The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Going in the Wrong Direction

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MrJDW1
Apr 4, 2021, 12:02 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I posted a positive review of Crazy Horse from my first visit back two weeks ago. Visited again last night and things are going in the wrong direction. Like other PLs my decision whether to visit depends on the names of the dancers' list. Pre-Covid CH opened at 12:30 PM. So early in the afternoon I could see the list and decide to go or not. Now CH opens at 6 PM, so a few hours have been lost for dancer information. What's more the policy was that a dancer's name would not be added to the website or the board at CH only that dancer was in the building. Last night that changed. There was a list at the theater of 10 dancers when I arrived at 6:15 PM. But after 40 minutes in the theater, I only saw 3 dancers. When I asked I was told the others were not there but would be there later. CH is deceiving patrons with a future dancer list. Some of the women on the list at 6 PM did not show until 9 PM. Not good.

Instead of the porn films on the main stage the dancers have returned. It's a mixed blessing. CH has maintained the same lighting of the stage. The unflattering red and/or blue lights make everyone look worse. And the loud DJ announces like the place was full when there were just 3 of us. And most of the music is loud urban music, misogynist nasty rap. Great to see the dancers on stage, when they are on stage. There were a few long breaks between dancers. For the 35 years I've attended San Francisco strip clubs and all clubs had a continuous stage of dancers with no break, especially in the evening. Nothing as bad as a handful of dudes listening to loud music they do not understand and would never choose with no dancer to look at.

Somehow ever the wobbly toilet seat is back. Think a few turns of the attaching screw would remedy that.

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Going in the Wrong Direction