I went to the Ritz on...

I went to the Ritz on VIP Customer Appreciation night – which meant that they had cheap drinks and some door prize drawings from 6-8 pm. The girls were mostly 6-7 range, with one blond 9. Dance negotiations started with ‘$125 for the Champagne Room’ and various prices for the girls. One dancer (maybe a 5) promised full sex for $100, another prettier girl priced it at $300.

The $ hustle factor was very high. There were about 15 waitresses. A dancer would sit down to ‘talk’ and a waitress would appear immediately. The dancer would order a shot of Patron or some other $10+ drink and then start pushing for dances in the Champagne Room. When their drink arrived, they just chugged it and took off! Fortunately the waitresses were slow on delivery and a lot of crotch rubbing went on during the wait, but that about sums up the night. Unless you wanted to spend big $, the girls moved on.

Beer is normally $5.75 at happy hour and $6.75 afterwards – I paid a $7 cover at the door. They had some free food and half the girls were not wearing latex, which is a growing problem with the new Houston LE enforcement.