The Crazy Horse Reviews

First time going to club. It was $15 to get in which was cool. I was greeted right after paying by a gorgeous girl. She definitely marked me cause as soon as I sat...

I am fairly new to the SC scene. My review may be helpful to newer people but less so for veterans. I was visiting the area on a business trip and decided to check out...

I’ve stopped in to CH on and off for many years and it’s the worst it has ever been. Staff is nice and so are some of the girls, but most of the dancers...

I hadn't been back to CH since pre Covid so decided to go for a scouting mission on Monday evening. The club itself has been bought by Deja Vu so I wasn't holding...

Did not have a good time at Crazy Horse last night. The basic information on the Crazy Horse page here is mostly wrong. Ever since Covid their hours begin at 6 PM if that....

With covid coming down sharply this spring, thought it’d be a good time to check this place out again. Their website technically shows who’s dancing, and saw some classic atf’s. Market st...

This is my favorite SF club mainly for the mileage and that its all nude. Below is my experience. I met this really sexy Asian girl who was a 34B all natural , 28...

I had a short window to pop into a local SC, so I headed to back to the Crazy Horse to see how thing have developed now that things are fairly open. It's...

So many good memories at this club, most likely not possible to make any more. As many are aware, back in September, this club - the last independent SC in SF since MBOT closed -...

3/18/22 10:00 pm to 12:30 am I had a chance recently to go to a strip club in San Francisco. With my go-to place (Mitchel Brothers O'Farrell Street Theater) closed, I decided on Crazy Horse....

Stopped by on a weekend night about a month ago, first time since covid. I don’t think I’ve ever been charged the same amount twice here. Sometimes 15, sometimes 20, sometimes 30. Whatever. Think...

I have gone to Crazy Horse for years but had not been much since the pandemic. Arrived around 7pm, paid cover to go in. They now open at 6pm so no day...

It was a Sunday night and I went there with my friend. Downtown parking is terrible to find and had to pay $40 for a parking garage. We went in around 7pm. There were...

Ended up at this club during Halloween weekend in SF. I got there around 1030 and when I arrived there were around 5-10 girls working. There was a solid amount of folks in the...

Had not been to my home club for months. Was surprised when I approached at 6:20 PM, twenty minutes after the daily scheduled opening, and could see the gate locked across the theater's entrance....

I went to CH for the first time in a few years. The club is near downtown San Francisco, so there is no parking. Due to the common car break-ins, I parked...

Place: this strip club is near the Tenderloin neighborhood which is one of the worst areas of San Francisco. There are a ton of homeless people camping around the club entrance and on both...

Along with other Bay Area and California businesses, masks are now again required at Crazy Horse. I am writing to correct the impressions in the most recent review by lookslong. He reported he used...

I used to live in SF and went to CH often. Hadn't been in 5+ years until tonight. Nothing has changed there in years. Same layout. I have never seen...

Just got all my shots and wanted to see what the outside world was like after a long hibernation, so of course I went down to the ol’ CH. Well in a word, it...

Crazy Horse, while not in a great part of SF, is a very old-school-esque type of club where the dancers are quite loose and the action is quite fun especially in the back rooms. There's...

I went last sunday. The entry price was $21 and they had me fill out a questionnare. They didnt scan my id, like some other strip clubs do. There was one couple sitting near...

I posted a positive review of Crazy Horse from my first visit back two weeks ago. Visited again last night and things are going in the wrong direction. Like other PLs my decision whether...

OMG My home club finally re-opened on March 5th. There is new management and it shows. They even replaced the wobbly toilet seat in the men's room. Due to Covid restrictions face masks are...

I was here on a Tuesday sometime in late January. When I entered the club at 7:50PM, I was the only customer. No kidding! There was Sharlette dancing on the stage and 2 other...