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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 3 yrs ago
Crazy Horse SF: Still Crazy
reviewed by
johnmarckof

7.3

I hadn't been back to CH since pre Covid so decided to go for a scouting mission on Monday evening. The club itself has been bought by Deja Vu so I wasn't holding much…

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published 3 yrs ago
Not Worth It
reviewed by
MrJDW1

3.3

Did not have a good time at Crazy Horse last night. The basic information on the Crazy Horse page here is mostly wrong. Ever since Covid their hours begin at 6 PM if that. Last…

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published 3 yrs ago
Classier place, but fewer performers
reviewed by
JasonMckin

6.3

With covid coming down sharply this spring, thought it’d be a good time to check this place out again. Their website technically shows who’s dancing, and saw some classic atf’s. Market st somehow…

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published 3 yrs ago
The place for guys who are into extras
reviewed by
chipsnsaalsa

7.7

This is my favorite SF club mainly for the mileage and that its all nude. Below is my experience. I met this really sexy Asian girl who was a 34B all natural , 28 waist…

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published 3 yrs ago
Nail in the coffin
reviewed by
mjpenn07

6.0

I had a short window to pop into a local SC, so I headed to back to the Crazy Horse to see how thing have developed now that things are fairly open. It's been…

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published 3 yrs ago
It's changed...and not for the better
reviewed by
pastime

4.3

So many good memories at this club, most likely not possible to make any more.

As many are aware, back in September, this club - the last independent SC in SF since MBOT closed - was…

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published 3 yrs ago
Exploring Alternatives
reviewed by
bigfella1975

6.0

3/18/22 10:00 pm to 12:30 am

I had a chance recently to go to a strip club in San Francisco. With my go-to place (Mitchel Brothers O'Farrell Street Theater) closed, I decided on Crazy Horse. This…

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published 3 yrs ago
Bring back dayshift
reviewed by
palmtrees

6.3

Stopped by on a weekend night about a month ago, first time since covid. I don’t think I’ve ever been charged the same amount twice here. Sometimes 15, sometimes 20, sometimes 30. Whatever. Think it…

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published 3 yrs ago
Not the club it was
reviewed by
johnny100

5.7

I have gone to Crazy Horse for years but had not been much since the pandemic. Arrived around 7pm, paid cover to go in. They now open at 6pm so no day shift…

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published 3 yrs ago
First time being there, and got scammed...
reviewed by
oooahu

5.3

It was a Sunday night and I went there with my friend. Downtown parking is terrible to find and had to pay $40 for a parking garage.

We went in around 7pm. There were about…

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published 3 yrs ago
Solid Saturday Night
reviewed by
datdude_789

5.0

Ended up at this club during Halloween weekend in SF. I got there around 1030 and when I arrived there were around 5-10 girls working. There was a solid amount of folks in the club.…

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published 3 yrs ago
Changes at Deja Vu's Crazy Horse
reviewed by
MrJDW1

6.7

Had not been to my home club for months. Was surprised when I approached at 6:20 PM, twenty minutes after the daily scheduled opening, and could see the gate locked across the theater's entrance. One…