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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 11 yrs ago
So I made a quickie visit...
reviewed by
ea

6.7

So I made a quickie visit when I ha to do an errand downtown. The value here is always probably the best in SF, but the obvious tradeoff is the run down environment.

My plan was…

review
published 11 yrs ago
This is by far my favorite...
reviewed by
jdoebasher

8.7

This is by far my favorite club in San Francisco. Girls are service oriented ;)

I went in to see the featured dancer Tori Black and wasn't disappointed with any of the house dancers either. They…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Crazy Horse used to be a...
reviewed by
stripclubroamer

5.7

Crazy Horse used to be a great club with good value for money. However, past few months have been a disaster. The price for "old booths" where more fun can be had has been increased…

review
published 11 yrs ago
I was in the City on...
reviewed by
DanLimsf10

7.0

I was in the City on a Tuesday night with a few hours to kill so I decided to head over to Crazy Horse Theatre. Since this was a Tuesday night, I wasn't expecting much…

review
published 11 yrs ago
This is my favorite San Francisco...
reviewed by
avendel2

7.7

This is my favorite San Francisco club by far. It's a little different than your typical place given the theater arrangement.

There is only one room. That's because it's literally an old movie…

review
published 11 yrs ago
I'm not a heavy frequenter or...
reviewed by
tuscl

7.3

I'm not a heavy frequenter or strip clubs, but I've got to say, crazy horse is one of the best I've been to. The ladies there were all well above average from what I've seen,…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Not sure exactly how many dancers...
reviewed by
calhoss

6.7

Not sure exactly how many dancers were on duty - some kept appearing and disappearing and I didn't really count.

What I like about Crazy Horse is it allows dancers to come off the stage…

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published 11 yrs ago
This club is becoming more Hit...
reviewed by
duduma

7.0

This club is becoming more Hit and Miss. I had a good time on Saturday Visit on Late October. But did not have that much good time on the Sunday Visit, and this Monday visit,…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Crazy Horse can be very hot!...
reviewed by
supercoach

9.0

Crazy Horse can be very hot! The stage is only used at the beginning of a dance. The dancer (or sometimes two together) come down a long runway. There are seats all…

review
published 11 yrs ago
I have mixed feelings about this...
reviewed by
Julius5555

8.0

I have mixed feelings about this club. It was my first time and I went close to closing time around 2 am. There were few dancers and some of them were very attractive, without…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Visited the place on a Saturday...
reviewed by
voldemort

6.0

Visited the place on a Saturday night. This is a decent club with some theatre style seating and a long ramp where the girls dance. If you want to just sit back and relax, I'd…

review
published 11 yrs ago
I was here on Friday Oct...
reviewed by
bitterdbag

6.0

I was here on Friday Oct 11th around 3pm.

Club #2 on this lunch time strip club foray. My go to club, Crazyhorse. I soured recently on the horse because of the raised…