The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Solid Saturday Night

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datdude_789
Nov 12, 2021, 2:46 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Ended up at this club during Halloween weekend in SF. I got there around 1030 and when I arrived there were around 5-10 girls working. There was a solid amount of folks in the club. This is probably the best bang for your buck and my favorite strip club in San Francisco due to the mileage. It is all nude, 18+, the only downside is that they do not serve alcohol. There is a vending machine that dispenses water and snacks. The cover charge was 40 dollars to get in.

Once you are in, the layout is similar to theater. There is a stage in the middle with chairs around for patrons to sit at. The girls ranged from 5s-9s and most of the dances occurred in the vip area. I got there and was approached by a petite latina girl with big tits. I elected to go the back and the prices was $120 for 15 mins. The dances were very high mileage and you were pretty much allowed to touch anywhere except her private parts. Solid dances, but the girl was overall boring so I chose not to continue.

Once the dance was over, I went back outside and was approached by another skinny black girl and once again went to the back for another set of 5 songs. The dances were alright this time and I was offered extras(CBJ, and HJ). I declined since I wasn't really feeling the girl.

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Solid Saturday Night