Reviews

With covid coming down sharply this spring, thought it’d be a good time to check this place out again. Their website technically shows who’s dancing, and saw some classic atf’s. Market st somehow…

This is my favorite SF club mainly for the mileage and that its all nude. Below is my experience. I met this really sexy Asian girl who was a 34B all natural , 28 waist…

I had a short window to pop into a local SC, so I headed to back to the Crazy Horse to see how thing have developed now that things are fairly open. It's been…

So many good memories at this club, most likely not possible to make any more. As many are aware, back in September, this club - the last independent SC in SF since MBOT closed - was…

3/18/22 10:00 pm to 12:30 am I had a chance recently to go to a strip club in San Francisco. With my go-to place (Mitchel Brothers O'Farrell Street Theater) closed, I decided on Crazy Horse. This…

Stopped by on a weekend night about a month ago, first time since covid. I don’t think I’ve ever been charged the same amount twice here. Sometimes 15, sometimes 20, sometimes 30. Whatever. Think it…

I have gone to Crazy Horse for years but had not been much since the pandemic. Arrived around 7pm, paid cover to go in. They now open at 6pm so no day shift…

It was a Sunday night and I went there with my friend. Downtown parking is terrible to find and had to pay $40 for a parking garage. We went in around 7pm. There were about…

Ended up at this club during Halloween weekend in SF. I got there around 1030 and when I arrived there were around 5-10 girls working. There was a solid amount of folks in the club.…

Had not been to my home club for months. Was surprised when I approached at 6:20 PM, twenty minutes after the daily scheduled opening, and could see the gate locked across the theater's entrance. One…

I went to CH for the first time in a few years. The club is near downtown San Francisco, so there is no parking. Due to the common car break-ins, I parked in…

Place: this strip club is near the Tenderloin neighborhood which is one of the worst areas of San Francisco. There are a ton of homeless people camping around the club entrance and on both sides…

Along with other Bay Area and California businesses, masks are now again required at Crazy Horse. I am writing to correct the impressions in the most recent review by lookslong. He reported he used to…

I used to live in SF and went to CH often. Hadn't been in 5+ years until tonight. Nothing has changed there in years. Same layout. I have never seen girls…

Just got all my shots and wanted to see what the outside world was like after a long hibernation, so of course I went down to the ol’ CH. Well in a word, it was…

Crazy Horse, while not in a great part of SF, is a very old-school-esque type of club where the dancers are quite loose and the action is quite fun especially in the back rooms. There's a…

I went last sunday. The entry price was $21 and they had me fill out a questionnare. They didnt scan my id, like some other strip clubs do. There was one couple sitting near the…

I posted a positive review of Crazy Horse from my first visit back two weeks ago. Visited again last night and things are going in the wrong direction. Like other PLs my decision whether to…

OMG My home club finally re-opened on March 5th. There is new management and it shows. They even replaced the wobbly toilet seat in the men's room. Due to Covid restrictions face masks are worn…

I was here on a Tuesday sometime in late January. When I entered the club at 7:50PM, I was the only customer. No kidding! There was Sharlette dancing on the stage and 2 other girls…

Stopped in on a Friday evening and paid the $26 cover. It seemed a lot less busier than Friday evenings that I've come in on in the past but maybe it was just a slow…

The club is located on a major street in union square. It is right next to a small concert hall. I went there a night there was a rapper named tripper red and there was…

Went to gold's club around 12 PM. Paid $16 dollars for admission. There were about 3-5 dancers within an hour. Ended up meeting Tiffany who I feel is drop dead gorgeous. Know people talk about…

Made a visit to CH last week. Nothing about the place has changed since my last review. The new VIP/lapdance section takes up the entire left side of former theater seats, with no other visible…

I like Crazy Horse - a lot! I always visit when I get to SF, and I'm rarely disappointed. It's a bit of a dive so be warned. It's not glamorous, and…