The Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
Reviews
Submit a ReviewGood Time at CH (+Extras)
Bored on a Friday night and have had fun times at the Crazy Horse before (especially compared to other SC in SF which are really bad/low mileage).
PLACE: Got in around midnight, paid a $20 cover…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(XTRA069)
zeiss123
Mar 28, 2024, 10:20 AM
A 5-star girl in a 3-star club
I was staying downtown for a convention at Moscone this week. I booked my hotel late and everything on the right side of Sixth St. was full, so I was deep in the taint of…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(ctrlurself)
Bybon
Mar 22, 2024, 12:27 PM
Just checking in
Stopped by mid-week a few weeks ago since I was in the area and had some time to kill even though I have not had a very good time here lately. I keep hoping it…
palmtrees
Feb 16, 2024, 5:54 AM
Good time, but it’s a journey to get there!
Firstly, for people who know this was THE spot a few years back. I remember it was $140 in the back room and extras friendly and the talent was good. Then SF went through SF…
fredoo
Feb 7, 2024, 7:32 PM
"SF has become a dump" - Me (a local)
What a dump the area has become! Politics aside, this place used to be a bustling area in SF, but now it's completely gone to shit. Came here after attending a Warrior's game and decided…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(BuckMcNutter)
trapdoor
Jan 26, 2024, 2:40 PM
Fun Trip To Crazy Horse, Got What I Came For
I came here on a Sunday. The place was relatively clean, nothing special interior wise, typical strip club vibes. The other guests were a bit sketchy, but that's to be expected in this…
Sfclubguy7
Jan 20, 2024, 5:14 PM
A positively weird first visit to this club
It is my first time in San Francisco and I decided to go to this place based on the reviews here. I called the place before hand to find the cover fee which is $20…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(PutaTester)
WilsonReal
Jan 18, 2024, 1:17 PM
Good Value for money.
I went back to this place after several years. Its the same layout as before but cleaner. It is in the middle of a bad part of the city of SF.
There was decent value for…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(caseyx)
jay_graven
Dec 16, 2023, 1:44 AM
Not worth the time due to the lack of dancers
This is from a visit on Tuesday at 8:30PM. The cover entry was $10, quite reasonable. 8 dancers were advertised, but I only saw 6 during my brief stay. For those of…
Norge
Dec 15, 2023, 9:23 PM
A lot different than before, not for the better
Prior to the pandemic, I stopped by CH on a somewhat regular basis when I was in town (approx 5-6 times a year) and this was my first time back to the club since 2021…
rdsf8786
Nov 26, 2023, 9:10 AM
Gone downhill
Been going here for many years and have some good memories from pre-covid times. Unfortunately the Crazy Horse has gone downhill with both the management and girls.
$20-30 cover depending on what time you come…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(MrJDW1)
palmtrees
Oct 3, 2023, 10:54 PM
Expensive for the experience
Stopped by in a weekday night and the club was pretty dead. After paying the $20 cover, I walked in and there were just a few girls sitting at tables near the entrance.
I sat down…
ngb3
Sep 20, 2023, 4:35 PM

