The Crazy Horse Reviews

This is from a visit on Tuesday at 8:30PM. The cover entry was $10, quite reasonable. 8 dancers were advertised, but I only saw 6 during my brief stay. For those...

Prior to the pandemic, I stopped by CH on a somewhat regular basis when I was in town (approx 5-6 times a year) and this was my first time back to the club since...

Been going here for many years and have some good memories from pre-covid times. Unfortunately the Crazy Horse has gone downhill with both the management and girls. $20-30 cover depending on what time you...

Stopped by in a weekday night and the club was pretty dead. After paying the $20 cover, I walked in and there were just a few girls sitting at tables near the entrance. I sat...

I went to the Crazy Horse on a Wednesday evening and I spent most of the whole night there. It was an enjoyable atmosphere where the ladies came around and would sit and...

Crazy horse has been my go to strip club since 2019. I have always had fun visiting this place in SFO despite it's location in a shady neighborhood. The club itself is well maintained...

I came into the CH around 9pm on a Sunday. It was my first time in the club so I just wanted to check inside and decide how to spend my night. I walked...

Went to CH 10pm on a Weds trying to get some wind in my sails after a disappointing experience at New Century Theater. When I walked in the block was pretty quiet -- none...

I went back to CH on a Friday night. Entered around 7PM for discount cover. Only 1-2 ladies working that early. Action usually rolls in after 8PM. The current set up is a bit...

I visited at the end of May. I hadn't visited since 2017, and had not visited any other club since then. As pathetic as it sounds, I was looking forward to talk to ladies...

I visited Crazy Horse on a Friday night. The surrounding area was littered with homeless people, construction on 6th St, and public drug use. I don't recommend parking nearby or driving to the area....

Had some time to kill after a Giants game so I headed to the Crazy Horse. As others have mentioned—neighborhood feels pretty rough. I live in NYC so I feel like I’m usually less...

This was my first time back at Crazy Horse in about four years. There have been a lot of changes during that time. First, there is no longer a day shift. The club opens...

I went back to Crazy Horse for the first time in 8 months. This place has changed A LOT. Whether you think the changes are good or bad depends on what you are...

Crazy horse is decent strip club in a sketchy area on market Street with nothing else really around. If you want to drink, you're gonna have to pregame because they don't sell alcohol. When...

Rolled up alone on a weeknight so I knew what to expect. The neighborhood is awful and getting to and from the club was sketchy. Inside it was pretty run down, also to be...

First trip back to Crazy Horse in five months. Formerly my home club, but Deja Vu ownership and Covid changed that. There have been some changes, mostly positive ones. Maybe it is a temporary...

First time visiting in a few years, the venue was significantly more empty than pre pandemic (although this may have just been the fact that it was early on a Wednesday evening). Just a...

I have gotten a lot of high mileage dances in the pre-covid years. Close contact and lot sucking, extra's on the menu from women. This last saturday was the worst experience I have had....

So I have been to Crazy Horse pre-pandemic, but this was the first time visiting post-pandemic. The layout is the same, they operate in the same way, still have the 6-8pm free entries, though...

CH Visited 2/1/23 It had been a couple of months since my last SC visit and I was getting that itch so when an opportunity presented itself, albeit a time constrained one, I headed over to...

Happened to be in SF recently, and CH was within a short distance of my hotel. So I was curious and decided to visit. The place itself looks very run down, which matches the...

Beware that coming to Crazy Horse during "off hours" could leave you very disappointed. I have been to Crazy Horse before (see my review here: https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=388740) and I decided to make a second visit on...

The place: I ended up here on a Sunday evening around 9pm. Very nice and polite gal working the door and seemed appreciative when I tipped her a few bucks after getting me...

I visited on a Tuesday night. The place is next to 6th St and Market St, which is known for the homeless people and open drug use. No parking available, but even if there...