Club Madonna
1527 Washington Ave Miami Beach, FL 33139

Just a strange place

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tdpiawm
Jul 12, 2017, 5:10 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Ok, as said before, high cover charge, but here is where things get really weird - they can only serve beer and wine, the wine/champagne they serve is .005% alcohol, tastes like kool aid and they charge full price...and you have to pay cash - no credit cards or debit for alcohol. I really had no idea how annoying this would be until I had to go through this, if you want to actually drink - it has to be beer, and that's it - if you are with girls who don't drink beer, you're screwed.

Ok - got that out of my system...the quality of dancers the last couple of times has dropped substantially, at least during the week, really 2 to 4s, I can't remember the last time I left a strip club and couldn't find one girl to get a dance from. Service was really bad as well. Ok so the pros - its 18+, large place, there was one girls I would rate a 6, with a decent tv screen? Maybe its better on the weekends...I would only recommend going if you are somehow stranded in SOBE, and come in drunk or whatever - just don't pay for the drinks there.

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