Ritz

"Cult following but not for me" by maskmask21 on 1/27/2025

This place is highly rated but not for me. I went 2 times, both on Friday afternoon for free buffet. But to be fair, not free. $10-15 cover depending who at the…

"Puttin on the Ritz" by musicman35 on 11/6/2024

I always say when it comes to strip clubs it depends on your budget and mood. The Ritz is expensive so you better have a big budget. Lots of eye candy inside,…

"Crazy charge on my card a few days after visiting (rookie mistake)" by ima6uitarist18 on 10/26/2024

The Ritz is a nice establishment. It's big, looks cool, flashy, the girls look good. What's not to like? For starters - YMMV big time on dances. Some…

"ZZ Top formed in Houston back in 1969" by Muddy on 10/23/2024

Houston, TX. Wednesday night. The Ritz has been here I think since 1985. You can see the big neon sign right off the Gulf freeway. Plenty of parking behind the club. Area…

"Ok First Time at The Ritz" by Crawdid71 on 9/20/2024

Place was a short 10 min. Uber from my hotel near Hobby Airport. Didn't stay too long since I didn't find a gal I clicked with. Hottest lady I saw was working…

"Not bad for a first time " by Casinomike on 8/25/2024

It was my first visit at Ritz. I arrived around 8pm. The cover was $15 I guess. The layout is a little weird there are 4 different rooms but not separated.…

"I must look like an easy mark!" by Mike_the_traveler on 8/1/2024

It seems pretty nice inside and at first appearance seems like it could be satisfying in the right circumstances, but for me it was all about ripping me out of as much…

"Ritz during the week" by Lovergirlmi2001 on 5/21/2024

Ritz is a fun upbeat club! They play rap, country and everything else… dj is cool about requesting songs. It’s slower on weekdays & busy on weekends. They have a lifetime vip…

"2nd chance at ritz." by jusflor on 4/3/2024

I've been exploring different clubs lately for various reasons, but I'll spare you the details. This time, I found myself on the southeast side of Houston, near Hobby airport. It's smaller than…

"Definitely worth the money, an experience that made me to come back in future" by rocky on 12/30/2023

I went in at 12 noon Friday, cover was $8. The place was nice inside with one main stage and a second stage. It was lit up just right. Waitress immediately came…

"Need to go back" by Vayjining on 10/30/2023

From the midwest area and stopped in during a layover. It's only a few blocks from HOU Hobby airport and it's servicing hotels. Neat looking place from the outside, with easy parking.…

"Visit after 10 years. " by jusflor on 6/29/2023

I think last time I was here was maybe 10 years ago since I am almost never on the southeast side of Houston except when I go to hobby airport.…

"Good time at The Ritz" by ryanisthesht on 6/3/2023

I fell asleep and started dreaming that I ended up at The Ritz on a Thursday evening. I have come here a couple times in the past and have usually had a…

"The Ritz is back!" by Array on 5/28/2023

I was visiting Houston for a few days after having lived here some years ago. I returned to some of my old haunts and will submit reviews for a couple. At one time…

"First Time, Nice Place" by Jen76 on 12/8/2022

I went last Saturday with a few friends. Got in for free because my buddy has the membership so idk how much the cover charge usually is but probably the standard $20…

"Probably my favorite club in Houston" by chiefwiggum on 12/3/2022

If you see Freeway in the address of any club in Houston, most likely it is on a parallel service road. If you don't know Houston driving, it's kind of like…

"Nice post workout visit" by waitfore on 2/24/2022

I was working out nearby at 24hr Fitness and decided to duck in to check out the scenery. Bored on a Wed after work. I’m a digital nomad and work around…

"Two visits to The Ritz" by Kiho on 8/29/2021

I recently made two visits to the Ritz..one on a Thursday evening and one on a Saturday afternoon. Both were pretty fun. Details (copying format from the Reverandhornibastard): * Valet parking was $10…

"A strange vibe" by fla_funmeister on 8/23/2021

First time in quite a long time in a club. Arrived at about 1pm. Self parked, but a guy came by in a souped up golf cart insisting on giving me a…

"A Tryst at the Ritz" by reverendhornibastard on 4/21/2021

I don’t go to southeast Houston very often, and when I do, I’m usually on my way to the beach with my family. But today I had reason to be in that…

"Good club but not my kind of dancers." by Swr60 on 3/17/2021

It has been a few years since I had visited Ritz. The parking lot was very well lit, they had valet and someone in a golf cart riding around the parking…

"First bite at the Ritz" by Gatsbytx on 12/20/2020

It was a lazy Friday and I found myself on the south side of Houston for no good reason. Seeing as I had a few hours to kill and had never…

"Reopened after two months; service effectively back to normal" by twboyhouston on 5/23/2020

First I will repeat my comments about the post-Covid19 experience which is also posted in discussions. Then I will describe my experience in the club. Went to the Ritz last night which…

"Nice place, but watch out." by PutaTester on 10/15/2019

Monday night went in about 9:30. No ID check. No pat down. Cover $12. Parking was $5, but I sort of snuck in. Some guy named Boz in a golf cart gave…

"A good afternoon break at the Ritz" by James08b on 8/27/2019

Its been about a month since I last stopped by but not much has changed. I went in to the Ritz last Wednesday or Thursday last week around 5:30. The club looked…

"Could of been better" by Jp96 on 3/26/2019

Second time going to this club and I will have to say that I had a better time in the afternoon than late evening. Entrance was $15, parking was free in the…

"Disappointed" by XTommyX on 2/26/2019

I stopped in because a cf from the church had text me she was working there now. Had a bad feeling from the beginning and it didn't get better. Fortunately,…

"Would definitely go back" by Jp96 on 2/24/2019

Went in on a Friday afternoon around 5, was my first time there so here a few details about the upfront charges; valet parking was $10, parking in the back is free…

"Pretty good night is you like Latinas" by twboyhouston on 1/11/2019

I have been going to this club for a long time but sometimes I won't go for a few months. That was the case this time. The club is very…

"A New Strategy to Make Things More Interesting" by reverendhornibastard on 12/12/2018

Those of you who have followed my strip club meanderings know that I felt this was all becoming too routine. I am not looking for something routine! If I wanted “routine”…

"Ritz Club" by shrinkingviolet on 12/7/2018

A dancer review of The Ritz The Ritz is located on South IH45 south of downtown. It is relatively easy to get to, but it is in a shady part of…

"Really Good Time" by Lattimer on 12/6/2018

The Ritz is one of the lesser-known Houston clubs but I really like it. The key is to get upstairs into the VIP area. I’m actually a member from a…

"Back in the saddle" by mcthickstick on 11/29/2018

I have not been to a club in seven years. I had a buddy beg me to join him so I went to blow off some steam. The place had a VIP…

"Stayed A Lot Later Than I Intended To. Can't Wait To Go Back." by edwardvii on 4/7/2018

I have been meaning to go here for some time now. Finally got the chance and tried it out. Bottom line is I will go back the next time I get a…

"First Try" by ryguy99 on 11/21/2017

Have a night out with some friends for dinner and drinks a few of the group ended up at the Ritz for some late night entertainment. It was my first visit here…

"Bachelor Party with a twist" by Corbin2234 on 6/28/2017

So the night started out a bit early for me. As the best man, I didn't want to get wasted and needed to make sure all the guys were there, etc.…

"First visit" by akjay on 5/9/2017

As I was in Houston on business, I stopped in the Ritz on a Tuesday night about 8:30 pm. The parking was free if you parked in the very back of the…

"Not so great" by Boone on 5/2/2017

Went here about 5:30 on a Monday afternoon, waited until beginning of crossover to evening shift- about 7:30. First, club is very nice, though one of two stages on ground floor had…

"Monday Night was dead" by JoeyBagodonas on 4/28/2017

Stopped in last Monday around 11 and there was no one there. Must have been 10 or fewer customers. About 8 dancers were about 4-7's, still lots of cubans, which…

"Couple of guys look for a view" by LiberalHTX2017 on 4/19/2017

Friend and I went to ritz on Saturday night. The $12 each to get in, $10 for a corona after the tip. I was patient and waited till I found a girl…

"Good for a Mid-Day Distraction" by occasionally.distracted on 3/20/2017

I dropped by the Ritz one recent afternoon in between work meetings. I was a little suprised that they had a cover charge for the early afternoon, but I paid and made…

"Good experience" by Alexwoohoo on 3/10/2017

I came here by chance on a lunch break and ended up taking the rest of the day / night off. Anyways, my first time anywhere in Houston and obviously I…

"ritz" by fptpoker on 3/4/2017

This place should get an award for most improved club in Houston. The have remodeled part of the club. When I walked in it felt very clean, which is not a…

"Expected better" by ryguy99 on 3/1/2017

Stopped into Ritz on a Tuesday afternoon as I was passing through on my way home from a client meeting, I do not travel this route often and this was the first…

"Returning to my first club ever" by bdawg78 on 2/12/2017

Had an hour to kill after my flight arrived early so I decided to visit the first club I ever went to when I was 18. It's changed quite a bit but…

"Dancers noticeably older than before" by HAK on 11/7/2016

Have decided to visit Ritz since I haven't been here for over a year now. Dancers were noticeably older than before, with most of the good looking girls from Cuba…

"Quality of Girls Have Gone Up" by stagename on 10/27/2016

Entry at night is $12, dances are $20, and drinks range from $7 and up. They do not have drink specials so drinks are pricey here with waitresses always wanting you to…

"First time at The Ritz" by Miguel52 on 8/8/2016

Recently I went to The Ritz with a friend and I had a good time. It is in a not so good area of town but right off the freeway so its…

"Good night, not great though" by JohnG22 on 6/16/2016

This was my second time visiting Ritz with a friend of mine. The cover was $12 bucks, which isn't bad. I arrived around 8pm. And I was surprised to see that…

"great place to kill time" by memyme on 6/11/2016

Good club to visit to pass time night cover $12 great variety of girls for anybody likings. Always have specials when games are on so thats a pluse. The look of the…

"Good club near Hobby" by threeputt on 5/13/2016

I dropped by on a Monday afternoon on my way to Hobby. I had some time to kill before a flight. Cover was $5 I believe. The happy hour…

"Putting on the Ritz" by rogertex on 4/18/2016

This club has a large two storey main area and then a smaller upstairs VIP section. However, during the day I only paid cover charge to get in ($8). Surprisingly, the dancers…

"The Ritz" by traveler64 on 3/7/2016

The only gripe I have with club is it's on the wrong side of town. I travel to Houston once every month or so for business. Normally fly into Hobby…

"Good if you find Right Girl" by DangerMan on 3/5/2016

This place is interesting in the sense they have just about anything and everything you are looking for.... BUT that all depends on the night. Girls are very attractive and they…

"Ritz not what it used to be" by radnuw on 2/29/2016

I've been going to Ritz for a very, very long time. So I've seen all it's goods and bads. Recently, I went and noticed a lot has changed.…

"A fun, relaxing alternative" by osogrande on 2/27/2016

The Ritz Cabaret is a fun alternative to Houston's flashier or better-known clubs. The club is easy to find, off I-45 one exit south of Hobby Airport. The entrance displayed…

"Good club" by Nt1982 on 1/11/2016

Went here in the middle of the week...twice. On the first visit, had a few dancers that were certainly drunk/high on something, but others that were quite lovely and gave great…

"First time visiting this club" by Amshah281 on 12/29/2015

I've never been to the Ritz before, but I've heard good things about it. I had some work to do in the area, and a bit of free time to kill so…

"South Houston" by indorula on 12/16/2015

This club is more what I am used to as a general vibe. It was not upscale, but there was also no metal detectors or thuggish factor. There was self…

"Great place " by Bigfish9111 on 12/16/2015

Was in Houston for a week on business. Visited the Ritz about 3 times. I really liked the atmosphere. 2 stages with the main stage being where all the focus should be.…

"RItz Review" by mellow116 on 9/28/2015

I was working on this side of town between two clubs for two weeks and went here just to see what it was like since it was so close to me. The…

"Slow but casual fun Saturday afternoon" by Maxxq on 9/13/2015

First time in to this place in probably 2 or 3 years. It looks about the same, although seemed to have more light and less private areas in the main area.…

" I thought I would give this place a shot" by Jimboy267 on 9/11/2015

I thought I would give this place a shot. I haven't been here in a year or so, so I decided to give it a try. This is probably the nicest…

"Bunch of hype" by jusflor on 8/20/2015

It has been at least 6-7 years since I last visited this place and now I remember why. I kept hearing how this was one of the best in Houston but…

"More bang for the buck" by CowTime on 7/21/2015

Haven't been back in a few months, decided to check it out on Friday at around 6pm. The place was surprising slow given that it was a Friday night. $8 cover, you…

"The club is great, definitely one..." by CassieAna on 7/11/2015

The club is great, definitely one of the best in the city. It's a clean place, not dirty and sleazy like most clubs in Houston. They girls are gorgeous, and they have…

"Pros: attentive waitresses, a couple amazing..." by Seebiscuit on 6/27/2015

Pros: attentive waitresses, a couple amazing dancer, nice looking club Cons: bored dancers, steak, smoking allowed, $12 cover, 2 drink minimum The club looks really nice. Not sleazy or dirty. The friendly wait…

"Went there early Friday afternoon during..." by nexusacer on 5/29/2015

Went there early Friday afternoon during lunch break. Cover charge is now $8 daytime, and the club serves free lunch buffet every Friday (although beers go for $8); the quality of food…

"Ritz is located in southeast Houston,..." by CowTime on 5/12/2015

Ritz is located in southeast Houston, which is pretty far from where I live. However on last Friday, I just happened to be around the Hobby airport area, and I decided to…

"First trip to Ritz, Physically impressive..." by Boone on 5/10/2015

First trip to Ritz, Physically impressive club, with vaulted ceiling in the main area and an upstairs VIP overlooking the two stages on the main floor. Have to say I didn't get…

"Went here with my buddy to..." by donny300 on 5/6/2015

Went here with my buddy to watch the fight of the century. It was a $25 cover charge, but you get a complimentary steak if you got there an hour before showtime.…

"My wife and I flew in..." by adriansmitty on 4/20/2015

My wife and I flew in this past weekend from Los Angeles on a business trip and we were looking for the right place to go. After reviewing all the available options,…

"The Ritz is a club that..." by twboyhouston on 2/15/2015

The Ritz is a club that has undergone a lot of changes in the last couple of years. It has been consistently the best club in south Houston for many years.…

"Went to the Ritz on a..." by JohnG22 on 2/14/2015

Went to the Ritz on a Saturday afternoon about 8:00pm on Valentine's Day Evening with a friend of mine for the first time!!! I would have to say if you're gonna come…

"Went back to Ritz when I..." by jhammer on 1/26/2015

Went back to Ritz when I was back in town. Was a little late going there but the place was bustling. Met a charming Lady who said she was from Mexico and started…

"Went to the Ritz because it..." by jhammer on 12/1/2014

Went to the Ritz because it was the closest to where I was working and read good review about it. The club is well placed and spacious. The performers are beautiful with some…

"Just made a review last week,..." by donny300 on 11/20/2014

Just made a review last week, but this review is for the day after since I went back to back days. With that being said, let's begin. I brought a different friend…

"This review is for Thursday (11-13-14)...." by donny300 on 11/14/2014

This review is for Thursday (11-13-14). It was decently busy. I can't remember what the cover was at the door cuz I paid with my card & didn't pay attention to price.…

"Went with some friends on thursday..." by Darkknight7989 on 10/13/2014

Went with some friends on thursday night. We had to pay $10 to get in. There was a private dance area in the corner not too far from the entrance and a…

"A few weeks back after seeing..." by rayd on 7/18/2014

A few weeks back after seeing there billboard on I-45 for the thousandth time I decided to check out Ritz. This was my first visit ever to this establishment. This club is…

"This is definitely the top club..." by Pinkflamingo on 7/2/2014

This is definitely the top club of the Hobby area, with little competition around. The club itself is a pretty large two-story room with the main stage, the VIP area as a…

"My husband and I visited on..." by txSOONER on 6/27/2014

My husband and I visited on Thursday night for Amateurs Night. We arrived around 8pm and the parking lot was almost full. The parking lot was very tight too -…