A little better than expected
Found myself in Miami Beach with a couple of hours to kill on a Monday night. Didn't feel like spending anything on an Uber over to the mainland, so I gave Madonna's a try. Based on some of the reviews, I wasn't expecting much, but it was a little better than expected.
The place didn't open until 10 PM and not much was going on. There's a circular main stage in the middle, with seating arranged in a circle all around it. Seating was mini-couches, which I liked. Dancers could get close while chatting you up. Two side stages as you first come in, near the bar. There's a lap dance area upstairs, with more mini couches. It's out in the open and the bouncer has a good view of things and, at least when I was there, he made sure there was no two-way contact. There's an upstairs VIP area where I didn't go. Forget the exact price, but it was well north of $300, and I wasn't interested in spending that kind of $$.
Maybe about 6 dancers working. Two younger ones (early 20s) and about four older ones. I got dances ($25) from two of the older dancers. Looks were OK and both had big natural tits, which make up for a lot in my book. As noted, dances were one-way contact only.
All in all, a good but not great experience.
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