The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Decent value with awkward seating. Great place when there are feature performers.

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Vanadis2001
Sep 15, 2019, 8:28 PM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

Came here on a Saturday. It's a theater layout so seating is sometimes awkward as everyone is in rows facing the stage and it makes it hard for the dancers to come to you unless you're at the edge of the aisle. Though it's not packed enough that you won't eventually get noticed and approached. Overall, the place is slightly run down and worn. Not upscale, but not super dirty, it is an okay in between. Cover was $30 and the front desk was nice enough. The area itself is on a big street so safe enough as long as you don't wander around outside north into the Tenderloin.

There were about 15-20 girls working. A mix of all ethnicities (white, asian, black, hispanic). For the most part, they are friendly though 1 Russian one was way too aggressive trying to pull me up when I told her no repeatedly. They do sometimes have well known porn stars as guest performers so check the calendar first to see who is coming.

The quality of the girls is passable, there were 2 great looking ones and the rest were maybe 5-6's.

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