The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

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SavvySav
Feb 1, 2020, 4:29 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Made a visit to CH last week. Nothing about the place has changed since my last review. The new VIP/lapdance section takes up the entire left side of former theater seats, with no other visible changes to the interior. 

First dropped in at about 12:45p for the happy hour pricing. Door guy notified me that there was only 1 dancer in the building (even though the board and website had 4 dancers listed) and while I appreciated the heads up, I later wish I'd questioned him about posting a misleading list up on the board/website. Anyway, I was already set on coming in and was planning on returning later that evening so I thanked him for the warning and paid the $16 entry. It also didn't hurt that the one dancer was Tiffany. Alas, there was no dancer on the stage for the first 10-15 minutes after I entered. Eventually, I plopped myself in the first row in hopes it would spark some stage action, and soon after, Tiffany made her way to the back and popped out on stage. Nothing new with Tiff-- spreading her moist lips, then coming down to pet your junk while breathing into your ear. I was the only one stageside so she just kept doing this on repeat like a programmed stripper robot until another man sat on the other side of the stage, at which point she just alternated between us. Not a bad little lunch excursion but it also reminded me of how robotic Tiff can be. Although I must say her robotic moves in the booth get the job done.

I returned near 8p later that evening, to about 5-7 dancers on the floor, and sat in the right side theatre seats opposite the VIP section. The first dancer to approach was Khaleesi, whom I'd seen on the schedule but never personally met before. Tallish, blondish, slightly thickish with an attractive face. Took her for a trial $20 dance in the new VIP section and the experience was good but nothing special, though she alluded to more fun in the private room. Afterwards, I enjoyed the stage show from afar until Esmerelda came over to chat. I've had at least 2 sessions with her in years past-- one great and one decent. She sometimes gets a little thick but is looking quite fit at the moment and her face is pretty as ever. I took her for 3 dances in the old lapdance room and she delivered her best dances yet-- good grinds with some sultry moaning that (while fake, i'm sure) worked in the moment. I might have to take Esmerelda to a private room if she looks this good next time I find myself back at the ranch.

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