The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Not the club it was

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johnny100
Feb 7, 2022, 3:10 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I have gone to Crazy Horse for years but had not been much since the pandemic. Arrived around 7pm, paid cover to go in. They now open at 6pm so no day shift to review. They asked for proof of vacination but once I was in almost nobody wore masks. The place has changed a lot. First they back areas is all tables and couches. At first I didn't like it, but its ok I guess. Then there are theater seats right by the stage. They are clearly doing more construction as the walls haven't been patched or painted yet. The DJ is now upfront near the stage. I was quoted $30 for a covered dance and $40 for nude, but the prices did vary. Private booths were 10 minutes for $120, though one girl offered $100. I got a few dances which were a bit short in my opinion. The girls almost universally asked for tips after the dance, I hate that. Most of the dances were medium mileage. Not air dances but not the quality I use to get at Crazy Horse. I suspect if you have the money extras are available, but have a lot of money. It's kind of a weird club now. Terrible location in terms of safety. Girls are good looking but not the best. Girls are nice but not the nicest. Dances are good but not the greatest. Used to be a chill club, now it seems like they are trying to turn it into something different. I'll probably try it again in a couple months, but I wasn't impressed this visit.

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Not the club it was