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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102
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fredoo
reviewed
a year ago
good time, but it’s a journey to get there!
Firstly, for people who know this was THE spot a few years back. I remember it was $140 in the back room and extras friendly and the talent was good. Then SF went through...
trapdoor
California
reviewed
a year ago
"sf has become a dump" - me (a local)
What a dump the area has become! Politics aside, this place used to be a bustling area in SF, but now it's completely gone to shit. Came here after attending a Warrior's game and...
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a year ago
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BuckMcNutter
Sfclubguy7
reviewed
a year ago
fun trip to crazy horse, got what i came for
I came here on a Sunday. The place was relatively clean, nothing special interior wise, typical strip club vibes. The other guests were a bit sketchy, but that's to be expected in...
WilsonReal
Michigan
reviewed
a year ago
a positively weird first visit to this club
It is my first time in San Francisco and I decided to go to this place based on the reviews here. I called the place before hand to find the cover fee which is...
Comments: 1
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a year ago
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jay_graven
reviewed
a year ago
good value for money.
I went back to this place after several years. Its the same layout as before but cleaner. It is in the middle of a bad part of the city of SF. There was decent value...
Comments: 3
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a year ago
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caseyx
Norge
reviewed
a year ago
not worth the time due to the lack of dancers
This is from a visit on Tuesday at 8:30PM. The cover entry was $10, quite reasonable. 8 dancers were advertised, but I only saw 6 during my brief stay. For those...
rdsf8786
reviewed
a year ago
a lot different than before, not for the better
Prior to the pandemic, I stopped by CH on a somewhat regular basis when I was in town (approx 5-6 times a year) and this was my first time back to the club since...
palmtrees
reviewed
a year ago
gone downhill
Been going here for many years and have some good memories from pre-covid times. Unfortunately the Crazy Horse has gone downhill with both the management and girls. $20-30 cover depending on what time you...
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a year ago
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MrJDW1
ngb3
reviewed
a year ago
expensive for the experience
Stopped by in a weekday night and the club was pretty dead. After paying the $20 cover, I walked in and there were just a few girls sitting at tables near the entrance. I sat...
endive14
reviewed
a year ago
great time to begin with, but ended with a dud.
I went to the Crazy Horse on a Wednesday evening and I spent most of the whole night there. It was an enjoyable atmosphere where the ladies came around and would sit and...
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a year ago
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Sikdir
robertpatrick
reviewed
2 years ago
good selection of girls but pricey
Crazy horse has been my go to strip club since 2019. I have always had fun visiting this place in SFO despite it's location in a shady neighborhood. The club itself is well maintained...
aakhan
reviewed
2 years ago
quick stop at the ch
I came into the CH around 9pm on a Sunday. It was my first time in the club so I just wanted to check inside and decide how to spend my night. I walked...
afort
reviewed
2 years ago
a nice recovery for the eyes and pocket book
Went to CH 10pm on a Weds trying to get some wind in my sails after a disappointing experience at New Century Theater. When I walked in the block was pretty quiet -- none...
Arnold Duk
reviewed
2 years ago
trip back to old stomping grounds
I went back to CH on a Friday night. Entered around 7PM for discount cover. Only 1-2 ladies working that early. Action usually rolls in after 8PM. The current set up is a bit...
lambda019
reviewed
2 years ago
watch out for tokyo
I visited at the end of May. I hadn't visited since 2017, and had not visited any other club since then. As pathetic as it sounds, I was looking forward to talk to ladies...
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2 years ago
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minnow
Ianfox6
reviewed
2 years ago
improvements to the venue, but the girls are not as hot as previous ones
I visited Crazy Horse on a Friday night. The surrounding area was littered with homeless people, construction on 6th St, and public drug use. I don't recommend parking nearby or driving to the area....
MayorBeauJames
reviewed
2 years ago
nickled and dimed, wouldn’t return
Had some time to kill after a Giants game so I headed to the Crazy Horse. As others have mentioned—neighborhood feels pretty rough. I live in NYC so I feel like I’m usually less...
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2 years ago
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caseyx
Watchman56
New York
reviewed
2 years ago
return to the crazy horse
This was my first time back at Crazy Horse in about four years. There have been a lot of changes during that time. First, there is no longer a day shift. The club opens...
dvlans
reviewed
2 years ago
crazy horse has changed - for better or worse depending on what you want
I went back to Crazy Horse for the first time in 8 months. This place has changed A LOT. Whether you think the changes are good or bad depends on what you are...
Comments: 3
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2 years ago
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DeclineToState
Tittytipper69
reviewed
2 years ago
crazy horse, better than no club, but maybe on the recovery?
Crazy horse is decent strip club in a sketchy area on market Street with nothing else really around. If you want to drink, you're gonna have to pregame because they don't sell alcohol. When...
JohnFigueroa12
reviewed
2 years ago
solid lap dance in a sketchy neighborhood
Rolled up alone on a weeknight so I knew what to expect. The neighborhood is awful and getting to and from the club was sketchy. Inside it was pretty run down, also to be...
MrJDW1
San Leandro, CA
reviewed
2 years ago
deja vu's brand of unappealing adult entertainment
First trip back to Crazy Horse in five months. Formerly my home club, but Deja Vu ownership and Covid changed that. There have been some changes, mostly positive ones. Maybe it is a temporary...
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2 years ago
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minnow
ngb3
reviewed
2 years ago
a slow wednesday
First time visiting in a few years, the venue was significantly more empty than pre pandemic (although this may have just been the fact that it was early on a Wednesday evening). Just a...
Regg
California
reviewed
2 years ago
lost money because i trusted a dancer
I have gotten a lot of high mileage dances in the pre-covid years. Close contact and lot sucking, extra's on the menu from women. This last saturday was the worst experience I have had....
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2 years ago
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Regg
vecayep251
reviewed
2 years ago
few hours at the centerfolds!
So I have been to Crazy Horse pre-pandemic, but this was the first time visiting post-pandemic. The layout is the same, they operate in the same way, still have the 6-8pm free entries, though...
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2 years ago
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vecayep251
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