Crazy for you...to be walking up in this bitch

Miami Beach, FL. Saturday night. Just came from E11even. Wanted to check out the two beach area clubs. I understand the repuation wasn't great but I like to see this stuff for myself. Anyway the area is badass, it's South Beach. What an awesome spot for a strip club. There should be more and better ones. Right on Washington ave area is fine. Parked on the street. Guy out front just says hello and in you go. Up at the turnstile, black dude at the front, gives you the run down and it's $20. You can go in and out with a stamp. Walk in and up the stairs.

First thing you get basically ambushed and harrased by these pack of vultures just hanging in one big circle right by the stage. It will be non stop. You have to tell the group, wholesale to fuck off. The girls were hispanic mostly, eastern euro, one american white chick around 50. Ages 20's-60's. Most closer to the latter. Average body type to fat. Talent was probably 1-5 range. Some enhancments in the lineup. About 20 dancers. All aggresive as fuck.

The one cool thing historically is many of these dancers actually danced for Crockett and Tubbs back in the 80's. That's cool right. They are STILL going!