Ah, the Ritz. Right off the...

Ah, the Ritz. Right off the Gulf Freeway so easy to find, you just have to be quick to turn into the small entrance that spreads out into a large lot. Security is there so your ride is safe in a dicey neighborhood. The club always has food available and plenty of seating. Keep on going to the back, that's where the action is. Long bar up front usually vacant unless really crowded.

The girls are beautiful here and looking for high rollers. Regulars guys can show up and see the shows but unless you smell of cash you will be watching from the sidelines my friend. Ditch the jeans (unless they are a designer label and you look good) for a pair of slacks. This place is upscale and once you make a connection, the sky is the limit if your pockets are deep. Big bucks to go upstairs. Cheaper to go up front, where it was deserted when you came in. You become an advertisement for those coming into the club. You could be with her!

I go there to see a good show, have a couple drinks, and take my meager funds home! I smile when I leave but you can feel like a second-class citizen at the Ritz. Unless price is no object, of course.