjoy my VIP (had not been there in awhile bc of fuck girls on roster) and check out a dancer reviewed on another board…

Stopped by the Kennel Club, excuse me, I meant to say the Ritz tonight for a little fun and relaxation. My God, what has happened to this place? Just check…

I just got back in town recently and decided to stop by last week. Their was quite a few new girls there. I had a few drinks and then started talking with…

Wife and I enjoy strip clubs. We enjoyed the food the night we went. However, after dinner, all the girls were high pressure to go VIP, and we'd have none…

I've been to this club a few times. Club employees try to get as much money from you as they can and the girls sell pretty hard, not to mention some look…

I am never in that area of town and was driving home from a NC/NS. I saw The Ritz on the other side of the freeway and took a U-turn -…

Total ripoff... valet,security,doorgirl plus her TIP. Down bout 50, all before you see the first sign of dancer. Not sure who the mangers, or well dressed thugs, were... From what I could…

I had heard about the Ritz from a friend that there were some HOT dancers that worked there. I have to admit there were a couple that I would put in…

I travel to Houston on business occasionally and have only been to a couple SCs but was very impressed when I walked into the Ritz. It has a nice layout with…

This is the same club just moved across the I-45 to a little better building. The old joint's parking lot was the best thing about it. You will still be treated like…

I used to be a roughly a monthly regular of the Ritz about 5 years ago before the City of Houston forced latex and booty shorts on the dancers. I have…

I went to the club to enjoy the buffet, and see what kind of girls on shift. Girls dance off two stages on the first floor which has a bar and CR.…

It was a slow Tuesday night and it was raining really hard. I decided to go check out the ritz after reading all the reviews and that I only loved 10 min.…

Kinda cool returning to where it all started 13 years ago. Ritz is the first sc I've ever visited. Weird thing is that 13 years ago I didn't get carded, this time…

What a difference a weekend makes! I was there on Friday and left after two hours with no dances. Girls were mostly 5s and 6s, waitresses were slow and unfriendly,…

I went here last night and haven't been here or in Houston since late May. This was my go to club when in Houston and the last time I was here…

I've been a long time member of this club and have a lifetime VIP membership so I've been coming for years, but a couple of Sundays ago, I visited for the first…

I was a bit disappointed in my visit, although some of it was due to the fact that it was my first time there. Got there shortly after 8. Paid $10 for…

For the last year the Ritz has been my preferred club to visit and have fun. The place is awkwardly located at the corner of I-45 and Clearbrook, which can make…

Went during lunch on a Monday, which is admittedly not the best time to go. It was pretty sparse, but relaxed and girls took turns dancing on stage. The place falls under…

Stopped in after taking off early one Friday Afternoon. Paid the $5 cover and was escorted to a table by a really cute and friendly waitress. Purchased a $5 longneck…

This another top notch Houston joint. The drinks are reasonable priced and if you are there during happy hour you can find some really great deals. I think I…

The hotel shuttle driver suggested the place as "clean and reasonably priced" and he was right. Got there in time for Monday Night Football, $7 cover. Ordered from menu, I…

Thie club is on the southbound side of the 45 by exit 35. Manitory complementary valet parking. The cover was $10.00 and a waitress showed me to a seat of my choosing.…

This was actually my first time at a strip club and my bachelor party and I have to say that the place was really nice. It had a nice layout. If you…

I stopped by Ritz on a Sunday evening for my first visit to a club on the Southside of Houston. I usually frequent Galleria area clubs or more up North so…

The overall appearance of he club is nice with a buffet for lunch that sticks around until it's either all eaten or time for the evening crowd. There is a front area…

Was a bored Monday night and decided to check out the talent available a the Ritz. The club had about 5 customers and about 15 dancers. Typical target rich environment. I decided…

The Ritz used to be a fun and upscale place. Well, no more. I was here last night, Thursday, and it was boring. Unless you wear a hat or over 60,…

The Ritz is about a 15 minute drive from my office so I decided to take a long lunch Wednesday afternoon. I arrived at the club around 1:30 PM and was…

This is not a review of one specific visit to the Ritz. Rather it is comments gleaned from a long time customer who has been going off and on for many…

The Ritz was very disappointing. Almost everybody that lands at Hobby can see their big signs with a hot girl in a tank top, inviting you to the best sports bar in…

Went alone on my way to Galveston for business. The club itself had a very relaxed atmosphere - almost like a roadhouse instead of a glam style strip club. Very large space,…

Ah, the Ritz. Right off the Gulf Freeway so easy to find, you just have to be quick to turn into the small entrance that spreads out into a large lot. Security…

The Ritz is a great venue for someone looking for a good time. Either alone or with the boys. The key is to tip the bartenders and waitresses.…

The facilities are really nice; there is a long bar on the right; about 25 tables and a game room pool tables, shuffle board in the back; Upstairs there was a VIP…

Unfortunately I went back to ritz primarily because I was looking I find a dancer that I had met up with b4 hand at treasures , i had her # and she…

This club is located in the Hobby airport area, and was near my hotel so I decided to check it out. I visited around 11pm in the evening on a Tuesday night…

I really wish that clubs would operate normally once the place is open. I mean, I have a 3pm flight home, and I want some lapdances at noon. I tipped three dancers…

It was a Friday after work when I decided to vistit the Ritz and enjoy my VIP. It had been awhile since I had been there as my fav who danced…

This place is located on 45 south..kinda a shady neighborhood. The club doesn't look to awesome from the outside, but I was drawn in by the golf cart ride to the door…

I'm writing this from my iPhone as I sit in the club it's 10:25 ..... The past reviews are correct , I've been sitting here for 30-45 min and no girl has…

I was dropping off a friend at Hobby Airport and since i live in the katy area i decided to past by a strip club. I wanted to take advantage i was…

For a Friday evening, the club was somewhat dead. The dancer to customer ratio was good though. I'd been in the club for a while and was getting ready to leave when…

Be prepared to flirt here to enjoy your stay, I basically had to pull the girls off the regulars to get a lap dance. I got here at 7:30pm on a Tuesday, no…

Was in town for business and this was the closets place next to my hotel and Hobby airport. Sign outside says they have a dress code but my t-shirt and jeans didn't…

Stopped by and very enjoyable place. Lots of sports going on the TV and lots of girls. Not too pushy either, which makes it great place to hang out with your friends.…

In town on business, and after the business dinner finished, I dropped by here to see how the club was these days. Still got lots of beautiful dancers. One thing I have…

This club has beautiful women, even on the day shift. I have seen several dayshifters that made my jaw drop and would be fitting any nightshift in houston. There is definitely all…

i was referred by a friend of mine to try the club out. you get welcomed by a beautiful door girl as soon as you walk in. the inside is huge with…

The place is pretty chill. The dancers are nice and very attractive. They are very fitting to your needs and are very easy going. The service is great and the facilities are…

Had about an hour to kill before getting to the airport. This is very close to Hobby. There is valet parking, but you don't need to use it. There…

I like this club. We have a VIP pass. Got ripped off on my first visit, did not get to finish, but it was my fault. I don't perform well in public…

Had a great time. Went in and got the VIP. Sat on the top and look down at the girls. The waitress where very nice and brought the girls that we wanted.…

Went back to this place after a 2 month hiatus, got there around 4:30 stayed till around 8:30....Still a $7 cover, beers $5.75, well drinks $8.50; dancers' drinks same price. Slow night…

Valentine's day was not the day to visit Ritz. There were hardly any girls working and the dances were very low mileage -- much below normal for this club. One…

Got there about 6 p.m. Sat and watched a few dancers on the big stage for about 30 min. and drank a couple of beers. Walking to bathroom I passed…

Busy club on the SE side of town, low rent district but that doesn't equate to value at this club. $7 to get in the door before 7:00PM then it's a sawbuck.…

I am a VIP member at this club so I go in for free. (VIP membership currently costs around $800, but it is a lifetime membership.) VIP privileges also gives…

The best club in Houston in my opinion. Their VIP (upstairs)and CPR (downstairs)are unmatched by any I have been in at other clubs both in comfort and privacy. There are…

I stopped into the Ritz on Saturday in time to watch the Belmont Stakes. Cover charge was $7. Seemed like it should be Happy Hour, but a Heineken was $7.50.…

Was visiting in Houston and went to the Ritz in Southeast Houston. The club is very visible from the freeway, but you have to exit before you drive by it! (take the…

This place was relatively close to my hotel, so I stopped here on my way in for the night, and stayed longer than I expected. Cover was $5, parking was free. They…

Didn't like the vibe here at all. Clearly thought it was a better club than it was, and fewer things are more annoying in a strip club than it being pretentious.…

I went to the Ritz on VIP Customer Appreciation night – which meant that they had cheap drinks and some door prize drawings from 6-8 pm. The girls were mostly 6-7…

Went there for a buisiness lunch and was very disappointed with the talent. The waitresses were wonderful and upfront with who was who. They said it was a off day…

This is a nice club with above average dancers. I liked the latinas (which are plentiful here) and this one sista - name escapes me. Had 4 quality dances and one that…

Dancers are attractive for the most part and do more than just move back and forth while the music is on. For some reason I had to ask a waitress to get…

It had been a couple of years since I had been to Houston. The Ritz was nicer than I remembered, better atomosphere and hotter girls. Got three dances from a tiny…

The Ritz is easy to find on the west side of the Gulf Freeway between the loops. There is a large green sign with “Ritz” is bright lights.…

I went there last night. Place looked nice on the outside, smoky and raucous on the inside. Watch out for the bathroom troll in the restroom. Got 3…

Went to this club last Wednesday. Kind of a grungy club. Service is OK but the place just seems dirty. Girls are 4-7. I didn't see a real good looking one the…

Visited this club again on a lazy Saturday afternoon. My first choice was Rick's south. But at the time I went there it was closedd (about 3:30 PM). Which…

Visited this club on my Houston tour. Very cool. Drinks are expensive, but not too much. I had a private dance with a hot latina called Gypsy. At…

Everytime in Houston I need to get a Ritz fix . . . great food, great waitresses who will get in on the act too. Very nice laps for $20 and…

Went to the Ritz a couple of weeks ago. Good atmosphere and a lot girls ranging from 6-9. It was fairly crowded but the service was very good, didn't have to wait…