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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 2 yrs ago
Watch out for Tokyo
reviewed by
lambda019

5.7

I visited at the end of May. I hadn't visited since 2017, and had not visited any other club since then. As pathetic as it sounds, I was looking forward to talk to ladies rather…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Improvements to the venue, but the girls are not as hot as previous ones
reviewed by
Ianfox6

4.7

I visited Crazy Horse on a Friday night. The surrounding area was littered with homeless people, construction on 6th St, and public drug use. I don't recommend parking nearby or driving to the area.…

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published 2 yrs ago
Nickled and Dimed, Wouldn’t Return
reviewed by
MayorBeauJames

4.0

Had some time to kill after a Giants game so I headed to the Crazy Horse.

As others have mentioned—neighborhood feels pretty rough. I live in NYC so I feel like I’m usually less sensitive…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Return to The Crazy Horse
reviewed by
Watchman56

5.0

This was my first time back at Crazy Horse in about four years. There have been a lot of changes during that time. First, there is no longer a day shift. The club opens at…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Crazy Horse has changed - for better or worse depending on what you want
reviewed by
dvlans

5.7

I went back to Crazy Horse for the first time in 8 months. This place has changed A LOT. Whether you think the changes are good or bad depends on what you are looking…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Crazy horse, better than no club, but maybe on the recovery?
reviewed by
Tittytipper69

6.7

Crazy horse is decent strip club in a sketchy area on market Street with nothing else really around.
If you want to drink, you're gonna have to pregame because they don't sell alcohol.

When you…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Solid lap dance in a sketchy neighborhood
reviewed by
JohnFigueroa12

6.3

Rolled up alone on a weeknight so I knew what to expect. The neighborhood is awful and getting to and from the club was sketchy. Inside it was pretty run down, also to be expected.…

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published 2 yrs ago
Deja Vu's Brand of Unappealing Adult Entertainment
reviewed by
MrJDW1

5.7

First trip back to Crazy Horse in five months. Formerly my home club, but Deja Vu ownership and Covid changed that.

There have been some changes, mostly positive ones. Maybe it is a temporary promotion…

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published 2 yrs ago
A Slow Wednesday
reviewed by
ngb3

6.0

First time visiting in a few years, the venue was significantly more empty than pre pandemic (although this may have just been the fact that it was early on a Wednesday evening). Just a few…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Lost money because I trusted a dancer
reviewed by
Regg

5.3

I have gotten a lot of high mileage dances in the pre-covid years. Close contact and lot sucking, extra's on the menu from women. This last saturday was the worst experience I have had. Paid…

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published 2 yrs ago
Few hours at the Centerfolds!
reviewed by
vecayep251

7.7

So I have been to Crazy Horse pre-pandemic, but this was the first time visiting post-pandemic. The layout is the same, they operate in the same way, still have the 6-8pm free entries, though a…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Value has fallen off a cliff
reviewed by
mjpenn07

4.7

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Visited 2/1/23

It had been a couple of months since my last SC visit and I was getting that itch so when an opportunity presented itself, albeit a time constrained one, I headed over to the…