Ritz
10520 Gulf Freeway Houston, TX 77034

I really wish that clubs would...

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Zebulon5000
Sep 13, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Club Quality
Value
Visited: Tuesday Morning

I really wish that clubs would operate normally once the place is open. I mean, I have a 3pm flight home, and I want some lapdances at noon. I tipped three dancers , all 7's, on stage and talked them up about dances but I never saw them walking the floor. PS those dancers would be 8's if they were better dancers. Nothing more heartbreaking than seeing a hot blonde in a tiny bikini who has 2 left feet and a huge case of the awkwards on stage when there is a slim crowd. Whatever. Yeah I know working the day shift probably sucks, but everyone's job sucks! Suck it up and have fun, you're in show business baby. There were like 8 waitress's on duty, 3-4 managers , 2 bartenders , maybe 3-5 dancers.

There is a sweet ass outdoor patio and smoking section, I dig that. The club is pretty big inside, the TV's aren't awesome, but aren't bad. A few of the projected images were out of focus or displayed at an incorrect display ratop...nerd alert!

I don't know why this club is rated as nude, ALL stage dancers had painted on pasties. Whatever.

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