Union Jacks
938 E Burnside St Portland, OR 97214

This is a smaller club aimed...

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Gilligan
Nov 11, 2005, 3:49 AM
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This is a smaller club aimed at the young hipster crowd. It is next to the Doug Fir restaurant and nightclub in a somewhat sketchy neighborhood. As I drove around the block looking for a place to park I saw a couple young ladies who I think were hookers. As you enter the club there is a small stage with no pole located right next to the bar. Then you turn right and walk down the length of the bar to the main stage area. Directly accross from the bar is an alcove with a scrim curtain for private dances. The club is decorated in red and black, with red rope lights all over the walls.

The main stage area has a very high ceiling, so the brass pole is much taller than average. Two of the dancers shinnied all the way up to the top of the pole and spun back down, which was pretty entertaining.

As for the dancers, they were mostly young and slim with no silicone, but an unfortunate tendency to indulge in tattoos and piercings. The dancers choose their own music, and their dances were more choreographed than the typical strip club routine. Sorry I don't recall names, but there were a couple nice looking blondes, a petite brunette who looked like she was about 4'10" (it is hard to tell when they are on stage) and assorted dyed black/red haired hipster chicks with ink and hardware.

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