Union Jacks

Portland is something special no doubt about it. Right across the street from my motel an open air punk rock show was going on - had to check it out and not…

Went after an early dinner and had a very good time. There were about 10 dancers but that did not really matter. The dancers have a little "edge" but everyone was friendly…

It was my "bachelor party," and I put that in quotations on account of being with one pal for it. Anyway, we we walking down the street and decided to pop in…

This was my 5th time to UJ. I usually make a point to come here whenever I'm visiting Portland because this is a nice place to just relax, have drinks and enjoy…

This place is small. It has a great east side location, very central -- being bikeable/low cab-fare for much of inner Portland. It's only blocks away from some of the absolute best…

I visited this club before and found it ok. The first time the dancers where nice, friendly and decent dances. I did not get hassled every two minutes for a dance. This…

I have been going here every 2 or 3 weeks for a few months now. I was there last on Jan 6 & 13. I have established a repertoire with a…

Went to this club on a friday night. A fun experience but not really the type of place to get great dances. More of a stage show type of place. Most of…

I haven't been to many strip clubs, but we went here for a friend's bachelor party. Wasn't sure what to expect since the guy who recommended it said it was a little…

Stopped by UJs again for the first time in several months. The interior is unchanged from last time, and as it was evening, I paid a $3 cover. My beer…

After reading some generally positive reviews about UJ I decided to try it out. I went on a Saturday night about 10pm, there were about 12-15 girls total and about half a…

My fiancé and I have been to many strip clubs in Los Angeles, and Union Jacks is far better than the clubs of silicon city. Half of the girls are extremely friendly…

Went to Union Jack's for a buddy's bachelor/bachelorette party. It seemed like there were about a dozen girls walking around and a few on rotation between two stages. This place is basically…

Every time I go to Union Jacks I have a blast. They have my favorite beer on tap and a huge selection of other beers. Perfect for Portland. The club is nice…

Lots of hot woman, I wouldn't go here for a lap dance, waste of money in my opinion and the dancer just seemed distracted... Another lady looked like she was having a…

Came here with my bf, was a cool club! Very friendly and talented dancers, good music, good drinks. Stage shows can get a little hands on from the dancers, which we…

Being in town for business I wanted to find a fun party bar that is slightly off kilter, everyone includingfthe dancers a little boozy and I wasn't disappointed. Its the one club…

In a word: over-rated. Granted, it has been awhile since i worked there, so perhaps management/staff have changed dramatically. Otherwise- if youre a young hipster & lookin to feel cool & naughty-this is…

I had one last night to kill in Baltimore and heard about UJ on East Burnside. Decided to get a crappy cheap hotel room across the street to enjoy the area. Entered…

Had only been here once in the afternoon and it was dead, but decided to revisit. I was surprised at the variety of customers. Sort of a downtown-like crowd: longhairs, college boys,…

Went on a Wed night after dinner and had a very good time. There were about 10 dancers but that did not really matter. The dancers have a little "edge" but everyone…

One of three stops I made while visiting the great city of Portland. The experiences in Portland are so much better than those in the Bikini bars we have in New Jersey. Stopped…

This is one of the most fun clubs I've been to in a long time. The place is rather small, but has a neighborhood bar feel to it and is decked out…

This place was directly across from my motel when I was staying in town so I ended up there every night of my trip after I got back in. Go figure, what…

I came in here in the early evening on a week night, I didn't expect much but was very pleasantly surprised. The bar wasn't very crowded, but there were still 7 or…

Stopped by on Wednesday and there was no cover charge which was good. $4 beer here. The club is a little dingy. There are two stages here, unfortunately only 1 was being…

For Portland this is one of the ink spots. I'm not really into this type of dancer but I have to admit that in this place it works. Strippers are a…

At first I thought the place was shut down or something. It is scary looking from the outside. I was there around 4pm and there was one other person at the bar.…

This was my first visit to UJ. I found the club itself to be quite nice. There was a full bar as well as a reasonable selection of…

I have been going to union jacks for along time (5 years) about once a month. Like all strip clubs, the dancers come and go which is good and bad. I've…

Visited Union Jacks when in PDX on business. Was a little skeptical, as I am not a huge fan of the tattooed / emo types that I heard danced there. I must…

I've been to Jacks a couple of times since my last review, but this was the first time I've gone after 10PM so I thought it worth another review. I will…

Union Jacks is perhaps one of Portland's more well known clubs. We've (me and my wife) have been there 4 or 5 times, this review is kind of a summation, as the…

Wow. Union Jacks is the place I always bring out-of-towners to show them how grungy Portland clubs can be - but a couple weeks ago was too much for even me.…

Got to the club early around 5. There were about 5 girls working. Most were 5s or worse but one blond was an 8 I don't remember her name. most girls got…

I never usually go to this place. The last time I was here was maybe 3 to 4 years back. This place is known for the tatooed sexy girls. From what I…

From the outside Union Jacks looks like an old run down and possibly haunted building that at one time could have been quite charming. Once you enter the dim red lighting and…

Made a follow-up visit to UJ's a couple of weeks ago. Physical description following is copied from my previous review - it is still accurate: Club itself is basically 90’s décor –…

Union Jack's has really upgraded the talent. They have managed to keep the better dancers and added some high quality new, read young, talent. The girls are above average in looks for…

UJ’s is in a decent area of east Portland – not what I’d call sketchy. Club itself is basically 90’s décor – neon, dark fabrics, moderate lighting. There was no…

In Portland for business and wanted to take in some of the local sights. Stopped in Union Jacks because of the proximity to my hotel and recommendations from the cab driver. First…

The key to this club is to get a good spot to sit. I recommend sitting at the bar, so you can see both stages - although most of the action takes…

Dancers: Unlike most strip clubs that have rather...unfortunate...women working on weekdays, Union Jacks has consistently had very attractive dancers even on Monday and Tuesday nights. There weren't a lot of them,…

Union Jacks is still a place with lots of good looking dancers, an outrageous show, and plenty of cheap(er) booze. The cover is only $4.00 and it is wall to wall dancers…

I'm going to add a bit of content for non-Portland residents that I think would have helped me when I recently moved here. If you're from Portland, you may skip this…

I went here on a Sunday night, not too busy. It took me awhile to get the attention of any dancers. Eventually a cute brunette came up to me and…

I like this place. It's a Portland strip club at its finest. Dancers were fully tatted up or not tatted at all which was nice. I like them both. They were definitely…

I really enjoyed this club. The theme is really nice and the girls were amazingly friendly to me and my friends. The cover was a little higher than what I…

Things to like: Hawthorne Strip and Sassy's are nearby. Things not to like: Ultra Rude and Slow Service, Dancer's Looks, Dancer's Attitudes, Seating, Parking. I can't say anything good about this place- I hated…

This club is pretty inside, but has a mid 90s vibe. The cover is way to high for that part of town. & concidering the fact that PDX is full of strip…

This club has not a very good atmosphere. There is a cover charge, and the man at the door is unfriendly. You are made to feel bad from the moment you walk…

I decided to go back to this club, and I have to say how impressed I am by the girls. I expected them to be hot the first time I went;…

Dancers - great if you like mowhawks, large tattoos, and the like. Much more interesting than the boring clubs back in Oklahoma. No girls that made you wonder why there…

Interesting club. I can see why this club appeals to a younger, alternative crowd. Parking is not great, but overall the club is clean and has a unique-alternative vibe to it. The…

The last time that I was there it was around 10pm on a Friday night and the dancer quality was pretty great. There was a new lady from California with great enhanced…

Dropped by this place on a friday night and stayed for a few hours. Union Jack's can get VERY busy during peak bar hours, to the extent that it's hard to…

I dropped in on a Sunday. The dancers were good looking and did some great moves with the pole, roller skates, and matches. It was low pressure. I sat next to the…

There were probably about 15 dancers on shift when we went. Place was pretty crowded. Most of the girls had some kind of punk rock or Suicide Girls vibe - tattoos, piercings,…

Stopped in after work, then happened to be in the area again around 9 and had a nightcap. Am actually fairly familiar with this place, although by no means a regular.…

Took a friend from the midwest and he was blown-away. There is simply no other clubs like this anywhere. It's like being at your cool indie band friend's bachelor party…

I was down in Portland visiting my boyfriend when he drunkenly (and sheepishly) suggested going to Union Jacks after a few drinks down the street. I wasn't sure what to expect…

My experience at Union Jack's was less than stellar. The club did not have any available seating except at the rack. So, my girlfriend and I sat at the rack…

This is one of the most popular clubs in Portland, as far as I can tell. I heard about it a lot at work before I went and finally caved and went…

I went back with the wife on a Saturday evening. It was probably around 9pm. They didn't have both stages going but the action on the main stage was pretty good. Three…

Went there the other day with the wife. She likes the place and the type of girls there. We got there too early for a Saturday and only one stage was going…

Well, spent a couple of late afternoon, not really nice girls, too many tattoos and piercings, girls too fat for my stile, one was probably a mum with that belly was really…

I had a great time at this club. I found that it is one of the most nicely decorated clubs in Portland. The dancers were mostly the pierced and tatooed type with…

I visited this place on a Saturday night around 11 PM. It's on a pretty busy street in a lively area. Parking was a bit hard to find-- I had…

Recently we went "club hopping" to for a bachelor party. So we visited a number of places and Union Jacks was the first stop. There was a small cover( $3 or $4).…

Went on a Thursday night after a business dinner and we had a very good time. There may had been more than 10 dancers but that did not really matter. Yes, there…

This was a very unusual club in that it seemed to be as much of a neighborhood hangout as a strip club. Of course there were girls in various states of undress…

I went there on a Thursday night and it was hoppin'. Many great looking ladies there although many of them were too thin for my taste. Lots of tattoos and piercings which…

It was a while ago that I went to Union Jacks upon a suggestion from a co-worker. So many of Portland's clubs are the same cookie cutter clubs with the same…

I usually go to strip clubs to look at beautiful girls and then get some good lap dances. And I know Portland is not the best place for it. So it is…

Stopped in at Union Jacks on Burnside for the first time ever. Was pleasantly suprised at the overall quality of the girls. Good place to go for those who like to watch…

Wow, for a Monday night this place was busy. Good service at the bar (a woman bartender instead of the usual guy and she was prompt with the service). About…

I haven't been here in about a year and found a lot of improvements. This place was packed on a Thursday night and there were a lot of good looking dancers.…

I generally liked the vibe of this place although I was expecting the DJ to be less of the "typical strip club DJ voice" type. I guess I figured that since the…

First my experience is colored by the fact that I hit it off with a super friendly girl and spent a lot of time with her. A really tall blonde with…

Went here for a friend of mine's birthday. I have a love hate relationship with this place. Girls are hot, in a suicide girls kind of way. Girls are…

went in early on a Saturday night. Girls were active on the stage and very friendly. Not pushy, either. Drinks were priced reasonably and the bar maid was hot!…

Every time I have gone in here, there have been at least eight girls working. They have all apparently given up on making money since there are so many girls to compete…

was in last weekend 11-11-06 for the 1st time in several months. Still good to great drinks on the cheep. Dancers from 6-8 on this night. Friendly as usual, all types, body styles,…

Went to this club couple of weeks back. Fortunately was able to find parking at the back of the club. If you dont find parking there, it is quite a pain to…

This is my favorite club in Portland. The girls are alternative style, so make sure thats your thing before going there. Some girls do not get completely naked because the…

The last review covers things pretty well. I came in Sat night around 7, found 4 dancers working the main stage. As mentioned, the interior of the club is very…

This is a smaller club aimed at the young hipster crowd. It is next to the Doug Fir restaurant and nightclub in a somewhat sketchy neighborhood. As I drove around the block…

Nice little club. The girls are athletic and cheerful. The absence of obvious silicon is refreshing and this, coupled with the overall attitude of the place may make this a new favorite.…

All dancers were heavily tattoed with several body piercings. They get to bring their own CD's for the dance music. Most of the girls played obscure heavy metal. The…

I was here on 7/28/05 and the place was PACKED, especially considering it was a Thursday night. It was basically standing room only for a while, until a booth by the…

I went to this club about three weeks ago, and I had a blast! Hot, flexible dancers who know how to work the tip rail and nice, stiff drinks! I will be…

Is one of the best maintained clubs.. interiiors are really nice, clean, good chairs, very well lit,. I liked the atmosphere. Two stages, one is main, where most of the dancers actually…

STopped in to see a dancer that I had caught at another club, Phoenix. Phoenix is a beauty with many years of formal dance training. She dances with fans and…

Usually love this club, but one bitchy dancer ruined the end of the evening for myself and my boyfriend by telling him he had not tipped her enough onstage and demanding more.…

stoped by Jacks 2-7-05 for some adult fun. This place does not look like much on the outside, but it is very clean, warm, and friendly on the inside. Still the…

Union Jacks is the perfect place to go to for a quick couple of beers and some great eye candy. There are two stages, but only one may be "working", depending…

I took my boyfriend here for his birthday in July, on a friday night. The place was packed, the door fee was low ($3-$4, I'm not sure which) and there were…

I'm from out of town and happened upon this place. Probably a decent place to hang out for the locals, but leaves much to be desired. Girls were 5-8. Cover (on a…