Club Madonna

Was in south beach for a work conference. Wanted to go to Rivers but by the time I got out of a late dinner it was just too far. My hotel was…

Miami Beach, FL. Saturday night. Just came from E11even. Wanted to check out the two beach area clubs. I understand the repuation wasn't great but I like to see this stuff for…

Work sent me on a business trip to Miami Beach and I had one entire day to enjoy to myself. I explored and did all the sightseeing during the day and figured…

You would expect something decent from such a large tourist destination like South Beach. However, this is one of the most rattiest shit hole of a club that I've ever been to.…

This club absolutely reeks I mean stinks / smells. It's unreal how they don't tend to it - I mean holy smokes it just smells like hot garbage especially on the…

It seems every trip I’ve taken recently is midweek business travel. And my most recent trip down to Miami Beach was no exception. Unfortunately that means my only opportunity to check out…

I was in Miami Beach and didn’t want to go across the bridge into Miami. While Miami has lots of great options for fun, this is the only SC on the beach…

Visited Club Madonna for the first time ever and have to say its a nice looking place. While charging a full $20 entrance fee at 3am on a slow Monday is…

This place is dead. I stayed on Miami beach for a week and had an Airbnb on the Oceanview, so tried to find a place with walking distance after dinner. There was…

tl;dr: Listen to all the reviews and do NOT come here. A buddy and I stumbled into this place basically on accident while walking the streets of Miami at 2am after several hours…

Found myself in Miami Beach with a couple of hours to kill on a Monday night. Didn't feel like spending anything on an Uber over to the mainland, so I gave…

What a sad sad place. Madonna was one of my first experiences SC'ing. It gave me a good time for cheap (or so younger me thought). So I gave it more chances…

Was here with a couple of friends. Great setup and loved the seating. Very comfortable. It wasn't too busy when I got in. First reaction was dancers are beyond their prime, except…

I came by this place on a Thursday evening around 3 am as last out stop before bed as I was staying in a hotel across the street. Walked inside and didn’t…

I had a few hours to spend in South Beach so I thought to check this place out. I found street parking a few blocks from the club. Then I had a…

South Beach Florida has some of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my life. Im talking not even real, perfect, cover girl gorgeous women, but I guess none of…

Ok, as said before, high cover charge, but here is where things get really weird - they can only serve beer and wine, the wine/champagne they serve is .005% alcohol, tastes like…

Was in town for work and my hotel was literally around the corner, so I figured why not. Went in on a Sunday early evening. Club was nice and clean, a little…

So being in miami you expect people not to speak english but because they speak spanish. This club had door girls, bouncers, floor men, all Russian and barely knowing english. Walked…

Based upon reputation I wasn't expecting much. Given that my expectations were low, I was somewhat pleasantly surprised. The location is easy to get to for vacation goers as it is walking…

Was staying in Miami Beach and this was within walking distance. Looks like a nice club but definitely is a club with majority of tourists. The girls were nice but pushy at…

Well. First the cover price was 20 dollars. And Just the cover. I believe that the service was pretty good. The servers were great. The only thing I believe that wasn't…

After a few nights in Miami Beach you're bound to spend way too much money in overpriced cocktails, and let your impaired judgement drag you to bad decisions. Madonna is the only…

I recently moved to South Beach and have been seeing advertisements for Madonna all over the place and had walked by it alot. Decided to check it out one day when I…

My brief experience last summer at Madonna was similar to some I've read about in other reviews. Staying nearby on business, so stopped in. $20 cover charge reasonable if it…

Well, the reviews you read about this place nearly being a con game were correct for my visit in Fall 2015. Before describing the problems, first, the upside: The girls…

It's 20$ for (admission fee) just to get in. That shouldn't stop you from going in. Pretty pricey but it's totally worth it. The club may look pretty small but the dancers…

When I went here for my 18th birthday several years ago, I thought this was the best place in the whole world. But I was only 18 and had little options of…

This is a club where the management hustles the girls for every cent, and the girls in turn hustle the customers. It's not a good club. That said, the girls…

Some people are a bit too critical of this spot. Its not the greatest, and sure your money doesn't go too far, but the girls are nice. I'd say its a fair…

I have walked past this place a few times before finally going in. They usually have girls sitting outside trying to convince you to come in. Once you go in, be prepared…

So I went here last monday with my wife. We usually go to strip clubs in usa, this has been the worst. I obviously read bad reviews everywhere but…

I finally went back to this club after many years of not being in the area. Maybe it is because I am no longer 18 and this was the first club…

My girlfriend and I went to south beach to party with some friends for the holidays. We ended up going to Club Modonna around 1am on Sunday. The door charged $20 for…

When I planned a business trip down to South Beach I was super excited. I had heard the rumors about how great the strip clubs were down there. While this may be…

I was really interested in the club because of the bad reviews. But I have to say when I decided to pass by they had the most beautiful women, so beautiful I…

I went to the club not too long ago with a friend. We decided to stop by and have a few drinks seeing as this is the only club in South Beach.…

I danced at Club Madonna on a Thursday night around 9 p.m. The club itself is pretty ok. Not write as nice as Vivid Lice but it's pretty nice. There are 2…

This review was from a few months ago when I was in town for the holidays. I unfortunately did not read the reviews for this club before I went or I would…

Avoid this place if you can. I did read about this place and I still went because I was going to another bar a little bit later. They charged me…

I was super trashed when I came here about a year ago. And I don't remember the ambience that well. I mostly remember the time i spent with one gorgeus…

i worked at this club a little over 1 year ago.... how do i rate this experience i had here... HORRIBLE!!! the girls that they had working here would wait at the door for…

I've been to this club twice, the girls are pretty hot but are pushy..and the club has like 3 small stages and pretty much every table has a pole, even though there…

DO NOT GO HERE! WHAT A RIPOFF!! Paid $300 for the VIP room with this average looking dancer. Thought it would be a private room and I would get some extras...especially for…

Stopped by this club on my visit to Miami because it was at a convenient location and I saw the ads for it on every other taxi on Collins. So I…

Went to this club with my wife while visiting south beach. There were ads for it everywhere and I hadn't seen other clubs in the area we stayed so I didn't…

Went to south beach on vacation and decided to stop by. The venue was pretty nice and upscale looking, but the stages are a little odd. 3 stages and one girl to…

Club Madonna is, in a few words, perhaps the most disappointing strip club in South Florida. You would think that the talent in the club would match the talent walking around South…

Sometimes you have to just see for yourself. That's what happened to me. Others have said this place is a ripoff, but I decided to try it anyway. Big mistake.…

Came out to South Beach a day before the Ultra festival started so I could hang out with some friends of mine that came down for New York. My close buddy wanted…

I was in South Beach and this place was close walking distance to my hotel. There are way better clubs and wouldn't go here again. It is a $20 dollar…

I was very unimpressed by this club--was down in miami for work and given the girls you see just walking down the street i would have expected much more from the clubs.…

been to this club before but now it doesnt seem too appealing. the dances where kinda lame. call me crazy but i want my stripper to have a bit more pop in…

Really hit or miss. Most of the girls are utterly disgusting. But there can be one or two total gems working. The regular lap dance area is upstairs away from the bouncers…

Me and a couple of friends decided to have a first stripclub experience, and since we were all over 21 we decided club Madonna. They were was a wide variety of girls…

Well a few buddies came to town and wanted to go to a strip club, and since most of them were under 21 i was forced to hafta take them to club…

For a Friday night I was expecting more action. I came in around 12:30 am. The crowd started to pick around 2am. That was new for me. But that's Miami. People likely…

Took a buddy from out of town around South Beach recently and we got kinda drunk so we decided to go check out Madonnas around 2am. Now, I usually stay away from…

Went in on a Sunday night pretty late. The talent was Alright only. they hustle hard here. Alot of latin dancers, some attractive some average and cute and some that i would…

Well it seems like this is more of a tourist destination, not bad for the "Non" strip club going folks, but those who frequent these places this is NOT the place to…

As I made my annual pilgramage to SoBe I visited Club Madonna. Maybe I wasn't as drunk as I had previously been before going here but the quality of the girls was…

This club, located right on Washington Avenue near the heart of the South Beach Art Deco district, suffers greatly from its ritzy location. First, the traffic over the causeway from Miami…

This club is good is you want to have some good lap dances from very pretty girls. Other than that it doesnt, cover is expensive $20. They dont sell beer with alcohol.…

This club is nice in a lot of ways. The layout is awesome with many small stand up stages all over the place with one main stage-not surprisingly, in the middle.…

Huge ripoff. When I walk in a bigtitted columbian sits down on my lap telling me about the two for one ld special. I get there, and she tells me that for…

Good club if you are looking to spend a lot, and the girls are your main concern. As soon as I walked in, not one, but TWO beautiful women were trying…

Every time I wind up in Miami Beach I wind up at Club Madonna. Every time I wind up at Club Madonna, I spend a descent amount of money and leave happy.…

Why do I keep making the same PL mistake -- going back to a club that I have never enjoyed, when I should have known better. After paying the $20, I…

I visited this club one Saturday night with my tattoo artist and best friend a couple of years ago. The outside of the club is brightly lit and most of the time…

I checked out this club when I visited the city. Overall, it is disappointing experience although the layout seems okay. I spent at least $250 and it was not worthwhile. Once I…

Lots of dancers were on shift, it was friday night. The girls were, like other reviews have mentioned, pretty rude. I remember one girl approached me asking for a dance, I declined,…

This club has a good amoount of hot dancers but the problem with the club is that the value is terrible. Because it's on South Beach the club is not allowed to…

The club has a main stage where the dancer performs mediocre, but it didn't matter, as soon as I sat down i had 2 beautiful dancers sitting on my lap shoving their…

I'm ususally pretty liberal in my reviews but I mean it "don't waste your time", From the from door greeting to the lousy decor inside, this palce manages to combime all of…

Went to this club with a girlfriend who really wanted to go to a strip club. Since we were in the area we decided to check it out. Cover charge…

Tried it out during a recent visit to the area. Pretty quiet, maybe 5-8 performers and just a couple other customers. Friendly greeter but others, while hot, were more aloof.…

After clubbing one night with a couple of friends, my best friend's girlfriend throws out the idea of going to a strip club. Of course all the guys didnt hesitate to agree…

It went far better this visit, than the previous one. I just got out of work and went out for a last minute bday party for a coworker. The party went great…

Didn't really want to go here from the reviews but it was within walking distance. Decided to check it out. 20 dollars for men and 10 for women. We…

i was visiting miami and decided to pop into Club Madonna.it was a huge mistake. first of all they wanted $20 cover charge. i sat down in a chair, there was one girl…

I went here one time with some friends and I wasnt too impressed. The girls didn't give too great dances and seemed to squeeze every dollar out of you. Not only that…

Went here after the UM vs. FSU game. Some venezuelan guy was bugging everyone about it, so i was the brave one, said I would show him where it was.…

Per NBC Miami Web Site 09/10/09: "Sex isn't the only thing that you can't get in Club Madonna's version of the Champagne Room. You can also forget about the champagne or any other…

Went there while visiting the beach with friends. I know it's the offseason so maybe it's different during the spring. This club is strange 20 to get in. Alot…

I am posting brief reviews only. My interest is high-contact LD with 21 to 27 year olds. I travel all over the world on business. Photography is my job,…

I have never written a bad review of a club before now. My wife and I were at this club at 9:30 in the evening. Dancers would come over and…

Went by several evenings. $20 entrance fee. Had a good time every night. Met Jennifer the first time and we had a fun time talking and getting dances. Unfortunately, she was just…

The dancers were good looking, but the club is really becoming overrun with offshore talent. the talent is good looking, but not really what I am looking for. The atmosphere is as it…