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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102
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rdsf8786
reviewed
5 years ago
slow friday night
Stopped in on a Friday evening and paid the $26 cover. It seemed a lot less busier than Friday evenings that I've come in on in the past but maybe it was just a...
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MrJDW1
barron15
Just a regular guy
reviewed
5 years ago
time crunch + good experience
The club is located on a major street in union square. It is right next to a small concert hall. I went there a night there was a rapper named tripper red and there...
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barron15
TomsterC
California
reviewed
5 years ago
frustrated
Went to gold's club around 12 PM. Paid $16 dollars for admission. There were about 3-5 dancers within an hour. Ended up meeting Tiffany who I feel is drop dead gorgeous. Know people talk...
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Arnold Duk
SavvySav
California
reviewed
5 years ago
quick day/night double header
Made a visit to CH last week. Nothing about the place has changed since my last review. The new VIP/lapdance section takes up the entire left side of former theater seats, with no other...
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BuckMcNutter
SCtraveler
reviewed
5 years ago
another satisfying visit
I like Crazy Horse - a lot! I always visit when I get to SF, and I'm rarely disappointed. It's a bit of a dive so be warned. It's not glamorous,...
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daniel99
Perennial
reviewed
5 years ago
dead on a monday night, but i had a good time
It was dead for most of the night with only a handful of other people ever there, I think there were more dancers than patrons. The dancers that were there were quite attractive and...
KindMan
reviewed
5 years ago
got more than i expected
This was my second visit to Crazy Horse. There we 4 girls working and all were sevens or eights. There were only 4 or 5 other customers. One of the girls...
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Arnold Duk
MrJDW1
San Leandro, CA
reviewed
5 years ago
some changes at crazy horse
Crazy Horse has been my regular San Francisco Club for over 10 years. It's always been a bit dated, dog-eared facility. But there has been a change in ownership/management. Most of the same staff...
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caseyx
sololava43
California
reviewed
5 years ago
free hot dogs
I have not been here on a sunday in years, not since they had a day shift on sunday. So its Sunday and i check to see what time they open since i was...
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Arnold Duk
HappyButNotLucky
reviewed
5 years ago
status quo at the horse!
I was out there on a Tuesday (or Wednesday) evening few weeks back. I arrived there at around 8:30 AM. Cover was $26. As you enter, you will notice that the left-hand side portion...
hotelfreak
Just do it !
reviewed
5 years ago
club was dead but the italian girl was worth the visit
Better late then never ... Two months ago I stumbled upon this establishment on my visit to San Francisco . Not a good part of town but I had time to kill and walked...
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5 years ago
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MrJDW1
Vanadis2001
reviewed
5 years ago
decent value with awkward seating. great place when there are feature performers.
Came here on a Saturday. It's a theater layout so seating is sometimes awkward as everyone is in rows facing the stage and it makes it hard for the dancers to come to...
SavvySav
California
reviewed
5 years ago
from zero to feature in 5 hours
Dropped in for happy hour pricing ($16 6-7p) to find an empty stage. Noticed the partially enclosed couch area has taken over the left aisle seats while an L-shaped couch sits on the other...
Siskiyounative
California
reviewed
5 years ago
first time
First visit here. Place is different. Basically a theatre style with catwalk. Entry fee was around $30. The room is long and narrow. Access to the private cabanas is near the entrance. Which seems...
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5 years ago
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bigd415
scottchris
reviewed
5 years ago
dances are shortening, chandilier room, distracting
Went to the CH, after a long sabbatical, and was not impressed with some of the changes. Overall, the dancer quality was good, and especially liked the twin AA dancers. I got...
Mahnnaa
reviewed
5 years ago
way better value during the day
I've been to the Crazy Horse quite a few times during the day before but this was my first time visiting in the evening, and I was very disappointed... Paid about $26 to get...
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sololava43
dd8955
California
reviewed
5 years ago
good for featured dancers, but not going to return for much else
I came here on a Saturday night to watch the featured performers Kaylani Lei and Cindy Starfall. The stage comes with a walkway into the audience, with movie theater style seats going back several...
rhud444
reviewed
5 years ago
pricey entertainment right on market street.
Went with co workers late on a friday. Club was fairly empty. Maybe 2 to 1 ratio of customers to dancers. Environment felt safe and pretty clean. Dancers were friendly if a bit pushy....
handy1976
reviewed
5 years ago
been here 3 times. it's not the best but a solid option in sf.
So it's somewhat of a weird setup. It's a HUGE room with one big stage at the front, sort of shaped like a peninsula. There are chairs all around the stage, then...
Muddy
USA
reviewed
5 years ago
cool throwback vibe
But buy anything NAAAAAAY π You should be able to park somewhere on the streets at nighttime. Itβs in the heart of downtown. A lotta crooks and homeless running around as I was walking to...
ksh135
reviewed
5 years ago
my fav club in sf
Have been to this club too many times to count. I've tried other clubs in SF, but Crazy Horse seems to have the best balance of pretty women (not always though) and fun times....
oj4orange
California
reviewed
5 years ago
busy thursday night
I visited on a Thursday evening to see Veronica Rodriguez, a feature porn star who showed up at 11pm. The cover was $26. Right as you walk in, there is a walkway to the...
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oj4orange
rugrat
Roaming the USA
reviewed
5 years ago
expensive, but good contact
First visit to the Crazy Horse in a looooonnnggg time. Maybe 10 -15 years First, as mentioned earlier there is a new walled off area on the left as you walk in, just past...
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5 years ago
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oj4orange
Jamesloney415
reviewed
5 years ago
russian minx at the horse.
Crazy Horse is just the type of sleazy strip Joint I like. Leave the other clubs to tourists and business men, the horse is old school SF perviness and something that I enjoy immensely....
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5 years ago
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oj4orange
Black2323
reviewed
5 years ago
afternoon delight
Came here last Thursday and had taken some notes from some of the other reviews. As you walk in off Market street you enter the lobby (looks like an old style movie theater)....
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