Club Madonna
1527 Washington Ave Miami Beach, FL 33139

I was very unimpressed by this...

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heed
Nov 17, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

I was very unimpressed by this club--was down in miami for work and given the girls you see just walking down the street i would have expected much more from the clubs. I went with two friends and the place had only a handful of people in it. There was one girl on stage and a number of completely bored looking girls just standing around. The club was not that clean--at least the seats werent. Girls came over to test us out and see if we were worth their time. We were quoted a price for a dance upstairs in a fairly open, but empty area.--it was something like $20 not to bad. That turned out to be just the price to be taken upstairs for the upsell--it was an absolutely horrible dance and even worse conversation--basically saying i had to pay more. I figured it was better to cut off this experiment before it cost anything. One of my friends did go or the upsell (really just raising the price for a boring lap dance) and also seemed pretty unimpressed. The best part of this club is location--you can just swing by on your way from one place to another and does not require a trip out to the stix. I may have hit it again on an off night... but i would not go back.

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