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Rejected Review

Solid

Club Madonna
1527 Washington Ave Miami Beach, FL 33139
Been around for years. Always pretty solid. Almost feels like a club more then a strip club. Not sure what else you want me to write. Girls are cool. Good place to check out if In South beach. This is a pretty long review. Reviews are usually a few lines. If you wanted a book you shouldn’t have called it a review

Adjudicators

DickyDoo2
Not Enough Club Details
IfIGottaBeDamned
Not Enough Club Details TUSCL Review Guidelines: Your review will be read by other community members for approval, so please read review guidelines. Your review should be at least 4 solid paragraphs, with 4-7 sentences each. PLACE: One paragraph should describe the PLACE. Mention cleanliness, thug factor, music level, dj annoyance factor, lighting, etc. PEOPLE: Another paragraph should describe the PEOPLE. How were the dancers. How many were there? What ethnicities did you see? Did they seem happy to see you? PRICE: A third paragraph should be about PRICE. Don't say drinks, dances, cover charge, etc. were cheap or expensive. Tell us the actual costs! At least one paragraph should summarize with three or four sentences describing why you would or would not return to the club. Content and length are the two most important factors to consider. Be wordy. Fill the review box. One or two sentence reviews aren't helpful to anyone. Give a LOT of details in your review (club layout, atmosphere, dance quality, etc.). Spelling, grammar, and punctuation count. Do not use ALL CAPITAL LETTERS! When composing a review, spell check it. Be honest. You can go into explicit detail of the private dances. Just be careful with names if you think it may get someone in trouble. Pro Tip 1: Think about what you would like to tell your good buddy about a place he's never been to. Pro Tip 2: Think about the business traveler that is sitting in his hotel room with only time enough to hit one club in this new town. Let him know why he should or should not visit. We have a zero tolerance policy for plagiarism. If we find out you submit a review as your own from another site, your account will be deleted.
QrickQ
Not Enough Club Details Read the other reviews on this site. Thg best ones are over 5 paragraphs long and give all sorts of details about the club, the prices, the dancers. Don't think that its too much to ask that you do a good half hour of work for 4 weeks of VIP access
tuscl
Not Enough Club Details Shill Review or Club Ad
grand1511
Not Enough Club Details This is awful. Give some actual information. Costs? Mileage? Club vibe? Try harder.
the mighty quinn
Not Enough Club Details