Ritz

This place is highly rated but not for me. I went 2 times, both on Friday afternoon for free buffet. But to be fair, not free. $10-15 cover depending who at the front, plus 2 drink minimum. Cheapest drink is…

I always say when it comes to strip clubs it depends on your budget and mood. The Ritz is expensive so you better have a big budget. Lots of eye candy inside, you can have a meal or watch the…

The Ritz is a nice establishment. It's big, looks cool, flashy, the girls look good. What's not to like?

For starters - YMMV big time on dances. Some dances are so mid and uninspired I almost…

Houston, TX. Wednesday night. The Ritz has been here I think since 1985. You can see the big neon sign right off the Gulf freeway. Plenty of parking behind the club. Area seems fine to me, they got security watching…

Place was a short 10 min. Uber from my hotel near Hobby Airport. Didn't stay too long since I didn't find a gal I clicked with. Hottest lady I saw was working the desk. Easily a solid 8-8.5. Walked in…

It was my first visit at Ritz. I arrived around 8pm. The cover was $15 I guess. The layout is a little weird there are 4 different rooms but not separated. Small tables on the left when you enter…

It seems pretty nice inside and at first appearance seems like it could be satisfying in the right circumstances, but for me it was all about ripping me out of as much cash as possible as quickly as possible. …

Ritz is a fun upbeat club! They play rap, country and everything else… dj is cool about requesting songs. It’s slower on weekdays & busy on weekends. They have a lifetime vip for 1600 and champagne rooms 200 plus girls…

I've been exploring different clubs lately for various reasons, but I'll spare you the details. This time, I found myself on the southeast side of Houston, near Hobby airport. It's smaller than Intercontinental, but I prefer it because it's easier…

I went in at 12 noon Friday, cover was $8. The place was nice inside with one main stage and a second stage. It was lit up just right. Waitress immediately came to me, I just got an orange juice,…

From the midwest area and stopped in during a layover. It's only a few blocks from HOU Hobby airport and it's servicing hotels. Neat looking place from the outside, with easy parking. Inside was clean (floor, bar, bathrooms).

It is…

I think last time I was here was maybe 10 years ago since I am almost never on the southeast side of Houston except when I go to hobby airport. In this instance my daughter was on her…

I fell asleep and started dreaming that I ended up at The Ritz on a Thursday evening. I have come here a couple times in the past and have usually had a good time. This particular night it was quite…

I was visiting Houston for a few days after having lived here some years ago. I returned to some of my old haunts and will submit reviews for a couple.

At one time Ritz was my favorite club. Up until the…

I went last Saturday with a few friends. Got in for free because my buddy has the membership so idk how much the cover charge usually is but probably the standard $20 or so. The club is nice looks modern…

If you see Freeway in the address of any club in Houston, most likely it is on a parallel service road. If you don't know Houston driving, it's kind of like driving in Clearwater, FL, miss the exit or…

I was working out nearby at 24hr Fitness and decided to duck in to check out the scenery. Bored on a Wed after work. I’m a digital nomad and work around the country. The Ritz, unlike other…

I recently made two visits to the Ritz..one on a Thursday evening and one on a Saturday afternoon. Both were pretty fun.

Details (copying format from the Reverandhornibastard):
* Valet parking was $10 on Thursday night and $5 on Saturday afternoon.…

First time in quite a long time in a club. Arrived at about 1pm. Self parked, but a guy came by in a souped up golf cart insisting on giving me a ride to the front door because it was…

I don’t go to southeast Houston very often, and when I do, I’m usually on my way to the beach with my family. But today I had reason to be in that part of town without my family in tow.…

It has been a few years since I had visited Ritz. The parking lot was very well lit, they had valet and someone in a golf cart riding around the parking lot. All those guys were very nice…

It was a lazy Friday and I found myself on the south side of Houston for no good reason. Seeing as I had a few hours to kill and had never previously ventured into the Ritz, I figured this…

First I will repeat my comments about the post-Covid19 experience which is also posted in discussions. Then I will describe my experience in the club.
Went to the Ritz last night which was the first night it was open after…

Monday night went in about 9:30. No ID check. No pat down. Cover $12. Parking was $5, but I sort of snuck in. Some guy named Boz in a golf cart gave me a ride from my truck to the…

Its been about a month since I last stopped by but not much has changed. I went in to the Ritz last Wednesday or Thursday last week around 5:30. The club looked nice and the chairs were comfortable. I’d…

Second time going to this club and I will have to say that I had a better time in the afternoon than late evening. Entrance was $15, parking was free in the back or $5 valet, dos xx was $8.50.…

I stopped in because a cf from the church had text me she was working there now. Had a bad feeling from the beginning and it didn't get better. Fortunately, it wasn't because of of the sketchiness of…

Went in on a Friday afternoon around 5, was my first time there so here a few details about the upfront charges; valet parking was $10, parking in the back is free but you just tip a guy that’s going…

I have been going to this club for a long time but sometimes I won't go for a few months. That was the case this time. The club is very nice but being in South Houston, it's not…

Those of you who have followed my strip club meanderings know that I felt this was all becoming too routine. I am not looking for something routine! If I wanted “routine” I could just stay home and save a…

A dancer review of The Ritz

The Ritz is located on South IH45 south of downtown. It is relatively easy to get to, but it is in a shady part of town. The outside of the building is…

The Ritz is one of the lesser-known Houston clubs but I really like it. The key is to get upstairs into the VIP area. I’m actually a member from a few years back, but I don’t think it’s…

I have not been to a club in seven years. I had a buddy beg me to join him so I went to blow off some steam.

The place had a VIP section upstairs that we stayed in and was…

I have been meaning to go here for some time now. Finally got the chance and tried it out. Bottom line is I will go back the next time I get a chance. Drink prices were reasonable. Cover charge is…

Have a night out with some friends for dinner and drinks a few of the group ended up at the Ritz for some late night entertainment. It was my first visit here as I usually stay in the northwest side…

So the night started out a bit early for me. As the best man, I didn't want to get wasted and needed to make sure all the guys were there, etc. The Manager was very helpful and set…

As I was in Houston on business, I stopped in the Ritz on a Tuesday night about 8:30 pm. The parking was free if you parked in the very back of the lot, otherwise $5.00. A guy was roaming around…

Went here about 5:30 on a Monday afternoon, waited until beginning of crossover to evening shift- about 7:30.
First, club is very nice, though one of two stages on ground floor had yellow tape around it and dance surface covered…

Stopped in last Monday around 11 and there was no one there. Must have been 10 or fewer customers. About 8 dancers were about 4-7's, still lots of cubans, which I am a fan of, even though my…

Friend and I went to ritz on Saturday night. The $12 each to get in, $10 for a corona after the tip. I was patient and waited till I found a girl I liked, but a few girls came by…

I dropped by the Ritz one recent afternoon in between work meetings. I was a little suprised that they had a cover charge for the early afternoon, but I paid and made my way inside.

The crowd was lite and the…

I came here by chance on a lunch break and ended up taking the rest of the day / night off. Anyways, my first time anywhere in Houston and obviously I was having a pretty good time.

At the…

This place should get an award for most improved club in Houston. The have remodeled part of the club. When I walked in it felt very clean, which is not a word I typically use to describe venues of…

Stopped into Ritz on a Tuesday afternoon as I was passing through on my way home from a client meeting, I do not travel this route often and this was the first opportunity I had to stop and check out…

Had an hour to kill after my flight arrived early so I decided to visit the first club I ever went to when I was 18. It's changed quite a bit but it was still recognizable. There weren't many girls…

Have decided to visit Ritz since I haven't been here for over a year now. Dancers were noticeably older than before, with most of the good looking girls from Cuba and elsewhere hardly able to speak English. …

Entry at night is $12, dances are $20, and drinks range from $7 and up. They do not have drink specials so drinks are pricey here with waitresses always wanting you to buy that next drink. Quality of girls has…

Recently I went to The Ritz with a friend and I had a good time. It is in a not so good area of town but right off the freeway so its not deep in the hood. We went around…

This was my second time visiting Ritz with a friend of mine. The cover was $12 bucks, which isn't bad. I arrived around 8pm. And I was surprised to see that the club had more girls than the last…

Good club to visit to pass time night cover $12 great variety of girls for anybody likings. Always have specials when games are on so thats a pluse. The look of the club is nice upscale very clean . the…

I dropped by on a Monday afternoon on my way to Hobby. I had some time to kill before a flight. Cover was $5 I believe. The happy hour was not a great deal. I ordered…

This club has a large two storey main area and then a smaller upstairs VIP section. However, during the day I only paid cover charge to get in ($8).

Surprisingly, the dancers had not started dancing on the stage. Around…

The only gripe I have with club is it's on the wrong side of town. I travel to Houston once every month or so for business. Normally fly into Hobby but our office is in Katy. I've…

This place is interesting in the sense they have just about anything and everything you are looking for.... BUT that all depends on the night. Girls are very attractive and they know it so you can be a bit…

I've been going to Ritz for a very, very long time. So I've seen all it's goods and bads. Recently, I went and noticed a lot has changed. They have girls that will immediately sit next…

The Ritz Cabaret is a fun alternative to Houston's flashier or better-known clubs. The club is easy to find, off I-45 one exit south of Hobby Airport. The entrance displayed signage for a valet operation (at 2:00 pm)…

Went here in the middle of the week...twice.

On the first visit, had a few dancers that were certainly drunk/high on something, but others that were quite lovely and gave great dances. The first dance was by a…

I've never been to the Ritz before, but I've heard good things about it. I had some work to do in the area, and a bit of free time to kill so I figured I'd cross it off the list.…

This club is more what I am used to as a general vibe. It was not upscale, but there was also no metal detectors or thuggish factor. There was self parking in the back. The front desk,…

Was in Houston for a week on business. Visited the Ritz about 3 times. I really liked the atmosphere. 2 stages with the main stage being where all the focus should be. Very large seating area at the main stage.…

I was working on this side of town between two clubs for two weeks and went here just to see what it was like since it was so close to me. The place is so big I almost got lost…

First time in to this place in probably 2 or 3 years. It looks about the same, although seemed to have more light and less private areas in the main area. I didn't check out the upstairs on…

I thought I would give this place a shot. I haven't been here in a year or so, so I decided to give it a try. This is probably the nicest club on the side of town, but that's…

It has been at least 6-7 years since I last visited this place and now I remember why. I kept hearing how this was one of the best in Houston but I did not see it. Average prices and…

Haven't been back in a few months, decided to check it out on Friday at around 6pm. The place was surprising slow given that it was a Friday night. $8 cover, you can either self-park or valet. The club was…

The club is great, definitely one of the best in the city. It's a clean place, not dirty and sleazy like most clubs in Houston. They girls are gorgeous, and they have so much variety. Petite girls, curvy girls, girls…

Pros: attentive waitresses, a couple amazing dancer, nice looking club

Cons: bored dancers, steak, smoking allowed, $12 cover, 2 drink minimum

The club looks really nice. Not sleazy or dirty. The friendly wait staff checks on you constantly. However, the food…

Went there early Friday afternoon during lunch break. Cover charge is now $8 daytime, and the club serves free lunch buffet every Friday (although beers go for $8); the quality of food was below the clubs in Galleria area. The…

Ritz is located in southeast Houston, which is pretty far from where I live. However on last Friday, I just happened to be around the Hobby airport area, and I decided to give it a try after reading so many…

First trip to Ritz, Physically impressive club, with vaulted ceiling in the main area and an upstairs VIP overlooking the two stages on the main floor. Have to say I didn't get any dances, as only 1 or 2 of…

Went here with my buddy to watch the fight of the century. It was a $25 cover charge, but you get a complimentary steak if you got there an hour before showtime. That's was freakin awesome!!! Who offers that! Place…

My wife and I flew in this past weekend from Los Angeles on a business trip and we were looking for the right place to go. After reviewing all the available options, my wife was sold on the Ritz mostly…

The Ritz is a club that has undergone a lot of changes in the last couple of years.
It has been consistently the best club in south Houston for many years. It is a very large club with some…

Went to the Ritz on a Saturday afternoon about 8:00pm on Valentine's Day Evening with a friend of mine for the first time!!! I would have to say if you're gonna come here, please be prepared to make the first…

Went back to Ritz when I was back in town. Was a little late going there but the place was bustling.
Met a charming Lady who said she was from Mexico and started small talk while I was spellbound by another…

Went to the Ritz because it was the closest to where I was working and read good review about it.
The club is well placed and spacious. The performers are beautiful with some having enhancements.
I was approached by two beautiful latin…

Just made a review last week, but this review is for the day after since I went back to back days. With that being said, let's begin.

I brought a different friend that lives in the area & paid the…

This review is for Thursday (11-13-14). It was decently busy. I can't remember what the cover was at the door cuz I paid with my card & didn't pay attention to price. Got in here and I think it was…

Went with some friends on thursday night. We had to pay $10 to get in. There was a private dance area in the corner not too far from the entrance and a little sitting area with some couches after that.…

A few weeks back after seeing there billboard on I-45 for the thousandth time I decided to check out Ritz. This was my first visit ever to this establishment. This club is big with a nice layout. It has two…

This is definitely the top club of the Hobby area, with little competition around. The club itself is a pretty large two-story room with the main stage, the VIP area as a mezzanine, and a darker room with a stage…

My husband and I visited on Thursday night for Amateurs Night. We arrived around 8pm and the parking lot was almost full. The parking lot was very tight too - not too much room to turn around.<br>
Cover was…

Stopped by the Ritz on a Wednesday evening, as I had a couple of hours to burn before heading to Hobby Airport. Nice place on the inside, pretty big main room with two stages and what looked to be…

The Ritz is one of the 16 Houston clubs that signed a deal with the city to chip in $1 million per year to a policing fund, in exchange for going topless and G-string again. Girls no longer require…

I've been to worse. I actually like the skanky clubs, but that's just me. Had a few beers chatted up a couple dancers, I don't remember their names. Got a dance from each and was not convinced to do more…

Flew into Hobby and my friend who is a VIP member picked me up and took me and my friend here. Entry was $5 I believe but I'm not sure because he paid.

Club layout was pretty nice. As you…

I flew in late afternoon Thursday and had to head to Galveston on biz so I looked up the prospects and saw a couple of decent reviews, so I stopped at the Ritz. I was in there about 15…

It'd ben a few weeks since I last stopped by so I decided to stop by last Tuesday. The first thing I noticed was there are a lot of new dancers that have started working here. I got a…

SO I went to this club on a thursday just to check it out real quick.I must say that I had really high hopes for this club. Don't get me wrong its a great club I guess I was just…

Pretty nice club. There were a lot of girls working, with a wide range of body types and ethnic types. Sat there checking out the show and was approached many times for private dances. Most of the girls would grab…

My two friends and i went to the ritz saturday night around ten .pm. We valleted the car, its ten bucks to enter. The club was packed, but there was plentyof talent. We got beers for six bucks and got…

I decided to go to the club and enjoy my VIP (had not been there in awhile bc of fuck girls on roster) and check out a dancer reviewed on another board - Ava. I was curious just how…

Stopped by the Kennel Club, excuse me, I meant to say the Ritz tonight for a little fun and relaxation. My God, what has happened to this place? Just check my posts from a few months ago. …

I just got back in town recently and decided to stop by last week. Their was quite a few new girls there. I had a few drinks and then started talking with a dancer called Mirena. We talked for a…

Wife and I enjoy strip clubs. We enjoyed the food the night we went. However, after dinner, all the girls were high pressure to go VIP, and we'd have none of that. Like, comeon.... if we wanted…

I've been to this club a few times. Club employees try to get as much money from you as they can and the girls sell pretty hard, not to mention some look like they're on something heavy. Having said that,…

I am never in that area of town and was driving home from a NC/NS. I saw The Ritz on the other side of the freeway and took a U-turn - I didn't want to waste a drive to…

Total ripoff... valet,security,doorgirl plus her TIP. Down bout 50, all before you see the first sign of dancer. Not sure who the mangers, or well dressed thugs, were... From what I could tell there about 7 of them. All working…

I had heard about the Ritz from a friend that there were some HOT dancers that worked there. I have to admit there were a couple that I would put in the 8,9,10 Category but there were alot of…

I travel to Houston on business occasionally and have only been to a couple SCs but was very impressed when I walked into the Ritz. It has a nice layout with several stages and a couple cages (which were…