Ugliest Dancers Ever
Published April 1, 2022 · 2 min read
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- 59Approved·I've only heard bad things about this place. I recall it looking very tacky from the outside.
- mikeymApproved·When people ask the top 10 clubs in the world, I got Hong Kong and Adelita in TJ, Diamond Dolls and Cheetah in Pompano, Desire and Rhode Island Dolls, Baby Dolls in Dallas, Flight Club in Michigan, Outer Space in Philly, and Club Madonna in South Beach. April Fools.
- bigdonkeyApproved·This place has always sucked all forms of ass, even those not wanting to be sucked.
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