The Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
Reviews
Submit a ReviewThree visits to Crazy Horse
This is a review of three visits I made to the Crazy Horse over a one week period. I was in San Francisco for business and had intended to stop at several clubs, but wound…
Watchman56
Jun 27, 2019, 3:59 AM
Not a bad way to spend an early afternoon on Monday
I counted 6 girls working on Monday afternoon.
Pebbles: Pretty, tall Filipina, long black hair, large real tits
Tiffany: Pretty, slender, petite Asian, long black hair, large fake tits
Charli: thick black girl, long black hair, large fake…
fnbickle
Jun 25, 2019, 5:06 AM
Not recommended....very poor, dismal atmosphere
Let me start off by saying I would not recommend Crazy Horse. The AC was broken and it was uncomfortable.
I arrived at 8pm on a Wednesday night and stayed until about 10.
There were…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(rh48hr)
bullsi
Jun 13, 2019, 1:01 AM
A slow night, but a great one.
My wife and I visited on Monday night at the end of memorial day weekend. This was my wife's third trip to a strip club and first Nude club. We knew it was…
ALEXCT
May 28, 2019, 4:46 AM
Another Consistently Good Time
Went here after a late day at work again. Good time tipping a few fun girls on the stage and a very memorable and fun lap dance with Justine again.
Pretty quiet…
4 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(SFO_CurvLover)
SFO_CurvLover
May 19, 2019, 2:06 PM
One of the best
Went on a Sunday afternoon after spending some time at Union Square. The club was well location within walking distance from Union Square. The club was clean. Great selection of music. The staff were professional.…
4 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(sololava43)
bboss916
May 19, 2019, 5:01 AM
Back On The Horse
Had a free night so I dropped by for the happy hour pricing after the old 10-5 (i.e. normal hours in the tech world that has overrun SF). I don't have anything new to add…
SavvySav
May 12, 2019, 4:38 PM
more miss than hit
Man, I don't know about this place. There are times when it can be great, but some times it's not worth it. Went around 7 pm on a Tuesday. There were probably…
uncleray
May 1, 2019, 9:36 PM
Never disappointed
I've been going to CH for years now and it's generally always a good time. I'd been going for a while before I met Tiffany, and I gotta say she's the best girl working…
6 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Arnold Duk)
markoff
Apr 29, 2019, 12:02 PM
Keep going back
As the title says I keep going back. I've been a regular for over a decade now and somehow this place draws me back. It's been easily accessible so I guess that could be one…
falc1973
Apr 24, 2019, 8:00 AM
Things used to be better -- but I'm addicted
I have frequented Crazy Horse for many years now. And times used to be better -- no doubt, but I'm addicted and the pickings here in SF have generally gone down but I still…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(BuckMcNutter)
chadwick8
Apr 22, 2019, 5:09 PM
a pleasant surprise
I haven’t been here in years and had a few depressing outings the last time i went regularly. decided to swing by for old times sake.
Thursday night at 10 was pretty busy. 15ish girls, most…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(ugu925)
ugu925
Apr 9, 2019, 4:29 AM
The place is meh at best
There was 1-2 girls that I would consider to be “good”. The rest are average at best. If you like Asians then they have a few.
The place was super dead during “happy hour” and seems…
Viewer21733
Apr 8, 2019, 3:15 AM
waste of time, sorta
So I went in a couple weeks back cause traffic going across the bridge was ridiculous. I figured I would rather at least sit down and see some naked women. Well that's about all that…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(sololava43)
sololava43
Apr 6, 2019, 6:50 AM
Weak Friday Night
Came here on a Friday night with a buddy. There was about a 2:1 PL to dancer ratio, so seats were reasonably filled up. I opted to get a 3 for $100 VIP with a…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(caseyx)
oj4orange
Apr 2, 2019, 5:00 AM
SF is starting to tank -- but there are still some gems here
I went to Crazy Horse on a Friday afternoon -- probably got there around 4 pm. I have been a regular customer here for a number of years -- though off and on.…
Chadd44
Mar 25, 2019, 9:41 PM
Cool place: he girls really vary, although some are definitely worth the visit...
Interesting setup, with cinema seating and dancers doing 3 songs (clothed, then topless, then fully nude) for people around the pole. Away from the pole most of the girls were sat near the entrance, and…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Macarther)
Mahnnaa
Mar 20, 2019, 9:08 PM
Still trying to give Crazy Horse a try but still not worth it
Wanted to give the good old crazy horse another try. Not many good options in SF nowadays. Have been going to Gold Club Centerfolds in Sacramento, but that's such a haul and felt…
Fear51
Mar 8, 2019, 7:08 PM
Not your regular strip club - it is a theatra with row seating
This is a theatre not your regular strip club. There are a number of seats in a theatre setting and a long catwalk.
There is also no parking so you have to figure out parking on…
SamBan
Mar 1, 2019, 7:53 PM
Keeps grabbing me back in
Frequent Tuscl'r trying to steer clear of this place but when there is no where else to go in this city, you have no other choice. Was once again in the area and I decided…
daniel99
Feb 27, 2019, 3:13 AM
Not what it used to be
I haven't been to the CH for a couple of years. Nothing has changed except the day shift is slower than ever. It's a place that has always felt run down, old and shabby so…
dumbluck
Feb 9, 2019, 3:16 PM
Welcome to SFO and the HIGH Prices
So i guess the strip clubs think everyone that visits or lives in this city was either an Angel investor in FB or Google ? THat's what dances are 40-$50 a pop ?…
4 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(BuckMcNutter)
BuckMcNutter
Feb 8, 2019, 7:04 PM
Just kinda meh, don't waste your time
Was in San Francisco and due to some booking problems, ended up in this area and figured I'd stop by the closest place to check it out, especially since some of the reviews said it…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Fear51)
thisishowwedoit
Feb 8, 2019, 8:57 AM
How bad can it really get?
Came here in Monday Dec 17th at about 11pm.
Never thought it would get this bad here. I came in when I saw an old favorite on the dancer board, but later I find that…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(PutaTester)
bitterdbag
Jan 15, 2019, 8:11 AM
super slow afternoon
It was so slow even Tiff was not busy when i went in. i sat stage side when i fist got in there and shakira climbed off the stage and into my lap for a…
sololava43
Jan 13, 2019, 4:21 AM
