Ugliest Dancers Ever

tl;dr: Listen to all the reviews and do NOT come here.

A buddy and I stumbled into this place basically on accident while walking the streets of Miami at 2am after several hours of binge drinking. Location wise, this SC is in a great spot right in the heart of Miami Beach, within walking distance of several hotels. So it’s in a completely safe and central location.

Inside the club, it’s a pretty standard offering, although I didn’t really explore the facilities (and was hammered) so may be missing a lot details. But you walk into a check-in area with the usual ATM setup, we paid our $20 cover each, and then veered to the left into the club. There’s a central dancefloor right in the middle with a pole, surrounded by different seating areas. I remember feeling that it was a bit grimmey inside, definitely not an upscale place you could wear a suit to. That’s about all I remember honestly.