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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 2 yrs ago
Deja Vu's Brand of Unappealing Adult Entertainment
reviewed by
MrJDW1

5.7

First trip back to Crazy Horse in five months. Formerly my home club, but Deja Vu ownership and Covid changed that.

There have been some changes, mostly positive ones. Maybe it is a temporary promotion…

review
published 2 yrs ago
A Slow Wednesday
reviewed by
ngb3

6.0

First time visiting in a few years, the venue was significantly more empty than pre pandemic (although this may have just been the fact that it was early on a Wednesday evening). Just a few…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Lost money because I trusted a dancer
reviewed by
Regg

5.3

I have gotten a lot of high mileage dances in the pre-covid years. Close contact and lot sucking, extra's on the menu from women. This last saturday was the worst experience I have had. Paid…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Few hours at the Centerfolds!
reviewed by
vecayep251

7.7

So I have been to Crazy Horse pre-pandemic, but this was the first time visiting post-pandemic. The layout is the same, they operate in the same way, still have the 6-8pm free entries, though a…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Value has fallen off a cliff
reviewed by
mjpenn07

4.7

CH

Visited 2/1/23

It had been a couple of months since my last SC visit and I was getting that itch so when an opportunity presented itself, albeit a time constrained one, I headed over to the…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Not worth it
reviewed by
Cantbeserious

4.7

Happened to be in SF recently, and CH was within a short distance of my hotel. So I was curious and decided to visit. The place itself looks very run down, which matches the proximity…

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published 2 yrs ago
Beware of getting scammed if you visit during off hours
reviewed by
dvlans

4.3

Beware that coming to Crazy Horse during "off hours" could leave you very disappointed.

I have been to Crazy Horse before (see my review here: tuscl.net) and I decided to make a second visit on a…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Great value if you aren’t a baller
reviewed by
FoxyTandE

8.0

The place: I ended up here on a Sunday evening around 9pm. Very nice and polite gal working the door and seemed appreciative when I tipped her a few bucks after getting me ones.…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Uneventful Tuesday Night
reviewed by
Ianfox6

4.3

I visited on a Tuesday night. The place is next to 6th St and Market St, which is known for the homeless people and open drug use. No parking available, but even if there were…

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published 2 yrs ago
First time at a club
reviewed by
Bsrupkiz

8.0

First time going to club. It was $15 to get in which was cool. I was greeted right after paying by a gorgeous girl. She definitely marked me cause as soon as I sat Down…

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published 2 yrs ago
Mixed bag on a Sunday evening
reviewed by
dvlans

6.7

I am fairly new to the SC scene. My review may be helpful to newer people but less so for veterans.

I was visiting the area on a business trip and decided to check out Crazy…

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published 2 yrs ago
Too much hustle
reviewed by
palmtrees

5.3

I’ve stopped in to CH on and off for many years and it’s the worst it has ever been. Staff is nice and so are some of the girls, but most of the dancers just…