Russian Run and kind of sketchy
So being in miami you expect people not to speak english but because they speak spanish. This club had door girls, bouncers, floor men, all Russian and barely knowing english. Walked in and the club looked nice (but i've seen nicer in miami) the room was round shaped with an upper level where it looked like dances are done. When we came in the girl on stage was WASTED like INSANELY. She kept flopping around and then leaning on the pole and legit like falling asleep then popping back up, clapping her hands (her hands kept missing each other tho) and then whipping her hair like she was in Metallica. It was frightening. Myself and my friend kept looking around like why isn't anyone taking her off stage. At one point she just laid on her back like she had passed out. And the bouncers just looked on like nothing was wrong and then a customer took her for a dance.....
Definitely seemed like one of the many Miami clubs the russian mob runs as a cover for their prostitution and drug dealing. I've been to lots of clubs all over and i've never seen anyone just let that happen on main stage no less.
also, it was kinda dead. No one was in there. There were like 20 dancers sitting outside smoking and conversing in russian and there wasn't really an floor concierge to offer a tour or try to get drinks going either. idk....the whole experience was bizarre. But the club looks good and the girls look good (half of them have these horrible horse hair extensions that don't match in color or texture). but I could never go in there again. Felt like the cops were gonna bust in at any moment....it was just sooooo weird!!!
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