The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

The seats by the stage are the best!

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HappyButNotLucky
Mar 4, 2020, 6:43 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

I was here on a Tuesday sometime in late January. When I entered the club at 7:50PM, I was the only customer. No kidding! There was Sharlette dancing on the stage and 2 other girls seated in one of the rows of customer seats. For about 5 – 10 minutes I was the only customer and it definitely felt weird until 2 other customers showed up after 10 minutes.

I’ve been here a few times but never really took the seats by the stage. Since I was the only customer when I entered and there still was one girl dancing on the stage, I decided to give her company by taking one of the seats by the stage. It turned out to be a really good decision.

First, the lighting by the stage is really good compared to clubs like Spearmint Rhino in Vegas where everything is pitch dark. So, this gives a really good view of the action. Second, for just $1 you get a very nice treatment by the dancer. Boobs on face, a little bit of grinding etc. This was pretty much consistent with all dancers. I was there for about an hour and it was a really great bang for the buck!!

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The seats by the stage are the best!