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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102
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Soloshack108
vip member
2 wks ago
Hoping for more.
I was in SF for some business on a Wednesday afternoon and finished up early. Traffic was bad so I figured I would kill some time before I headed out. I used to love…
southerner1
1 mo ago
Having a Fantasy in the Crazy Horse Club San Francisco (/12/25
Just flew back from San Francisco, and boy are my arms tried. It was Friday night and I was hoping to see one of my regular gals and also see Fantasy too. I had seen…
ddee
1 mo ago
Jolene!
Went on Thursday with a few buddies after a show. Since we were at the venue next door for the show, the entry fee was free. No alcohol and drinks were about $5. When we got…
Grjax
vip member
2 mos ago
Homelessness and Fentanyl outside but strict rules inside
The thesis remains unchanged. The more liberal and fucked up the city, the stricter the rules are at strip clubs. Parked on the side street next to like 10 homeless people. As soon as I stepped outside…
Yogaguy
2 mos ago
Needs more dancers on weekdays
Visited this club on a Monday around 10pm. It’s located in downtown SF on Market street. This is a seedy part of town and receptionist has to buzz you in at the front door. Park…
grparker21
vip member
3 mos ago
Crazy Fun at the Crazy Horse
First time hitting the Crazy Horse, got in just before 9pm and the bartender told me it was happy hour and VIP seating + 2 drinks was $20. A water itself was around $5 and…
pekpekmonster
3 mos ago
Decent first trip on a Friday Night
Entered Crazy Horse around 7:30 on a Friday night. Paid the $10 entry fee and bought a drink. Sat down to observe the dancers. It was my first time at Crazy Horse, so I wasn’t…
DavidKnight2025
3 mos ago
If you like big girls, go here.
Went for a quick look. Have not been to this place before and was looking for a bit of fun. Basically paid the entry fee, walked in and there were no girls. On the stage…
HighMileage69
3 mos ago
Crazy horse rocks!
Went there on a Friday night after a work event. Got there around 8:30, which is early, but there was not much else for me to do. I imagined there would be some crowd on…
bigfella1975
vip member
3 mos ago
Things pick up after 10 pm
Stopped by on my way home after 9pm on a Friday. Club is easy to get to off the local mass transit systems: BART and MUNI. I suggest getting off at the Powell Street station…
southerner1
4 mos ago
Trip report Crazy Horse SF 6/21/25 Southerner is back!
I love San Francisco. Union Square, Chinatown, The Embarcadero. The Ferry building, Coit Tower, Fishman Warf and my favorite the Tenderloin. I hit the door of the Crazy Horse around 11PM on Friday Night.…
bigfella1975
vip member
4 mos ago
Sometimes it only takes one
I’ve noted in earlier reviews that this is the best option in SF right now for those interested in nudity and thin girls. They open early (4pm) on Fridays, so I’d thought I’d check it…
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