Reviews

Happened to be in SF recently, and CH was within a short distance of my hotel. So I was curious and decided to visit. The place itself looks very run down, which matches the proximity…

Beware that coming to Crazy Horse during "off hours" could leave you very disappointed.

I have been to Crazy Horse before (see my review here: tuscl.net) and I decided to make a second visit on a…

The place: I ended up here on a Sunday evening around 9pm. Very nice and polite gal working the door and seemed appreciative when I tipped her a few bucks after getting me ones.…

I visited on a Tuesday night. The place is next to 6th St and Market St, which is known for the homeless people and open drug use. No parking available, but even if there were…

First time going to club. It was $15 to get in which was cool. I was greeted right after paying by a gorgeous girl. She definitely marked me cause as soon as I sat Down…

I am fairly new to the SC scene. My review may be helpful to newer people but less so for veterans.

I was visiting the area on a business trip and decided to check out Crazy…

I’ve stopped in to CH on and off for many years and it’s the worst it has ever been. Staff is nice and so are some of the girls, but most of the dancers just…

I hadn't been back to CH since pre Covid so decided to go for a scouting mission on Monday evening. The club itself has been bought by Deja Vu so I wasn't holding much…

Did not have a good time at Crazy Horse last night. The basic information on the Crazy Horse page here is mostly wrong. Ever since Covid their hours begin at 6 PM if that. Last…

With covid coming down sharply this spring, thought it’d be a good time to check this place out again. Their website technically shows who’s dancing, and saw some classic atf’s. Market st somehow…

This is my favorite SF club mainly for the mileage and that its all nude. Below is my experience. I met this really sexy Asian girl who was a 34B all natural , 28 waist…

I had a short window to pop into a local SC, so I headed to back to the Crazy Horse to see how thing have developed now that things are fairly open. It's been…