Union Jacks
938 E Burnside St Portland, OR 97214

I haven't been to many strip...

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bod_bylan
Jan 16, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I haven't been to many strip clubs, but we went here for a friend's bachelor party. Wasn't sure what to expect since the guy who recommended it said it was a little grungy, but when we got there I was quite impressed. The outside was a little sketchy, but once we got inside the place was clean, there was space to move (though it was by no means empty. Ton of people, both employees and customers), and the girls were good looking.

Two poles with girls constantly on them. A small stage with like four or five chair at it by the door, then the main stage further back with maybe 15 seats. The dancing was pretty good for the most part. A few really good dancers and one or two not so great ones, and a lot in the middle. Most were good looking, one or two were on the heavier side, but still good looking. Only one girl's face made me feel like she should really find another job. It was a Friday night though, so I'm sure the varsity team were out.

The staff was alright. Not overly friendly, but not hostile either. The main bartender was very quick and made good drinks (Which are cheap by the way). Like I said the place was busy so he was constantly having to move and didn't exactly have a smile on his face, but he did a good job of making sure everyone got their drinks in a timely manner. After awhile another lady went back and started helping him. She was a little friendlier (more smiley anyway), but just as focused on getting as many drinks out as fast as she could. Didn't really see any waitresses going around.

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