Reviews

It was dead for most of the night with only a handful of other people ever there, I think there were more dancers than patrons. The dancers that were there were quite attractive and varied,…

This was my second visit to Crazy Horse. There we 4 girls working and all were sevens or eights. There were only 4 or 5 other customers. One of the girls I…

Crazy Horse has been my regular San Francisco Club for over 10 years. It's always been a bit dated, dog-eared facility. But there has been a change in ownership/management. Most of the same staff still…

I have not been here on a sunday in years, not since they had a day shift on sunday. So its Sunday and i check to see what time they open since i was nearby.…

I was out there on a Tuesday (or Wednesday) evening few weeks back. I arrived there at around 8:30 AM. Cover was $26. As you enter, you will notice that the left-hand side portion of…

Better late then never ... Two months ago I stumbled upon this establishment on my visit to San Francisco . Not a good part of town but I had time to kill and walked in…

Came here on a Saturday. It's a theater layout so seating is sometimes awkward as everyone is in rows facing the stage and it makes it hard for the dancers to come to you…

Dropped in for happy hour pricing ($16 6-7p) to find an empty stage. Noticed the partially enclosed couch area has taken over the left aisle seats while an L-shaped couch sits on the other side…

First visit here. Place is different. Basically a theatre style with catwalk. Entry fee was around $30. The room is long and narrow. Access to the private cabanas is near the entrance. Which seems strange.…

Went to the CH, after a long sabbatical, and was not impressed with some of the changes. Overall, the dancer quality was good, and especially liked the twin AA dancers. I got the…

I've been to the Crazy Horse quite a few times during the day before but this was my first time visiting in the evening, and I was very disappointed... Paid about $26 to get in,…

I came here on a Saturday night to watch the featured performers Kaylani Lei and Cindy Starfall. The stage comes with a walkway into the audience, with movie theater style seats going back several rows.…

Went with co workers late on a friday. Club was fairly empty. Maybe 2 to 1 ratio of customers to dancers. Environment felt safe and pretty clean. Dancers were friendly if a bit pushy. Private…

So it's somewhat of a weird setup. It's a HUGE room with one big stage at the front, sort of shaped like a peninsula. There are chairs all around the stage, then a…

But buy anything NAAAAAAY 🐎 You should be able to park somewhere on the streets at nighttime. It’s in the heart of downtown. A lotta crooks and homeless running around as I was walking to the…

Have been to this club too many times to count. I've tried other clubs in SF, but Crazy Horse seems to have the best balance of pretty women (not always though) and fun times. Quite…

I visited on a Thursday evening to see Veronica Rodriguez, a feature porn star who showed up at 11pm. The cover was $26. Right as you walk in, there is a walkway to the stage.…

First visit to the Crazy Horse in a looooonnnggg time. Maybe 10 -15 years First, as mentioned earlier there is a new walled off area on the left as you walk in, just past the…

Crazy Horse is just the type of sleazy strip Joint I like. Leave the other clubs to tourists and business men, the horse is old school SF perviness and something that I enjoy immensely. I’ve…

Came here last Thursday and had taken some notes from some of the other reviews. As you walk in off Market street you enter the lobby (looks like an old style movie theater).…

I came here mostly for the feature, Britney Amber, arguably one of the nicest girls in porn. I paid $26 for cover and tipped the door girl a buck. Perrier out of the vending machine…

I visited on a Wednesday evening. I was hoping to see a redhead named Lena, but I think she stopped working here. The club had about 8 dancers and a 1:1 PL ratio. A new…

Paid a little over $20 to get in and headed straight for the stage - if you sit on the front row and tip a few bucks and you'll get a mini lapdance and a…

I've been here several times over the past few months (mostly on Saturdays). The club looks like a movie theater with rows of seats in the back and the dancing stage at the front. Saturday…

This review covers 2 visits. $20 cover, no alcohol, no id checking. The main room is long with a T shaped catwalkish stage on the far end. There are poles on the stage but they…