I flew in late afternoon Thursday...

I flew in late afternoon Thursday and had to head to Galveston on biz so I looked up the prospects and saw a couple of decent reviews, so I stopped at the Ritz. I was in there about 15 minutes when this slinky blond came over and asked if I wanted company. She actually seemed really really really low key and lame on the personality, not at all chatty, and struck me as about a 3 on the "excitement" scale so I told her I just wanted to chill for a few... she asked if she could stay and just chat. I said OK and started to chat her up. I think she said she was from Northern California. I bought her a shot of Tequila. After a few songs she suggested we go to the CR... for 95.00. She said the entry to CR was good for the entire day... so I figured what the heck.

I gave her the two free drinks that comes with the CR (I don't drink) and these two big bouncer dudes came over and put a paper bracelet tag on me and they escorted us to the CR... at this point I didn't know what the heck to expect. We got in our suite and they closed the door. She told me to get comfortable and I wasnt sure exactly how comfortable... she said as comfy as what you wear to bed. OK, I took my shirt off.

She suggested we could have "unlimited" fun for 25 songs.... I said I only had a budget for 15 songs and asked her how much fun we could have for that... she said it would be unlimited. OK.... I've done stupider things at a strip club, so I agreed and hoped for the best.