Club Madonna
1527 Washington Ave Miami Beach, FL 33139

Really hit or miss. Most of...

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wankzilla
Nov 3, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday After Midnight

Really hit or miss. Most of the girls are utterly disgusting. But there can be one or two total gems working. The regular lap dance area is upstairs away from the bouncers and most girls are very liberal. If you have a nice girl then it's really great. The downside is the rest of the girls. Not only are they gross to look at they are very pushy. They will grab your arm and try and get you to sit with them as soon as you walk in. Then they order a drink and expect you to pay for it. It's a scam. Many try to set their own rate for the dances. It's $20 for 1 song, period. Some will say you have to give $20 to the guy at the register for "entry" and $20 to them. Many will try to extort you after the dance. Just get it all clear upfront. It's sad it's not way better because it's the only club in south beach, great location, and great pool of local talent to choose from. Skip it if it's not a weekend night - just not enough girls there.

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