Union Jacks
938 E Burnside St Portland, OR 97214

I went here on a Sunday...

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jbayn010510
Nov 5, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

I went here on a Sunday night, not too busy. It took me awhile to get the attention of any dancers. Eventually a cute brunette came up to me and started flirting. I was sold on her when she said "why don't I give you a lap dance and talk nasty to you?" I'm not going to name her, but she was pretty, size B's, toned and had very few tats. We went back and had a nice dance, she talked dirty and grinded well. I had about 3 dances before she started moving her hands past my crotch. I decided to inquire about seeing her outside of the club, she said she would see me in a hotel room that night for a price (5 diamonds or so). I agreed. I had some trouble with ATMs, and by the time we left most motels were closed, but we found a place after she drove us up there (lame I know, but I had no car and their were no taxis). She performed as promised, I went at the V and tasted her booty and she gave good. She offered everything, but I said no as I lacked supplies. Overall it was good - I went there just wanting a dance and ended up spending too much money on some poon. Good times.

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