Reviews

I went with some friends to The Crazy Horse on a weekend. I thought the place was decent sized with a solid arrangement. My concern with the club was that the girls were not that…

I have some good memories here over the years even though it’s always been filled with 80% dancers that are complete ROBs. The memories came with the other 20% and boy were they fun. Seems…

Came here on a Friday night, hadn't been here since they remodeled the place. The place is pretty tiny compared to other strip clubs, you basically have about 2-3 rows you can sit in, one…

I was in SF for some business on a Wednesday afternoon and finished up early. Traffic was bad so I figured I would kill some time before I headed out. I used to love…

Just flew back from San Francisco, and boy are my arms tried. It was Friday night and I was hoping to see one of my regular gals and also see Fantasy too. I had seen…

Went on Thursday with a few buddies after a show. Since we were at the venue next door for the show, the entry fee was free. No alcohol and drinks were about $5. When we got…

The thesis remains unchanged. The more liberal and fucked up the city, the stricter the rules are at strip clubs. Parked on the side street next to like 10 homeless people. As soon as I stepped outside…

Visited this club on a Monday around 10pm. It’s located in downtown SF on Market street. This is a seedy part of town and receptionist has to buzz you in at the front door. Park…

First time hitting the Crazy Horse, got in just before 9pm and the bartender told me it was happy hour and VIP seating + 2 drinks was $20. A water itself was around $5 and…

Entered Crazy Horse around 7:30 on a Friday night. Paid the $10 entry fee and bought a drink. Sat down to observe the dancers. It was my first time at Crazy Horse, so I wasn’t…

Went for a quick look. Have not been to this place before and was looking for a bit of fun. Basically paid the entry fee, walked in and there were no girls. On the stage…

Went there on a Friday night after a work event. Got there around 8:30, which is early, but there was not much else for me to do. I imagined there would be some crowd on…

Stopped by on my way home after 9pm on a Friday. Club is easy to get to off the local mass transit systems: BART and MUNI. I suggest getting off at the Powell Street station…

I love San Francisco. Union Square, Chinatown, The Embarcadero. The Ferry building, Coit Tower, Fishman Warf and my favorite the Tenderloin. I hit the door of the Crazy Horse around 11PM on Friday Night.…

I’ve noted in earlier reviews that this is the best option in SF right now for those interested in nudity and thin girls. They open early (4pm) on Fridays, so I’d thought I’d check it…

So I visited CH on Thursday night around 2 am. It was clean, the music was fine. The lighting was pretty dim. You could barely see the dancers. I had gone to a conference so…

Visited on Thursday evening around 9pm. The neighborhood is bad. You don’t want to be on the block at night. However once you get inside it’s ok (if a bit grimy). I paid cover (~$20),…

The Venue: I have to be honest, the venue was very underwhelming. This was my first time clubbing in San Francisco, so maybe I'm just not used to it. Long single stage, two rows of…

Unfortunately this is the best option in SF right now for a full-nude club as it has the highest number of stripper-worthy dancers. And the girls here reliably get naked on stage. I ended…

I visited Crazy Horse after nearly 2 years! In other words, this is my first visit post the modifications that the club has undergone recently. Some of the past reviews here accurately describes all the…

We flew into San Francisco for a concert and checked into the hotel. After the show, I had some time to explore, so I decided to head over to the Crazy Horse club on Market…

Came here after going to a concert next door. They waived the entry fee after showing my concert (it was a promotion on their website I believe). Soon as I walked in they asked me…

I had an opportunity to get out and decided on an old stand-by. Crazy Horse is located on Market Street, the main commercial drag in SF. I used to work about three block from this…

Felt like I got scammed upon entry. My friend and I showed up around 1am. The cashier lady said cover is normally $25, but since there was a special performance that night, cover would be…

It was the first time I have ever gone to a strip club, so my review might be more amateurish. So, I reach there around 9pm, and Its completely empty except for the 1 server,…