Ritz
10520 Gulf Freeway Houston, TX 77034

I was a bit disappointed in...

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shitcompton
Jan 30, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

I was a bit disappointed in my visit, although some of it was due to the fact that it was my first time there. Got there shortly after 8. Paid $10 for valet parking not the cheapest. Walked in and the club felt very lively and had the dance club feel to it; not a bad atmosphere. The club isn't very large but the two stages, being really close to each other, were fun to watch (I sat between the stages). Each girl will first dance on one stage then move to the other. However, the quality of girls dancing was so-so, 5s and 6s, maybe one 7. I was bored for almost an hour. Then I saw the blonde girl I first saw walking in, and I thought heck she was the hottest one here..she was an 8. She wouldn't sit on my lap to talk, and said we had to go to another area (lap dance area). Once there, she started air dancing, and still said she couldn't sit on me or get very close because of the managers watching. What a ROB. But she was my type and she said we could do more in champagne. $125 for the club for whole night, then she charged dances on top of that. It was too steep for me...she didn't take her top off after two songs. Avoid! (she is maybe 5'5, hairy arms, white girl.)

Then, a busty thick brunette caught my eyes. She was 20 and gave decent dances, allowed touching and danced close (but kept watching for managers the whole time). Very pretty (a 9 in my book), but smelt kinda bad due to smoking and sweating. The AC in the club is either too cold or too hot in some spots (old club?).

Around 10, I noticed a lot more 8s showed up, and I banged myself in the head for not realizing that the good ones come in later. (But there were a good number of girls before 10 unlike most clubs, which made me blinded to that fact.) A tall mexicana with great smiles sat down with me. She was very friendly and touched and kissed me everywhere for a while. Good sensual dances. Also I took a shot with her and that may have helped.

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