Club Madonna
1527 Washington Ave Miami Beach, FL 33139

been to this club before but...

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Synic
Nov 17, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

been to this club before but now it doesnt seem too appealing. the dances where kinda lame. call me crazy but i want my stripper to have a bit more pop in her routine. the bouncer to the upstairs was eyeing me like a hawk. i got the offer for extra but i declined since it looked liek the bouncer was gonna practically be a front row audiance member to the show. my girl was alright nothing worth the money for. like i would go to a strip club to find something different that i dont normally get like a black chick or an asian with pointy nipples, this time it was a white girl who had some shaving bumps on the inside of her thighs. i know cause she had her legs around me like i was gonna wear her like a crown.....no unpleasant odors ust alot of perfume tho...like down there.watevs. i might be more harsh with the number review giving it a 6 considering its the only strip club on south beach but my expectations are high now that ive had a fair share of clubs. i like scarletts more, i guess its more electrifying, more options. more drinks. more everything. ...so maybe when it comes to south beach since its the only one its 10/10? but in all of florida for sure not.

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