Club Madonna is, in a few...

Club Madonna is, in a few words, perhaps the most disappointing strip club in South Florida. You would think that the talent in the club would match the talent walking around South Beach -- definitely not the case. They immediately get you at the door -- $20 just for entry. Once inside the club is nice, spacious with a main center stage another side stage for "busy nights." The ironic thing is that Club Madonna never gets too busy, which based on just how packed just about every other South Florida strip club gets on Fri/Sat nights should in itself tell you something. The talent isn't terrible. Most girls are pretty average. Good variety of Latin, Black and Eastern European girls. While the girls themselves don't come around asking for tips, many will come sit on your lap to solicit you into lap dances upstairs. The lap dances again are a rip off. $25 "no touching" or $40 "with touching" (WTF?!?). If you negotiate hard enough you can usually touch for the $25 price, but your hands won't roam as freely as in other South Florida strip clubs. Mediocre mileage if you ask me. There are champagne rooms, but those are a rip off as well. Though I did not partake, my friend did. $450 later and all he got was some sparkling cider and a HJ (again, terrible for South Florida standards). Oh, and there's no open bar.

To summarize, no open bar, low mileage, high prices and mediocre girls.