The Crazy Horse Reviews

Firstly, for people who know this was THE spot a few years back. I remember it was $140 in the back room and extras friendly and the talent was good. Then SF went through SF things (we all see it online with the struggles of this city) and Covid happened...

What a dump the area has become! Politics aside, this place used to be a bustling area in SF, but now it's completely gone to shit. Came here after attending a Warrior's game and decided to park on one of the nearby streets. Literally as soon as we get out...

I came here on a Sunday. The place was relatively clean, nothing special interior wise, typical strip club vibes. The other guests were a bit sketchy, but that's to be expected in this part of downtown San Francisco. Music was decent, bouncers were friendly.

There were about 5...

It is my first time in San Francisco and I decided to go to this place based on the reviews here. I called the place before hand to find the cover fee which is $20 on a Monday after midnight. I drove to this place, but it looks like there...

I went back to this place after several years. Its the same layout as before but cleaner. It is in the middle of a bad part of the city of SF.
There was decent value for money in terms of mileage, but quality was sub par. I had about 5 LDs...

This is from a visit on Tuesday at 8:30PM. The cover entry was $10, quite reasonable. 8 dancers were advertised, but I only saw 6 during my brief stay. For those of you that have been there pre-COVID, it's very different. It has been remodeled, and isn't...

Prior to the pandemic, I stopped by CH on a somewhat regular basis when I was in town (approx 5-6 times a year) and this was my first time back to the club since 2021 and needless to say it's changed and not for the better.
As others have noted,...

Been going here for many years and have some good memories from pre-covid times. Unfortunately the Crazy Horse has gone downhill with both the management and girls.

$20-30 cover depending on what time you come in. There’s a new seating area in the back which I like, but they charge...

Stopped by in a weekday night and the club was pretty dead. After paying the $20 cover, I walked in and there were just a few girls sitting at tables near the entrance.

I sat down at a table with two Asian girls and after a few minutes of small talk...

I went to the Crazy Horse on a Wednesday evening and I spent most of the whole night there. It was an enjoyable atmosphere where the ladies came around and would sit and talk to the people seated around the establishment. They had an elevated area where you...

Crazy horse has been my go to strip club since 2019. I have always had fun visiting this place in SFO despite it's location in a shady neighborhood. The club itself is well maintained although the seating has changed quite a bit. There's also change in the VIP room setting,...

I came into the CH around 9pm on a Sunday. It was my first time in the club so I just wanted to check inside and decide how to spend my night. I walked through the entrance, paid my cover ($25, maybe), and went into the main part of the...

Went to CH 10pm on a Weds trying to get some wind in my sails after a disappointing experience at New Century Theater. When I walked in the block was pretty quiet -- none of the druggies you sometimes see around that area. At the desk it was clean with...

I went back to CH on a Friday night. Entered around 7PM for discount cover. Only 1-2 ladies working that early. Action usually rolls in after 8PM. The current set up is a bit more open leg room with the seats rather than rows. I had my eye on Isabella...

I visited at the end of May. I hadn't visited since 2017, and had not visited any other club since then. As pathetic as it sounds, I was looking forward to talk to ladies rather than receiving high milage dances. In the same vein, my descriptions of the women will...

I visited Crazy Horse on a Friday night. The surrounding area was littered with homeless people, construction on 6th St, and public drug use. I don't recommend parking nearby or driving to the area. I used rideshare apps to get to and from Crazy Horse.

--Prices--
$25 - entrance fee
$40 -...

Had some time to kill after a Giants game so I headed to the Crazy Horse.

As others have mentioned—neighborhood feels pretty rough. I live in NYC so I feel like I’m usually less sensitive to this than others but even I felt a bit spooked walking around here.

The...

This was my first time back at Crazy Horse in about four years. There have been a lot of changes during that time. First, there is no longer a day shift. The club opens at 7:00 PM now. Second, the club is now part of the Deja Vu family of...

I went back to Crazy Horse for the first time in 8 months. This place has changed A LOT. Whether you think the changes are good or bad depends on what you are looking for in a strip club. Summarized at the bottom of this review.

Here is a quick...

Crazy horse is decent strip club in a sketchy area on market Street with nothing else really around. If you want to drink, you're gonna have to pregame because they don't sell alcohol.

When you walk in, you'll see the front counter. Once you pay the door fee, you'll go...

Rolled up alone on a weeknight so I knew what to expect. The neighborhood is awful and getting to and from the club was sketchy. Inside it was pretty run down, also to be expected. There's like movie theater style seats surrounding the stage. There weren't nearly enough people to...

First trip back to Crazy Horse in five months. Formerly my home club, but Deja Vu ownership and Covid changed that.

There have been some changes, mostly positive ones. Maybe it is a temporary promotion but entry only costs $10 from opening at 7 PM until 9 PM. It's referred...

First time visiting in a few years, the venue was significantly more empty than pre pandemic (although this may have just been the fact that it was early on a Wednesday evening). Just a few guests and a handful of girls (7ish over a few hours).

The neighborhood isn’t great...

I have gotten a lot of high mileage dances in the pre-covid years. Close contact and lot sucking, extra's on the menu from women. This last saturday was the worst experience I have had. Paid $20 for the cover.

First off, the ambience seems to have improved due to new...

So I have been to Crazy Horse pre-pandemic, but this was the first time visiting post-pandemic. The layout is the same, they operate in the same way, still have the 6-8pm free entries, though a $8 minimum drink is a must.

Checked in, sat on an empty table. It was...