First my experience is colored by...

First my experience is colored by the fact that I hit it off with a super friendly girl and spent a lot of time with her. A really tall blonde with nice, natural boobs, she was smart, funny, and wonderful to talk with, which was super sexy. I had a blast with her.

I arrived on a Thursday night around 7 pm. There were 3 girls working one stage and only a few patrons. I was struck by how clean and nicely decorated the inside is with 2 stages that had mirrors separated by gold trim and rows of small red lights. Other walls were a bright reddish orange contrasting with black and red chair upholstery and Persian rugs on the floors. Definitely the most attractive club I've ever visited.

At around 9 pm more girls showed up and by 10 pm there must have been 12 or 15 dancers. Most of the dancers were good, doing some pretty amazing pole tricks and giving it a lot of energy. Almost all of them were covered with intricate and sometimes colorful tattoos. One dancer had a pair of pistols on her tummy that pointed to her crotch, while another had tattoos right on her boobs. I guess that's why they call the place alternative friendly. There were a couple really hot dancers with minimal tattoos, but they were certainly the exception. Natural tits also seem to be the norm, as I didn't see any obvious silicone jobs. Also noteworthy, the girls don't constantly hassle everyone for private dances.

The service was nonexistent. I had to go up to the bar to get my own menu, then had to go back there from my table to order both food and drink. They did bring the food out, but left the dirty plate there for about a half hour and never asked if I wanted a refill on my drink. The DJ was obnoxious and unnecessary, given that the girls choose their own music. All he did was constantly remind everyone at the stage that tipping is mandatory.

So if you like lots of tattoos on athletic, friendly dancers in a clean, nicely decorated club, Union Jacks is the place. If you appreciate good wait service and get turned on by glamorous Playboy Bunny pin-up girls then there are better choices.